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Home is for the Weak

by Pickleless
The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box.

Celestia and Scootaloo are homeless in a Ponyville alleyway together. They like to talk about things.

These are the things they talk about.

Note: The crayon scribbles of a plot is done, but the ride never ends story still updates.

Teen
Complete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
 
PS

22688 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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43 Chapters:

  1. The Backstory that Doesn't Really Matter. 2015-07-16 10:47:57 UTC
    400
  2. Beat Children who are Smaller than you. 2015-07-16 10:48:03 UTC
    397
  3. Eat your friends, they're delicious. 2015-07-26 09:05:32 UTC
    327
  4. The childhood sandwich of every kid who lived in a 1st world country. 2015-08-15 08:37:52 UTC
    79
  5. Why Scootaloo. 2015-07-13 23:10:05 UTC
    1093
  6. Gotta be the best friend, gotta beat your worst friend. 2015-10-29 22:47:53 UTC
    691
  7. Take a Guess 2015-10-29 22:48:03 UTC
    22
  8. Oh. 2015-10-29 22:48:13 UTC
    368
  9. Home is for the weak?.. 2015-10-29 22:48:22 UTC
    463
  10. Like two Babies put next to each other on a Sofa. 2015-10-29 22:48:33 UTC
    658
  11. So long, and Thanks for all the Nonsense. 2015-10-30 14:01:05 UTC
    584
  12. It may be for the Weak, but you should really have one. 2015-10-31 14:04:04 UTC
    854
  13. The Amusement Park and the Garbage Dump. 2015-12-23 04:04:00 UTC
    421
  14. When you think about it, we're all half Centuar. 2015-12-24 21:33:50 UTC
    870
  15. Pop Quiz 2016-02-19 11:38:33 UTC
    151
  16. Mother's Day 2016-05-09 03:13:17 UTC
    180
  17. Parental Authority 2016-05-11 22:20:14 UTC
    73
  18. Making Scootaloo chocolate pudding. 2016-05-16 21:08:36 UTC
    710
  19. Dark is probably not evil. 2016-05-21 07:22:32 UTC
    903
  20. Putting in the token effort. 2016-05-25 11:11:15 UTC
    581
  21. The romance lawyer. 2016-06-08 09:22:10 UTC
    515
  22. Twilight tries to trick Nopony into dating her. (NoponyxTwilight chapter.) 2016-06-09 06:19:07 UTC
    13
  23. No homeless stallions allowed. 2016-06-10 05:49:18 UTC
    522
  24. Double sided Scootaloo body pillows, now on sale for $49.99. 2016-06-13 09:21:25 UTC
    745
  25. Celestia's brain. 2016-06-14 11:09:37 UTC
    807
  26. Goodnight Irene. 2016-06-30 02:22:44 UTC
    456
  27. Don't let the bearbugs bite. 2016-07-16 04:33:09 UTC
    852
  28. Simple necessities. 2016-07-19 22:02:44 UTC
    297
  29. And life goes on. 2016-07-20 01:19:39 UTC
    135
  30. Scrotumdurr's Pony 2016-07-23 20:40:39 UTC
    646
  31. Happy Birthday! 2016-07-27 06:56:56 UTC
    289
  32. Powerful Feelings. 2016-08-13 21:06:36 UTC
    1102
  33. The monster is irrelevant 2016-11-01 03:24:42 UTC
    901
  34. Dashing through the ash~ 2016-12-26 07:02:20 UTC
    467
  35. Gentle Glow 2017-02-19 17:46:04 UTC
    612
  36. Diplomacy 2017-04-01 19:44:56 UTC
    1045
  37. Breakin' 2: Electric Scootaloo 2017-05-14 18:31:41 UTC
    924
  38. Daddy Issues. 2017-08-11 06:11:23 UTC
    543
  39. Tiny Tall Island 2017-11-18 19:40:40 UTC
    514
  40. Time? Heheh! Time, is an illusion! The only time, is party time, mmkay~? 2019-02-02 03:05:28 UTC
    728
  41. Moon Swoon 2019-07-07 03:55:42 UTC
    409
  42. Goodnight, Sweet Chick. 2020-04-23 20:19:02 UTC
    148
  43. Distractions 2020-04-24 21:59:19 UTC
    193