Non-special Adventure In Equestria, Wait, WHERE?!

Please let me go with Applejack, Please let me go with Applejack, Chris thought to himself, begging his life to be saved by this angel of a pony.

Owain POV

What the fuck is up with today? I run into this new guy named Chris who has never seen this place somehow someway. and he knows freaking nothing! How dumb is this guy!? I mean, for frick's sake! He'd be lucky if Applejack chooses him!

I saw the girls not be in their huddle anymore, and all of them were smiling.

"So...what's your decision?" Chris asked them in terror.

Coward, it's freaking mares! You're a guy! Grow a pair already!

"We thought it would be a good idea for you to choose who to go with Chris," Twilight said,making me and Spike drop our jaws to the floor.

SHE IS ACTUALLY BEING THAT NICE?! THEN WHY DID SHE OUTRIGHT CHOOSE ME WHEN WE FIRST ME!? THE FUCK?!

Chris gasped and smiled happily.

He looked at Applejack who had a confused look on her face from the sudden happiness that Chris had.

Phahahahaha! That's hilarious! I wonder what Chris is gonna do? I am so curious!

Chris jolted up and just sprinted right next to Applejack, making everypony blink just to see that Chris was right next to Applejack in a heart beat.

"I would like to go be with Applejack if that's all right with her!" He said, clutching her side.

"Well...that's all right with me.....but why are you clutching onto me like you're life depends on it?" Applejack asked Chris.

I was laughing so hard at his face.....it was freaking hilarious!

"Uhhhh.......because I ain't thinking straight?" Chris asked, hoping that was a good excuse.

Applejack gave him a stern glare and slowly nodded her head.

"All right! SO it's decided! Applejack will take Chris, and we will all just help Chris out with his new life throughout the days we know him. All right girls?" Twilight said, smiling patiently.

All her friends nodded.

"I need to go now so.....come on Chris! I guess I'm gonna have to show you what Applebucking is!" Applejack said, grabbing Christopher's wrist.

Chris gained a confused expression.

"Applewha?" Chris blurted out, not being able to finish for Applejack started running with him and shutting the door along the way.

And yes, the front door was open the whole time this happened. Weird huh?

Anyways, the other girls left and It was just me, Spike, and Twilight now left in this Library.

"Well, I'm gonna go take a nap," Spike said, excusing himself back to his room.

And that left me and Twilight and another friend we got used to knowing.

Silence. Man, whenever me and Twilight are alone now....we always get awkward around each other. I guess it makes sense with how our friendship has been growing together...I mean, I have a crush on her for Pete's sake! But the problem is, I don't know if she feels the same way.

"Sooo...."

"Sooo...."

We both said at the same time, making this even more awkward then it should be.

God damn it brain, get yourself together and help me configure something to say to her already!

I opened my mouth, then Twilight opened her mouth. And we both shut our mouth's at the same time in awkward silence.

That relationship development yo.

God damn it! We are so in sync that we keep negating each other! I bet she is thinking of what to do to get out of this awkward predicament. Owain thought to himself.

I thought to myself so much that I didn't even notice Twilight crawl closer to me with a sly grin and a seductive stare on her face.

When I came to and saw this face, I only thought of one thing to say.

Mah boi, this is what all warriors strive for! I'm not kidding, that literally went through my head when I saw the hotness that is Twilight Sparkle.

"So.....um....how's your day been Owsie?" Twilight said, with my nickname.

I blushed hard, and almost felt myself getting hard. Almost.

Twilight saw this and looked at my jeans.

She smirked.

"Oh....I guess I should 'experiment' on this thing that's in your pants," Twilight said, emphasizing experiment.

Now I'm hard....fuck.

She used her magic to take my shirt off and my pants and I was almost left bare naked. Except for my underwear that was hiding a huge tent inside it. She circled her lip around her mouth and made an 'mmm' sound.

"I can't wait to taste what that is Owsie." Twilight said, smiling at me lustily.

I don't know why, but she was making me VERY hard now.

My pants came off and out pops the huge erection. Almost as big as her hand.

She flexed her fingers and started giving me an amazing handjob.

"You're gonna give me that virginity, and we are gonna have fun 'experimenting' each other," she said, seducing me like I'm her mate.

I screamed in freaking joy and ecstasy.

Back to Christopher's POV :P That's a bone-killer XD

"HOLY SHIT!" Chris yelled, being almost dragged on the floor from Applejack's amazing speed.

Applejack stopped, and Chris fell on his face.

"Get up sugarcube! We're here at my home! Sweet Apple Acres!" Applejack said with happiness.

Chris got up on his feet, and saw the barn and her house and everything.

He almost lost it, but was happy to be with the one that he felt the safest around.

"Looks pretty nice," Chris said, complimenting her home.

"Thanks!" Applejack said with pride.

"Want to come meet my family?" Applejack asked.

"Sure, I'm gonna live here so why not?" Chris replied, shrugging his shoulders.

Applejack smiled and said, "Great! Walk with me, that house over there is where me and mah family lives!" She said, pointing at the old blue house in the distance that was by the huge red barn.

Chris and her walked up to the house, and Applejack knocked on the door.

"Who is it? Some whippersnapper?" An old voice said.

Applejack chuckled.

"No! It's Applejack! And I brought with a new friend!" She said, talking to whoever is in there.

