Non-special Adventure In Equestria, Wait, WHERE?!

"All right! We're here!" the blue lesb exclaimed to me.

She literally dropped me off her back, and I fell into a dizzy state on the cobblestone.

"Ow. What was that for?" Chris asked,  wondering why she just dropped me on the floor.

"Sorry, you started getting dizzy and I was getting worried that you were gonna fall off or something. So, I decided to quicken my pace and...here we are!" This...dash girl told me, making me surprised by her concern for me.

"Well....thanks," Chris said, putting on a tiny smile.

"No prob, oh! Here comes Fluttershy now!" Rainbow exclaimed, looking in the sky.

I looked up into the sky as well, and didn't know why...but for one second Fluttershy looked like an angel flying down from the heavens. .....Okay, what is going up in my head up there? What am I saying? She is essentially an angel with how shy and cute she looks towards all the guys in this world. Speaking of the stallions and males of this world....

Chris looked at Rainbow and asked, "Do you know how many stallions and mares are in this country?"

She looked at him in deep thought, "Uhhhhh......you should ask my other friend, she'd probably know exactly how many there are," Rainbow said, chuckling awkwardly.

Chris nodded, and heard someone land quietly behind him.

"Are you...um, all right?" Fluttershy said, making me wonder just how shy and quiet she can get.

"I'm all right, didn't throw up or anything. It was actually kind of cool feeling the wind and all, I just wish I knew ahead of time before I started freaking over the fact that I was riding Rainbow Dash-o," Chris said, blatantly making an innuendo on accident.

Fluttershy lightly giggled, which was cute. Also, Rainbow Dash was snickering as well.

"Can I met your other friends now? I feel like I've been in the dark for a while now," Chris said, getting very annoyed.

"Of course! There all probably waiting for us at the Library! We were gonna meet each other and see what we could do today, and with you here....." Rainbow said, making me feel my bones shiver up my spine.

Fluttershy grabbed my hand, and we started slowly walking towards this Library that I just saw in the middle of this country.

"You're gonna have so much fun with us! You won't even believe!" Fluttershy said quietly and joyously, making me not feel any better.

"Why did I never see that Library till now?" Chris asked himself in confusion.

"The Library is in the middle of this country, it's kind of hard to know where it is when it's there," Rainbow replied for Chris, making him face-palm.

"What is this place called anyways?" Chris asked again.

"It's called, Ponyville. But when the humans and ponies made peace with each other, they changed the name into Loveville for the humans and ponies being together and an example is how there is already a few couples with humans and ponies together," Fluttershy explained.

"Makes sense....I guess," Chris said, shrugging his shoulders.

"We're here!" Rainbow exclaimed.

Chris just noticed their wings on the back, now he understood how these girls were able to fly.

But still, what the hell is up with this place?

'I feel like this place is gonna be very weird to live in, but still not as special to my other adventures,' Chris mused in his thoughts.

Fluttershy knocked on the Library door, which I didn't understand. I thought since it's a Library that anyone can go in without knocking, guess I was wrong.

"You can come in! It's open!" A voice said on the inside of the Library.

'I fucking knew it!" Chris thought to himself in annoyance.

She let go of my wrist and opened the door, making me see a lot of more ponies and a familiar person there as well.

"Owain?" Chris said, confused out of his mind for seeing him here as well.

"Oh hey! What;s up with you man? And why are you with Rainbow and Fluttershy?" He asked confusedly, with a little anger in his tone.

"Uh...........These two brought me here to meet their friends and here I am," Chris said, putting everything he did so far in a nutshell.

Owain pouted, while the other four tall mares giggled. Then, I was jumped by one of them. I think it was the pink one, kind of hard to tell when you're face is being smushed inside a chest. Oh, I think I see the light.....

"Hi THERE! My name is Pinkie Pie! What's your name!? Oh!! Are you new here?! YAY!! Want to be my friend?!" This pink girl said all this in a very hyper way, and I could barely understand her at all.

