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Horse People Go Naked

by Typist Gray
Thomas, a human, has appeared in the magical land of Equestria, though it is much different from the show. Ponies of this world are all anthros. What's more, Thomas has been assigned as Princess Luna's royal concubine.

Thomas, a human and fan of a certain popular cartoon, has appeared in the magical land of Equestria, though it is much different from the show. Ponies of this world are all anthros, very tall anthros, and they don't normally wear clothing. The history of this world is much the same as it is on the show, though different in a number of key areas. What's more, Thomas has been assigned as Princess Luna's royal concubine.

Hijinks ensue.

Also, because so few people are catching on to this, the main character has depression along with symptoms of autism.

Featured 12/14/15 you guys kick several of the ass.
Also, on 7/4/16, and you guys are still awesome.
And again on 6/12/17.
And yet again on 5/27/19.
And yet again-again on 1/27/19.
And yet again again again on 2/24/20.
Once more on 3/30/20.
Surprisingly, also on 8/3/21.
And once again on 9/6/21.
Still again on 3/7/22.
And wow, on 4/4/22, too.
And, surprisingly, on 9/5/22.
And starting off a new year on 2/6/23.
And a-freaking-gain on 12/4/23.
And on 12/2/24, because some people don't learn their lesson.

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Incomplete
Romance
Comedy
Sex
Anthro
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
 