"A NEW FRIEND!? OH! In a minute sister!" A High-pitched voice said, letting me know that she has siblings.

Who are females as well.......score!

Somepony opened the door, and it was a shorter pony who had light yellow skin with a big pink bowtie on her head. She had golden eyes and red hair, but what really got on Christopher's nerves was that his 6 ft height was equal with this girl.

Son of a......

The little yellow pony smiled at me.

"Hai there! Mah name is Applebloom! It's nice to meet yah!" She said in a high pitched country voice, that almost broke Christopher's heart right there and then.

Chris groaned.

"Oh my gosh! Why you so adorable man?!" Chris asked in confusion.

Applebloom giggled with a light blush on her cheeks. Being at shoulder length with Applejack is annoying, but this....this is just ridiculous!

"Oh! Also, My name is Christopher. But you can call me Chris," He said, holding his hand out for a shake.

Applebloom shook his hand and said, "Nice to meet yah!"

This girl's strength I tell ya, she almost tore off my shoulder!

Don't want to piss these girls off.....maybe I should've went with Rarity. Damn it.

"Want to come inside and meet our big sister and granny?" Applebloom asked with that pleading face in.

"Well yes of course!" Chris replied.

"Yay!" Applebloom did a little hop, and went back inside.

While Applejack, who was watching the whole scene just snickered and brought me in. Or pushed me in I should say.....

I didn't get to say anything, for Applejack pushed onto her couch and Applebloom jumped on my lap.

I now had a about 400 pound filly on my private parts........the pain....

"I have a question..." She said, trailing off with a shy look on her face.

"What......ow....is it?" I said, feeling pain the longer she sat on my lap.

My eyes were twitching, I'm telling you man...she is breaking my body without even knowing.

"Are ya'll single? And are you new here?" Applebloom asked me.

WHY IS THIS FILLY ASKING ME IF I'M SINGLE ALREADY?! I JUST EFFING MET HER! >_< Chris grew an annoyed face but decided to reply so she didn't have to feel bad.

"Yes I'm single, and yes I'm new here," Chris said, growing a face that said 'just kill me now' written all over it.

"YAY!" Applebloom cheered, then hugged Chris.

Now the hug felt nice because her weight got off my lap and she sat by my side instead, He won't lose his man parts today.......yay~.

Chris returned the hug just because of how adorable she is, but I ain't letting her get on my lap again. Ever again.

Anyways, after the hug...this old looking pony that was green and thankfully NOT over my height for once showed up and sat in that old rocking chair that I just noticed by the corner.

Applejack sat by me, and I was now in the middle of Applebloom and Applejack......wrap that around your head. It took me a few minutes to understand what was going on.

"So, you're the new guy that's been the talk around here huh?" This granny pony told me with an interested gaze on me.

Chris smiled sheepishly.

"Yes I am," Chris said, rubbing his hair shyly.

The old pony snickered like how an old granny would.

"Mah name is Granny Smith, It's nice to meet yah young'un," She said to me, giving me a wink.

I blinked, why did she wink at me?

"Nice to meet you too Granny, My name is Chris," Chris said, smiling.

"Nice name," She said, making a toothy grin.

After that Applejack looked at me and said, "Now you just got to meet our big sister and you'll be all right in living here."

"But I want to make sure that I help around the house as well, don't want to look like a lazy butt to you girls. What, with me being the only guy here," Chris said, snickering.

While the other girls giggled.

Applejack looked behind her and said, "Oh hey Macareina! Come meet our new friend!"

Chris looked behind him and saw his death.

He literally saw the girl that would kill him in cold blood if he did anything wrong.

This girl had the muscles like Applejack! Holy shit! She's even taller then Applejack! The see through bras that these girls wear are so weird!

Applebloom already has d-cups at her age, But Macareina has like......B-Cups! Just.....WOW!

Them green eyes and that brown hair of hers, but what really stole the cake was the hay stick she was biting on. she looked so lean and so fit, and it looked so hard to see her muscles! She just......Jesus!

She was red all over the place and had like broken jeans on as well!

When she came to sit by her sister Applejack, Chris then saw the height difference. Her shoulder came up to Applejack's head! Which meant that my head would be mushed in her boobs no matter how hard Chris tried!

"Chris, meet our big sister Macareina," Applejack said, introducing her big sister to me.

"Uh......hi there," Chris said, shaking in my feet.

She stayed silent.

"Ummmm My name is Chris....it's a pleasure to meet you?" Chris asked, holding out his hand for a shake....idiot.

Macareina looked at his hand and shooked it, almost literally cracking his arm off.

"Eeyup," She said, with a tom boy voice...almost sounded like Rainbow Dash but a little bit chipper.

"She must like you Chris! Just getting that word out of her is rare to do!" Applebloom said, giggling like a little girl.

Macareina let go of my hand, and Chris held onto it like it was his baby.

"Yeah, I think we are gonna get along just fine Sugarcube," Applejack said, smiling.

No we are not! Chris stated to himself in his thoughts.

"Oh! I think it's time to show you what applebucking is!" Applejack said.

Applebloom smiled, while Macareina made a creepy smirk.

"Come along Chris! Applebucking is so fun to do!" Applebloom said, innocently.

She brought me outside, and the life that I have here just got even more weird.

It's still not that special of an adventure here. Chris said in his thoughts, still not accepting the fact that he's special to be here.