This is a self insert story, the only difference is this is how I see myself if I wasn't a brony, and how I would like my adventure/arrival through/to Equestria to go if it were to happen with a realistic reaction to showing up in a new world that breaks the laws of physics. BE WARNED!!!! I am going to be putting things in this story about myself that I would usually never tell anyone, so I'm putting a lot of faith into the brony community to not make fun of my or anything similar. If my faith goes wrong than I WILL cancel this story, you have been warned.