POBSP

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176 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2015-05-28 17:41:59 UTC
    1155
  2. Chapter 1: Three Months in Service 2015-05-29 16:12:15 UTC
    1118
  3. Chapter 2: Good Morning 2015-06-04 01:51:06 UTC
  4. Chapter 3: A Day Off? 2015-06-08 12:45:30 UTC
  5. Chapter 4: The Day Off Begins 2015-06-11 12:58:48 UTC
  6. Chapter 5: Chow Hall 2015-06-15 13:56:56 UTC
  7. Chapter 6: The Griffon's Story 2015-06-18 11:12:05 UTC
  8. Chapter 7: Let's Go Shopping 2015-06-22 12:57:22 UTC
  9. Chapter 8: The Hazards of Clothes Shopping 2015-06-25 12:55:33 UTC
  10. Chapter 9: Pony Herds Are What? 2015-06-29 14:19:03 UTC
  11. Chapter 10: Too Much Information 2015-07-06 11:27:14 UTC
  12. Chapter 11: Sagely Advice 2015-07-13 10:45:03 UTC
  13. Chapter 12: Presenting the Princess 2015-07-20 11:17:37 UTC
  14. Chapter 13: Confessions and Punishments (Clop) 2015-07-27 12:06:29 UTC
  15. Chapter 14: Is This a Date? 2015-08-03 12:19:38 UTC
  16. Chapter 15: Breakfast With The Princesses 2015-08-10 11:30:52 UTC
  17. Chapter 16: Daily Affairs 2015-08-17 12:07:26 UTC
  18. Chapter 17: Restaurant Adventures 2015-08-24 12:00:33 UTC
  19. Chapter 18: Lunch Date with Luna (Clop) 2015-08-28 12:43:11 UTC
  20. Chapter 19: The Interview 2015-08-31 12:42:44 UTC
  21. Chapter 20: Status in the Hierarchy 2015-09-04 12:54:18 UTC
  22. Chapter 21: Trials at the Gym 2015-09-07 08:56:13 UTC
  23. Chapter 22: To Kiss a Mare 2015-09-11 09:42:26 UTC
  24. Chapter 23: Paying Dues 2015-09-14 12:29:50 UTC
  25. Chapter 24: Magical Sex Beeper 2015-09-18 08:57:43 UTC
  26. Chapter 25: Attendant's Role 2015-09-21 12:40:53 UTC
  27. Chapter 26: Royal Massage 2015-09-25 12:48:15 UTC
  28. Chapter 27: The Mare and the Wren 2015-09-28 12:38:20 UTC
  29. Chapter 28: Returning Hobbies 2015-10-02 12:10:51 UTC
  30. Chapter 29: The Magic of Preening 2015-10-05 08:39:00 UTC
  31. Chapter 30: Recess is Fun (Clop) 2015-10-09 12:29:51 UTC
  32. Chapter 31: Senior Concubine 2015-10-12 12:14:43 UTC
  33. Chapter 32: Venture to Ponyville 2015-10-16 13:42:36 UTC
  34. Chapter 33: Friends to Rely On 2015-10-19 14:22:21 UTC
  35. Chapter 34: Treats and Terror 2015-10-26 12:28:57 UTC
  36. Chapter 35: Flirting and Herding 2015-11-02 13:29:09 UTC
  37. Chapter 36: Come One, Come All 2015-11-09 13:32:56 UTC
  38. Chapter 37: Ursa Attack 2015-11-16 14:20:47 UTC
  39. Chapter 38: Reviewing the Script 2015-11-23 08:54:37 UTC
  40. Chapter 39: Sisterly Advice 2015-11-30 09:51:47 UTC
  41. Chapter 40: Pony Shapes 2015-12-07 12:11:45 UTC
  42. Chapter 41: Mares' Night 2015-12-14 10:38:35 UTC
  43. Chapter 42: Place in the Herd 2015-12-21 13:24:17 UTC
  44. Chapter 43: Shopping Spree 2015-12-28 13:31:37 UTC
  45. Chapter 44: Hero’s Welcome 2016-01-04 14:31:40 UTC
  46. Chapter 45: The First Real Threesome (Clop) 2016-01-11 13:49:18 UTC
  47. Chapter 46: Alicorn of his Dreams 2016-01-18 12:59:50 UTC
  48. Chapter 47: A New Day 2016-01-25 13:56:29 UTC
  49. Chapter 48: Moonlight in the Morning 2016-02-01 08:54:02 UTC
  50. Chapter 49: An Outing With the Herd 2016-02-08 14:02:10 UTC
  51. Chapter 50: Thomas Saves Canterlot by Telling Princess Luna to Get in the Kitchen and Make Him a Sammich 2016-02-15 14:04:51 UTC
  52. Chapter 51: His First Second 2016-02-22 12:12:53 UTC
  53. Chapter 52: Story Time 2016-02-29 13:49:26 UTC
  54. Chapter 53: A Male Griffon is Called a Cock (Clop) 2016-03-07 13:49:25 UTC
  55. Chapter 54: A Book Worth Reading 2016-03-10 09:55:21 UTC
  56. Chapter 55: Ever Present Shadow 2016-03-14 13:29:02 UTC
  57. Chapter 56: Coincidences 2016-03-21 13:38:17 UTC
  58. Chapter 57: An Informal Interview 2016-03-28 12:45:43 UTC
  59. Chapter 58: The New Attendant 2016-04-04 12:27:35 UTC
  60. Chapter 59: Getting Along 2016-04-11 14:08:35 UTC
  61. Chapter 60: Role Play (Clop) 2016-04-18 08:47:17 UTC
