Maretropolis' Detective prince

"We would prefer it if you called it the velvet room" I heard.

Huh, who said that?Also, the velvet room? I thought only Yu and minato could go there

"Did you really forget about us?" The voice said again.

wait a second, that's Margaret.

"I'm glad you remember." Said Margaret calmly.

So what's this about, why can you hear my thoughts and why can't I speak here?

"Because most people are mute here except me and igor." She thought? I couldn't tell with that quote echoing unlike the others. Maybe I had developed telepathy and she was trying to keep that thought(?) a secret

Where is Igor anyway?

"He's not in here right now. Do you realise that you have been asleep for 26 days."

Wait, WHAT!? "Don't worry, nopony noticed you" Oh good. The only bad thing now is that I'm in a coma. Also, nopony?

"Who said that. Your half awake now." She replied, ignoring the nopony comment

Okay. In that case, can you wake me up now?

"Nope, just wanted to tell you that you own the wild card now but you still have to accept your shadow."

Are you sure I'm not just drugged up

"100% positive." She said with a trolling smirk. I can't trust a smirk like that but I have to.

Well in that case, when can I leave?

"In a few minutes."

Why? "Because you have to encounter this new species somehow."

So your gonna wake me up in front of a Horse

"They prefer being called ponies."

Whatever. Wait, I haven't spoke since the transformation. I may sound like Naoto. AND FINALLY BECOME A GIRL!!! Gender swap serum can go burn now. I just wish I still had the genetic infusion chamber. Wait, isn't Naoto pretty much... I trailed off, even though that should be impossible for my thoughts to do.

"Maybe you will still have it. Also chances are, you're a like Naoto now, Flat and short haired. Well, goodbye for now."

No, not flat and short. Noooooooo!! Also, wait, I have morequestionsssss

"I hope you enjoy this new world. Also, get you're priorities straight. Big boobs and long hair aren't everything."

When I awoke, I was tied up in front of a strange Pony woman. Mare? Anyway, she tied me up with her hair (WTF) and exclaimed "Hm, another Human. I am the Mane-iac, but you will soon call me master. The last one of your kind may have beat me but with my mind control hair spray, this one shall help me defeat the power po-" I kicked the 'Mane-iac' in the face and she dropped me. "Another resilient one, no matter. I shall still control i-" I shot her in the leg with my pistol.

"I can hear you, you know. And you shouldn't monologue around me. It's bad for your health."