Adagio Dazzle goes to Tesco to buy naan bread, but things quickly get out of hand.

Co-authors: Vital Spark and Lesbian Adagio Dazzle
Edited by Vital Spark and Lesbian Adagio Dazzle

"So beautiful I cry every time 9/11" —My mum
"A profound work that will change the state of fan fiction forever" —Guardian
"I didn't like it. Zero stars." —The Daily Fuck

Disclaimer: This is a trollfic and in no way intended to be taken seriously and all characters are at least 18 in this story.