We all love reading Displaced stories. Don't deny it they're your guilty pleasure. But yeah they're also very predictable and tend to follow a pattern of cliches. So here's a short story that depicts the general outline of every Displaced fic ever.

So some stupid teenager dresses up as your favorite villain from your favorite movie/show/book/game, goes to Comic Con, buys a magical amulet from The Merchant, is sent to Equestria, Celestia imprisons him in stone for 1,000 years because apparently she's secretly evil, he breaks free and goes on a quest for revenge. Also unlike 99% of all other Displaced fics this story actually has an ending.

Rated M for some gore, a few sex jokes, and a f***ton of swearing.