Chapters The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie
Pinkie ran. She ran a far distance. But soon, her sprint became a jog. A jog into a canter, then into a trot, and eventually just walking. Pinkie had hardly even gotten past the Everfree Forest when she fell down. And she couldn't get out, no matter how many times she tries. "Oh, come on!" She angrily shouted. From above, a Pegasus had noticed a pink pony shaking it's hoof in anger. "Need help?" Asked the Pegasus. "Yeah, sure!" Pinkie called out. The Pegasus flapped down. But one of her legs hit a tree branch, and she fell into the trench. The two pulled and tugged, until they finally rolled out. The Pegasus said, "I'm MisMatch." What a perfectly fitting name for such a mixed-up pony, Pinkie Pie thought. MisMatch had frazzled green fur, with an unbrushed red mane. One of her hooves was dark blue. She had one yellow eye, and one violet eye. She had both a "Mech" wing and a normal wing. Pinkie Pie then said her name. "So, I guess we're friends now." Said Mismatch. "I guess." Replied Pinkie. Mismatch and Pinkie started off again. Along the way, they almost got swept up in a river.
The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie
Lightning flashed. Thunder boomed. Rain poured down in a torrent, dousing Pinkie and MisMatch. Pinkie's hair flattened, and a wicked smile spread across her face. "No!" Yelled Pinkie, stopping herself. MisMatch put her hoof around Pinkie Pie's shoulder. "Don't worry. It's almost over." And with that, they walked towards the noonday sun.
The En-
Pinkie looked up to the sky and called,"Hold on, Narrator!"
And our story continues.... They ran down the mountain, eagerly galloping towards Canterlot. Pinkie jumped up and accidentally hit MisMatch in the face. She fell down, and died. And thus ends our story.
Pinkie yelled to the skies,"NARRATOR!!! THE STORY'S NOT OVER YET!!" Pinkie pie looked down at MisMatch, who had bumped her head on a rock. They went along to the perilous place that was the Everfree Forest.
The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie
Non-Resolutions, AKA the Prologue
Pinkie Pie had to leave. Her friends didn't want her.
They had explained that she had gone missing for a bit, and along the way, Rarity was killed by a hydra. Pinkie opened up to her friends, told them everything. They were disgusted . Pinkie took off, sprinting outside. "Pinkie, wait up!" Yelled Twilight. But Pinkie Pie was long gone. Sprinting away, just an echo of what was to come.
The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie
When they saw the mountains on the horizon, MisMatch asked the possibly most irrelevant question to their journey; "What are circles?".
Pinkie gave MisMatch an odd look and said, "Circles are a shape,silly." "No, I mean think about it. What are circles? What defined a circle as perfect? How did they even know if they couldn't even make one?" Replied MisMatch. "Good question," said Pinkie,"But I don't have the slightest clue about what to answer." They continued towards Mt. Crescent, and the whole way, Pinkie Pie thoughts about MisMatch's question. Suddenly, MisMatch yelled," Pinkie, look out!" Pinkie snapped back into reality. They had reached the mountain. They began climbing. It was really difficult, so they decided to take a break near a cave. They watched the sun set. "We should sleep here maybe." Said Pinkie, abruptly. So they did. It was very uncomfortable, so it took a while to fall asleep. When she did, Pinkie Pie found herself pacing the halls of an unfamiliar place. Fillies laughed. A dragon sat on the ceiling. An abstract- looking stallion came up to Pinkie and said,"Circles, why circles?" A small unicorn came up to her and said,"Pinkie, embrace yourself. You are Pinkamena." The stallion then replied, "Do not believe the filly. Toast is not shaped like a circle." Pinkie Pie then thought, What the hay is this? The ceiling dragon transformed into a tree and said,"Do not believe either of them. Toast can be shaped like cheese." Suddenly, Pinkamena jumped out at her. Pinkie Pie woke up in a cold sweat. She couldn't fall asleep this time. When Celestia rose the sun, the two started up again.
The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie
The two walked into the forest, carefully swerving around scattered patches of Poison Joke. They made it to a marsh with clouded waters. There, on the ground, lay the corpse of a unicorn. "Hey look, it's Rarity!" Exclaimed Pinkie. She began throwing assorted candies at Rarity's face. A cookie landed in Rarity's gaping, broken jaw. Pinkie exclaimed joyfully,"Aw,yeah! I got it in!" Pinkie began to celebrate, but soon, MisMatch said,"Pinkie, you might want to celebrate later." She stared at something. Pinkie followed her gaze. There was a three headed blue hydra! Pinkie unexpectedly threw a lollipop in the hydra's mouth, and it roared. Pinkie jumped on to the hydra's second head, and held on tightly. It roared furiously. MisMatch saw this opportunity, and began to kick the creature in the chest. On the tenth try, the hydra fell limply to the ground and water.
"Good job on distracting it." Said MisMatch. "Distracting?" Asked Pinkie,"I just wanted to ride on its head!" , she exclaimed, laughing. MisMatch smiled. And as the two mares trotted proudly out of the forest and into Ponyville, Pinkie had been forgiven by her friends. Sort of.
Pinkie then said,"Ok narrator,you can end the story now."
And so, Pinkie Pie and MisMatch became the best of friends, adventuring across Equestria for excitement.
Pinkamena was never seen or heard of again. And all was well.
The End (For real, this time)
