Maretropolis' Detective prince

"Now answer a few questions for me. The first: Where the hell am I?!" I shouted.

"Your in my secret base in maretropolis." The pony 'supervillain' exclaimed

"So your secret base is an alleyway. Or did you get kicked out of the first for being an idiot."  I said.

"If you must know, my old base was shut down by one of your kind."

"Well then, you're used to what's about to happen." I replied. "Now, do you notice the pain on your leg."The minute I said that she realised it and screamed in pain.

"I can do that to you again. In fact, 14 more times today." Then the mare ran off and I sat down. "YOU BETTER RUN!!!!" I shouted. Then I realised that I sounded exactly like Naoto.

"It looks like my dream of being a girl has come true." I said happily. I hopped back up and started skipping around in a circle. Then thought Now to be extremely dramatic and picked up a random card with a magnifying glass picture on it. I wonder why that was there I thought before getting a sudden urge to proclaim who I am. So I said I am Naoto Shirogane. The detective, the persona user and the friend of good. If you are good and seek assistance or a friendly chatthen crush this card in your hand. If you are evil then let's just hope you like bullets in your brain.. I then accidentally dropped the card and it was swallowed by a portal. wut?

"Did that seriously just happen?" I questioned the air. And a voice answered

"Yes. Yes it did"