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An Alien's Guide to Equestria

by Newenglandee
Want to know about the people of Equestria? From Flora to Fauna, Nee-Buh-Loh the Huntress will tell you all with the helpful aid of Twilight Sparkle and her friends! Contains NSFW elements, heavy emphasis on irony, satire.

Meet Nee-Buh-Loh, the Huntress. A world-eating alien turned tourist of the planet the Elements of Harmony call home, she's going to tell you about the continent of Equestria and it's many wonders...and weirdos. From the amazing to the atrocious, Nee will reveal all! Enjoy this little story I've been working on that will focus on humor, satire and more lighthearted things, with a heavy emphasis on ironic humor. The cover is from Maran-Zelde on Deviantart, and I highly recommend her. Also, if you're not into humor that likes to imitate the things its making fun of, you probably won't like this. So I'm sorry in advance. I just want to make you laugh and think a bit.

Warning: There are NSFW sections within this story as well as biting satire against various types of political systems, philosophies and beliefs. For which I apologize in advance. I know this sort of thing can be offensive. But my primary goal is to be satirical and funny, and to also immerse you in Equestria and its many cultures from the perspective of an outsider, looking-in. Hopefully there's something for everyone in this tale, and I will include warnings on the chapter titles when needed.

Teen
Incomplete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Sex
 
MO

21601 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read