"*Grumbles*" Chris said.

Can't really say anything when you're mouth is being invaded by breasts can ya?

"Pinkie? You're smushing him," Rainbow stated.

"Oops!" Pinkie said, letting go of Chris who breathed in air and fell on the floor.

"Are you all right?" Pinkie asked worriedly.

Chris nodded.

"I just want to lay on the floor thank you," Chris blindly stated, still looking at the floor.

"All right, should we then introduce ourselves to this new human that Rainbow and Fluttershy brought with?" Some one said.

"I am a being! You shall name me as a him!" Chris stated.

"Okay....should we introduce ourselves to 'him'?" That some voice said.

Chris heard an all around 'sure' from all the ponies and Owain around him.

Chris looked up and saw a purple pony, a white pony, an orange pony and that pink pony from earlier.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am really the one with the smarts I guess. Nice to meet you," Twilight Sparkle said, smiling.

"Nice to meet you too," Chris said, nodding his head towards her.

"Mah name is Applejack, and it's nice to meet ya'll right at this moment...since ah need to leave in about a few minutes here," Applejack said, tipping her hat towards Chris.

"Nice to meet you as well Applejack," Chris said, nodding towards her.

"My name is Rarity, it's nice to meet you Chris," Rarity said, winking.

"Nice to meet you as well ma'am," Chris said to her, bowing.

When he got back up to his feet in order to bow of course.

"Oh! Such a charmer!" Rarity said, giggling.

Chris looked up and noticed that all the girls rolled their eyes at Rarity's statement. Wait, when did?....nope, not gonna explain it. Somehow Fluttershy and Rainbow are now sitting by their friends and I didn't see none of it....oh well!

Before I could ask what's up with this place, Owain beat me to it and asked what was on my mind first somehow.

"So......I never got to ask when I first met you girls. How many stallions and mares are in this country?" Owain asked in complete confusion.

Twilight giggled, while all the other's grew sly grins.

Chris blinked in confusion.

"The population is pretty different Chris, are you sure you want to know?" She asked, gaining a.....wry smile on her face.

Chris nodded.

"Okay....."Twilight said.

"The population for stallion's and mare's are 15 to 1. There are about over 8 million mares while there is only about 900 thousand stallions. And for humans, there are only around 800 thousand males alive since all the female genders became extinct from the war many years ago. So, with the little numbers in this world...herds, harems, and multiple polymary's were made to be legal. But some are very rare to find. The highest harem and or herd was about 25 mares with one man. Don't wanna believe the pain he went through," Twilight explained, making a winced stare after saying that one sentence.

"Ummmmm....Ok," Chris said, nodding his head.

"And to this day there are only about 3 herds to this present time. Because with the few stallions and the male humans going extinct, it's very hard for mare's to find a mate and or a lover to be with. Which is why the males don't go out with mare's, cause they don't trust ponies because of what the war did to their population," Twilight explained.

"Strange indeed," Chris said, nodding his head.

"In this country, Loveville....there are only about 3 couples. And one of them is a human pony couple. Which is why in this place, it's very hard to find a mate or lover with there being about a thousand stallions in this country with almost 5 thousand mares," Twilight exclaimed annoyingly.

"Gezze," Chris said, making a disgusted face.

Twilight nodded.

"Yep. the 6 of us are still looking for a mate, and we all agreed upon not finding one till after we are in....oop, too much information," Twilight said, giggling with a light blush on her face.

Chris just noticed that all these mares wear skirts and see through bras. Fluttershy and Pinkie had DD-cups, Rainbow and Rarity had C cups, and Applejack and Twilight had D cups.

He started blushing and thinking why Owain was not blushing as well. Or does he not notice that they are see through bras?

"Well, it's nice to have met you all...but now I have a problem," Chris said, making an annoyed stare.

"And what's that?" Owain asked confusedly.

"I have no home, I am literally homeless....so, well one of you take me in with you?' Chris asked nicely, smiling.

The girls gasped and huddled all together.