  62. Chapter 61: Meetings 2016-04-25 13:04:53 UTC
  63. Chapter 62: Opening Up to New Possibilities 2016-05-02 13:39:10 UTC
  64. Chapter 63: I Dream a Dream 2016-05-09 13:01:09 UTC
  65. Chapter 64: Preparations for Nightmare Night 2016-05-16 13:27:06 UTC
  66. Chapter 65: Nightmare Night Begins 2016-05-23 12:32:10 UTC
  67. Chapter 66: The Nightmare Continues 2016-05-30 12:58:23 UTC
  68. Chapter 67: Newfound Appreciation 2016-06-06 13:49:48 UTC
  69. Chapter 68: Best Nightmare Night Ever 2016-06-13 12:50:01 UTC
  70. Chapter 69: Zoo Day Fun Times 2016-06-20 11:10:05 UTC
  71. Chapter 70: Last Minute First Date 2016-07-04 09:41:12 UTC
  72. Chapter 71: Nuzzling Under the Moonlight 2016-07-18 10:41:56 UTC
  73. Chapter 72: To Please Her Stallion (Clop) 2016-08-01 11:00:25 UTC
  74. Chapter 73: Royal Judgment (Clop) 2016-08-22 12:19:43 UTC
  75. Chapter 74: Confessions of Affection 2016-09-19 12:36:56 UTC
  76. Chapter 75: Formally Courting 2016-10-10 12:35:57 UTC
  77. Chapter 76: Are You Sure? (Clop) 2016-10-31 12:25:14 UTC
  78. Chapter 77: Time to Tell the Truth 2016-11-21 11:42:41 UTC
  79. Chapter 78: Cross Cultural Wooing 2016-12-12 12:33:57 UTC
  80. Chapter 79: Doing it Right 2016-12-26 13:06:42 UTC
  81. Chapter 80: Doing it Right Now (Clop) 2017-01-16 12:29:43 UTC
  82. Chapter 81: How to Pass the Time 2017-02-06 11:51:23 UTC
  83. Chapter 82: Her Mistress 2017-02-27 13:03:51 UTC
  84. Chapter 83: Less Than a Goddess (Clop) 2017-03-20 12:10:24 UTC
  85. Chapter 84: It’s a Herd Knock Life 2017-04-10 13:35:53 UTC
  86. Chapter 85: Meet the Parents 2017-04-24 12:51:38 UTC
  87. Chapter 86: Hearth’s Warming Shopping 2017-05-15 10:21:43 UTC
  88. Chapter 87: Taking Responsibility 2017-06-05 16:19:55 UTC
  89. Chapter 88: Let’s Get Those Presents 2017-06-12 12:18:18 UTC
  90. Chapter 89: To Share a Dream 2017-06-19 11:39:37 UTC
  91. Chapter 90: Happy Hearth’s Warming 2017-06-26 11:54:08 UTC
  92. Chapter 91: Games Ponies Play in Private (Clop) 2017-07-17 12:26:48 UTC
  93. Chapter 92: New Applicants Part 1 2017-08-07 12:56:07 UTC
  94. Chapter 93: New Applicants Part 2 2017-09-04 11:56:27 UTC
  95. Chapter 94: Two Applicants on their First Night 2017-10-02 12:21:38 UTC
  96. Chapter 95: Establishing Routines 2017-10-23 13:00:53 UTC
  97. Chapter 96: Ernest Lessons 2017-11-13 13:10:36 UTC
  98. Chapter 97: Castle Exploration Adventure 2017-12-04 13:14:27 UTC
  99. Chapter 98: Things We Do With Herds 2017-12-25 13:42:55 UTC
  100. Chapter 99: Horn Care 2018-05-14 11:16:31 UTC
  101. Chapter 100: Just Hangin’ Out 2018-06-04 11:21:34 UTC
  102. Chapter 101: Checking in for a Checkup 2018-06-25 11:37:23 UTC
  103. Chapter 102: Honey and Surprise 2018-07-16 12:06:10 UTC
  104. Chapter 103: Ink Con 2018-08-06 11:24:43 UTC
  105. Chapter 104: Ah Want ta Be With Her 2018-08-27 10:39:28 UTC
  106. Chapter 105: Potluck 2018-09-17 13:17:43 UTC
  107. Chapter 106: Work Gossip 2018-10-08 10:42:24 UTC
  108. Chapter 107: Date Night Surprise 2018-12-17 11:54:37 UTC
  109. Chapter 108: Date Night Honey 2019-01-07 13:40:45 UTC
  110. Chapter 109: Date Night Surprise Aftermath (Clop) 2019-02-25 13:26:26 UTC
  111. Chapter 110: Date Night 2 Surprise Boogaloo 2019-03-18 11:41:57 UTC
  112. Chapter 111: Date Night 2 Honey Pot 2019-04-08 11:19:28 UTC
  113. Chapter 112: Honey is Sweet (Clop) 2019-05-06 11:40:37 UTC
  114. Chapter 113: A Private Party 2019-05-27 11:41:17 UTC
  115. Chapter 114: An Extra Private Party (Clop) 2019-06-24 11:08:35 UTC
  116. Chapter 115: Changing Places (Clop) 2019-07-22 10:12:23 UTC
  117. Chapter 116: Ongoing Festivities (Clop) 2019-08-26 11:47:40 UTC
  118. Chapter 117: Welcome to the Family (Clop) 2019-09-23 10:44:54 UTC
  119. Chapter 118: Isn’t This my Job? 2019-10-21 15:29:18 UTC
  120. Chapter 119: Going Out 2019-11-25 11:37:41 UTC
