Pony meets world

   "Where the heck is Pinkie Pie!" I yelled as I tried to hide Twilight and the others. I heard a shattering from the living room, and saw that Pinkie was trying to find a movie. "Pinkie! Get down from there and hide!" I told her. The doorbell rang again. "Just a minute!" I called. I grabbed Pinkie Pie. "Come on, get down from there." I said as I tried to pry her off the shelf. She came loose and knocked me into the wall.

  "Ow." I said. I walked over to the door and opened it. I looked around. "Huh." Then I saw a box at my doorstep. "What the....." I started. I looked at the label. "OK, it's obviously for me, but who sent it?" I said as I tried to look for the name of the person who left it here. The box read: Contents: One set of Doctor Who Daleks. "Oh! These are the Daleks I was expecting!" I hit my forehead with my hand and laughed. "About time they got here!" I said. I came in with the box, and Twilight eyed it suspiciously.

   "What's that?" She asked. I set the box down and she used her magic to levitate one of the figures from the box. "What is this?" She asked, dropping it fast after it shouted "EXTERMINATE!" I laughed as Twilight breathed heavily.

   "That," I told her, pointing at the Dalek, "is a Dalek from a show I watch called Doctor Who." Twilight walked over and moved it with her hoof.

  "It rolls?" She asked, confused.

    "Well, it's got wheels underneath it to help it move." I said. I picked up another item from the box. "Oh no way." I laughed. I pulled out a screwdriver that was blue at the tip and silver. "The Tenth Doctor's sonic screwdriver." I smiled. "The one screwdriver I've been waiting for." I showed Twilight the screwdriver. It buzzed, causing Twilight to jump. I looked up at the ceiling with her hanging on to the light. "You OK there Twi?" I asked her.

    "Never, ever, do that again." She warned before she flew down. "Sweet Celestia, that scared me half to death." She said. I was laughing, but calmed down when she gave me a serious look.

    "OK, OK, I'll put it away." I said as I walked over to my desk and put the screwdriver in it, closing it. I walked over to Pinkie Pie, who was watching Rainbow Dash play something. "What're you playing, Dashie?" I asked Rainbow, and looked at the TV. Rainbow was playing Grand Theft Auto 4, and was doing stupid things on it.

    "That's right, come get me, cops!" Rainbow laughed as she moved and drove Niko around on the game. She put in the code for weapons tier 1, and fired the rocket launcher at a cop car.

  "No, Dashie, I wouldn't do that if I were...." I said before she fired it. The cop car exploded into bits. "you." I finished. Rainbow laughed. Pinkie Pie fell on the floor laughing. "Is it always going to be this crazy with you guys?" I asked. Twilight nodded. That's when I noticed there were only 7 of them. "Hang on, where's Rarity?" I asked. Lyra popped up from behind the couch.

  "Not here." She said. "Went upstairs I think." She told me. I nodded and walked upstairs. I heard the water in the bathroom running.

  "She's taking a shower." I said to myself. I walked back downstairs and found Twilight and the others watching TV. "Hey guys, what're ya doing?" I asked them.

  "Just watching TV." Pinkie told me. She scooted over to give me room to sit. I sat next to her and saw what they were watching. "Hmm. Not a bad show." I said. A few hours later, everyone was asleep but me. I yawned. "Might as well call it a night." I said. I pulled a blanket over Fluttershy, who was snoozing peacefully. I did the same with the others. I looked at Discord. "Aren't you going to sleep too, Discord?" I asked him.

  "I will soon, but in my dimension." He told me. "Good night, John." He said. I walked upstairs and climbed in to my bed, and fell asleep with ease.