Pony meets world

   It was morning in my home town. The sun was shining, and I was watching the latest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I went to go take a break, when, on the TV, Twilight saw me in her eyes. She gasped, and smiled as if she had an idea. The TV went frizzy right after I came back. I was confused. "The hell?" I asked as I tapped the side of my TV. After another tap or so, a bright pink portal appeared on it, and, I was knocked to the floor by six objects landing on me. "Ow." I groaned before I was knocked out cold. A few hours later, I found myself in my bed, looking around the room, when I saw a purple alicorn holding an ice pack to my forehead. "What the hell!" I yelled as I backed up.

  "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy!" She told me. "Sorry for knocking you over." The pony smiled nervously. "I'm Twilight, and these are my friends." Twilight said, waving to her friends.

   "Yeah, I know who you guys are." I told her. "Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy," Fluttershy's eyes went wide. "Pinkie Pie, and Rarity, representing the elements of Magic, Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, and Generosity." I said. The six of them seemed shocked. "Now, if I'm not mistaken, I'll bet you're here too, Discord." I guessed. The Master of Chaos appeared out of thin air.

   "Well, I really find it annoying when somepony," he looked at me, "excuse me, someone knows when I'm there." Discord groaned. I rubbed my eyes.

   "How are you here? More to the point, why are you here?" I asked the seven of them.

    "Well darling, it's a long story, actually." Rarity said. From the living room, a voice called out.

    "WOOHOO! I'M IN THE HUMAN WORLD!" The voice said. I knew that voice, and facepalmed.

   "Oh no, not Lyra." I groaned, I knew her obsession for humans, and when she saw me, her eyes widened. She ran over and pounced on me. knocking me over again. "Whoa!" I exclaimed. Lyra laughed in excitement.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! An actual human! Bonnie is sooooooooo going to flip!" A *squee* came from her. "Hands! Ooh! Fingers, lots and lots of fingers. Eyes too, nose, eh, could've been worse, chin. Mane, no, wait, hair in this world." Lyra said as she examined me. "Two legs? How do you humans walk on those?" She asked me. I was unable to speak. Twilight tried to pry Lyra off me, but she clung on harder. Twilight groaned. "Glasses?" Lyra asked as she took off my glasses. "What the Celestia do you need glasses for? You're not blind, are you?" She asked as she studied my eye.

"No, and give me those." I said as I took back my glasses. "I happen to be nearsighted, meaning I can see close, but my distance is screwed up." I explained to the mint colored unicorn. I put my glasses back on and adjusted them. Rainbow Dash was looking at my family pictures, until she came across a picture that confused her.

  "Who's this?" Rainbow said, pointing to the girl in the picture. I yelped as I took it.

    "Ah, ah, careful! These pictures of my childhood are hard to replace!" I told her.

  "So who's the girl in this one?" Applejack asked as she held the picture. "She's not your girlfriend, is she?" She got a smug look on her face.

  "No! She just happens to be a very good friend of mine from my childhood that I spend a lot of time with." I said.

  "Mmmm hmm." Applejack said.

  "Hey! Don't you get smart with me, Applejack!" I said, before groaning. "I cannot believe I am talking to fictional characters." I muttered. The doorbell rang, causing me to yelp. "Hide!" I hissed at Twilight and the others. They yelped and dash across the house. "No flying in the house! Don't break anything!" I yelled. Rainbow dashed and skidded across the floor, crashing into a shelf and knocking over a couple movies on her head. "Gah! I said careful!" I groaned. "This is going to end up being the death of me one of these days." I muttered to myself.