  121. Chapter 120: Duels and Comics 2019-12-23 12:53:27 UTC
  122. Chapter 121: Slumming in the Shelter 2020-01-27 11:32:40 UTC
  123. Chapter 122: Flights of Evil 2020-02-24 11:58:24 UTC
  124. Chapter 123: Walking in New Skin 2020-03-30 10:03:24 UTC
  125. Chapter 124: Trying Farmwork 2020-04-27 10:06:32 UTC
  126. Chapter 125: Thomas and Luna's Pool Time 2020-05-25 09:55:25 UTC
  127. Chapter 126: Firestorm 2020-06-29 08:28:19 UTC
  128. Chapter 127: Moonlight and Honey Traverse the Untraversable 2020-07-27 10:06:56 UTC
  129. Chapter 128: Changing Up the Guard 2020-08-31 20:50:40 UTC
  130. Chapter 129: Jet Black 2020-09-28 08:57:47 UTC
  131. Chapter 130: Silver and Honey 2020-10-26 09:33:00 UTC
  132. Chapter 131: A Night in the Museum 2020-11-30 09:40:14 UTC
  133. Chapter 132: Reunited 2020-12-28 09:54:54 UTC
  134. Chapter 133: Young Flyers’ Competition 2021-06-07 09:51:46 UTC
  135. Chapter 134: Critics in the Box 2021-07-05 10:00:08 UTC
  136. Chapter 135: A Running Show 2021-08-02 10:01:37 UTC
  137. Chapter 136: Beating the Heat (Clop) 2021-09-06 11:23:11 UTC
  138. Chapter 137: A Blistering Heat (Clop) 2021-10-04 08:45:58 UTC
  139. Chapter 138: The Heat That Binds Us (Clop) 2021-11-01 09:30:45 UTC
  140. Chapter 139: Fire Burns All 2021-12-06 09:01:15 UTC
  141. Chapter 140: Fire Runs Wild (Clop) 2022-01-03 10:32:14 UTC
  142. Chapter 141: Heat-Addled Mare Aftercare 2022-02-07 09:29:51 UTC
  143. Chapter 142: Maybe They’re Not so Bad 2022-03-07 10:44:08 UTC
  144. Chapter 143: Team Hug vs. Team Cute 2022-04-04 08:29:42 UTC
  145. Chapter 144: Spats and Making Up 2022-05-02 15:05:35 UTC
  146. Chapter 145: Problems on the Horizon 2022-08-01 05:52:42 UTC
  147. Chapter 146: Off To School 2022-09-05 17:39:39 UTC
  148. Chapter 147: Unorthodox Thinking 2022-10-03 16:28:06 UTC
  149. Chapter 148: Chatting at College 2022-11-07 15:01:19 UTC
  150. Chapter 149: An (Ordinary) Checkup 2022-12-05 15:59:18 UTC
  151. Chapter 150: Distractions from Troubles 2023-01-02 06:52:38 UTC
  152. Chapter 151: Oppression of the Formerly Tall (Clop) 2023-02-06 14:44:58 UTC
  153. Chapter 152: Carin’ at the Grocery Store 2023-03-06 06:51:37 UTC
  154. Chapter 153: Mares Shopping for Skirts 2023-04-03 09:50:11 UTC
  155. Chapter 154: The Guard, the Human, and the Dream Walker 2023-05-01 07:50:24 UTC
  156. Chapter 155: Balls and Treats 2023-06-05 13:49:21 UTC
  157. Chapter 156: You’re Diagnosed with… Something 2023-07-03 12:12:29 UTC
  158. Chapter 157: Just Smile like Normal 2023-08-07 08:48:09 UTC
  159. Chapter 158: Presentations and Paparazzi 2023-09-04 17:26:44 UTC
  160. Chapter 159: The Lab Accident 2023-10-02 07:51:17 UTC
  161. Chapter 160: Explanations and Fetishes 2023-11-06 19:33:07 UTC
  162. Chapter 161: Fantasizing with Tiny Humans 2023-12-04 16:49:58 UTC
  163. Chapter 162: The First Tiny Human Games (Clop) 2024-01-01 08:18:44 UTC
  164. Chapter 163: Tiny Human Games Continue (Clop) 2024-02-05 18:05:19 UTC
  165. Chapter 164: Player Two Enters the Shrink Zone (Clop) 2024-03-04 13:44:15 UTC
  166. Chapter 165: Hiding in Plain Sight 2024-04-01 16:39:41 UTC
  167. Chapter 166: Other Ways to Play With Tinies 2024-05-06 14:22:47 UTC
  168. Chapter 167: Playing Dolls from the Other End 2024-06-03 17:18:03 UTC
  169. Chapter 168: Cuddled Against Her (Giant) Bosom 2024-07-01 11:08:36 UTC
  170. Chapter 169: Scurrying Under Her Dress 2024-08-05 13:23:31 UTC
  171. Chapter 170: Tiny Games Gauntlet (Clop) 2024-09-02 22:35:06 UTC
  172. Chapter 171: The Ongoing Tiny Gauntlet (Clop) 2024-10-07 22:30:12 UTC
  173. Chapter 172: Tiny Gauntlet’s Conclusion (Clop) 2024-11-04 17:37:05 UTC
  174. Chapter 173: Back to Normal, Whatever That Is 2024-12-02 18:11:10 UTC
  175. Chapter 174: TLC is Hard for Over-Thinkers 2025-01-06 18:53:37 UTC
  176. Chapter 175: Hazardous Cuddles and New Ventures Ahead 2025-02-04 02:20:01 UTC