Owain slowly crawled next to Chris and whispered something in his ear.

"That was dumb to say, you should've waited for Spike to show before saying that," He whispered to me in annoyance.

Chris looked at him in confusion.

"Who?" Chris asked.

"Hey Spike! Come down here! We have a new friend for you to meet!" Twilight yelled, snickering to Chris.

Chris heard a loud yawn and footsteps upstairs. After that, he saw someone on the step.....That scared him.

A 7 foot tall spiky guy with green spikes was rubbing his eye tiredly.

"Who is it Twilight?" He says, finally looking at me.

"Oh, another human. What's his name?" He asked, with a thinking stare on.

"His name is Chris, and he asked us if one of us could bring him with to live with!" Twilight exclaimed.

Spike blinked, then face-palmed.

Spike walked down the steps and Chris got up to introduce himself, till he saw the height difference....again.

"Hi my name is Chris! And you are?" Chris asked, holding his hand out for a shake.

Spike put his clawed hand in his grasp, and Chris almost felt his hand being bent in half.

"My name is Spike. Nice to meet you!" Spike said, smiling annoyingly.

"You should've said that when I was around you idiot!" Spike whispered to him.

"Why?" Chris whispered back confusingly.

"What are you two talking about?" Pinkie pie said, showing up out of nowhere.

"Nothing!" Spike said, walking back to Twilight.

Pinkie looked at Chris with a thinking stare, and it scared him.

"Pinkie, stop. You're scaring him," Twilight scolded Pinkie.

"I just wanna know what they were talking about!" Pinkie whined, pouting.

"It's not important! What's important is to figure out which one of us will take Chris to their home to live!" Twilight said, with a stare to her.

Pinkie made an understood "ohhhhh" sound and went back to her friends.

Meanwhile, Spike and Owain sat by Chris while the whispering mares talked to each other.

It was silent for about 5 minutes, till Spike said something that made his spine shiver in fear.

"You know what happened to the last human that went with Pinkie or Fluttershy?" He whispered to Chris.

"What happened to him?" Chris said curiously.

"There were rumors that Fluttershy and Pinkie both did something to a human male that was horrible. Fluttershy made her's a slave to her every word," Spike said, making Chris wince in pain. "While Pinkie cut her human male's dick off," Spike said.

"Is that one still alive!?" Chris whispered in shock.

"They say that he lives as a she now, and lives in Pinkie's basement to do anything to her bidding," Spike stated, wincing in the pain and horror of what he was saying.

"Why'd she even cut his dick off!?" Chris asked in a whisper.

"Rumors say that they heard Pinkie yell "It won't fit with that there! So why don't we get rid of it!?" And then there was a scream, and that was the last thing that was heard from that man," Spike said.

"Ouch," Chris said, wincing.

Owain looked like he was gonna throw up.

"What about the others?" Chris asked.

"Well....Owain lives with me and Twilight, so he has nothing to worry about....but Rainbow lives in the cloud's so her having a human friend is already off the list. But I don't know about Applejack or......Rarity," He said, trailing off and getting a dreamy gaze after saying Rarity.

Chris grew a confused look and turned to Owain.

"Crush on Rarity," Owain stated bluntly.

"Ah," Chris understood and nodded.

"Don't tell anyone though! It's our secret. Got it?" Spike said glaringly.

  Chris nodded.

"So, my best bet is to be with Applejack right?" Chris said.

"How so?" Owain asked.

"Well, Fluttershy made a man her bitch, Pinkie turned her man into a girl, Rainbow lives in the cloud's, Twilight already has Owain to feed, and Rarity is Spike's girl..."Chris said, counting them all up with his fingers.

"She did say that she had to leave in a few minutes didn't she?" Owain asked.

Chris came to a realization.

"Yes! That's right! So Applejack is my safe-haven right now!" Chris said, hoping that Applejack will take him.

Chris prayed and hoped that Applejack would choose him.

"It's all up to fate now to choose what happens to me," Chris said, sadly.