Maretropolis' Detective prince

"Yes, yes it did." I heard, so I swivelled my head towards the voice. He looked like a creepier version of th- HOLY HELL IT WAS THE MERCHANT.

"So, why are you here?" I asked him. "Are you here to mess with my life some more?"

"No, I came to tell you that you are one of the most chaotic displaced I've ever sent to an equestria ever."

"Yeah, and?" I asked curiously

"I gave you a second form which you would have received if I didn't displace you. In fact I gave you all of them." He said. "Just say the name of the form from this piece of paper and you turn into it. They're written how you would write it." He continued. He then handed me the piece of paper so I read everything on the sheet.

"Sexy chick, flat chick with short hair, slime chick, snake chick, cat chick and furry." I would have recieved those in regular life? Awesome. Also, furry? I realised that I was still in the 'furry' form and noticed I was a green furred cat person. "So that's why my body felt weird earlier when I was saying those. So to change back I just say Naoto?" I then changed back.

"I'll talk to you later anyways, also check your email. Liam may send something interesting."  He said in a familiar voice.

Wait, email? Liam? That voice? Yael? "Come back here Yael, you... Um... You Scrub. There we go, an insult." I yelled

"I'm not Yael, I just like trolling you and your friends." He said in a gravelly voice. Then he shifted to look like the merchant from the resident evil games.

"Don't you dare F with Liam!!" I yelled, but he simply moved his hand down and I suddenly fell face first into the floor. He opened a black portal and dissapeared into it. "So I guess I should try out my new forms." I said weakly after wasting three minutes trying to pull myself out of the dirt. So I yelled "Slime girl mode!!!" it was awesome and totally dramatic, just ask the anynobody here.

When I yelled, my arm looked like it was melting into blue goo, and then I was a blue puddle. I focused on forming my human form and ended up looking like a woman with long hair and Huge boobs. Except I was a blue slime. Not a problem. Nope. Not at all. I then yelled "Sexy Chick Mode!!!" I was the same as the last form except for a blue dress, a bra and actual hair. And it was long and green. Also skin. Can't forget skin. Still, better keep to the original form so as not to confuse anyone. And I should stop shouting. So I said "Naoto." And transformed.

I missed my busty form already, but I had to stay in character here.

"Gee, the power ponies helped stop another crime today. That's amazing" I heard from outside the alleyway. They have superheroes. Really? Even I'm not that childish, and I tried to make a serum to become a woman who I can now become anyway. I think using the slime form takes a lot of energy but the sexy chick one worked fine without energy costage. Hey wait a second, the merchant said I could email and that something happened. I need to check on Liam.

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I opened up my flip phone. It said it was at infinite charge? The charge bar became a green infinity symbol. So, it also had six-hundred and ninety-two bars of wifi. WTF? So I checked my emails and had one from Liam that said that they tried the gender swap serum, and it smashed against the wall because when balancing the vial, Yael went scrub mode. So they're all female, except for the one woman who became male. Wow. They got to partake in my dream and I wasn't there. Also, Liam now goes by the name Lynn, she accidentally gave Yael my just-in-case-it-works breast enhancement serum and Dan isn't coping well. She sent me a picture of herself and damn is she hot.

I sent Lynn an email about what happened and showed her a sneakily taken picture of what the street looked like. She believed me, surprisingly. I sent her a picture of all of my forms, in order of the sheet of paper. She described them as in order " Sexy, Cute, freaky but cool and sexy, Really useless (I replied the fact that I can constrict things.), adorable and sexy, and strange."

I think I have extra abilities compared to other displaced because of my new forms but that just made them better. I called them displaced because that's what merchant guy called them and cause he acted like there were more than one. Suddenly, I was nailed in the head by a book. It set on fire and exploded. What the hell was that I wondered. Maybe it was just an attack attempt or something. Oh well, it's gone now. Also, I had detective vision now, after thinking about it being an elaborate attack plan. I looked at the crater of ashes. It didn't look safe. I looked carefully and discovered that it had fallen from a tree and been cursed to be a grenade. That's seriously what the detective vision told me, and I'm not arguing with batman physics.