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“I’m Discord, and I’m sooooooooooo bad! I’m all chaotic and evil and I have weird wings! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Sweetie Belle giggled at Pipsqueak’s Discord imitation. His costume was good, but his imitation… not so much. His accent kind of ruined the effect.

“Pfft, I can do much better,” Button Mash bragged.”

“How would you know?” Pipsqueak demanded, scowling as one of his fake horns fell off. “You had your eyes glued to your stupid machine the whole time!”

“It’s not stupid!” Button protested, still pressing furiously away at the buttons. “I’m about to beat Mega-lord WuggaWurm! It’s the final boss battle!”

Sweetie Belle swiped the device away from her friend, and it played a sad little tune. “You lose!” it declared. Button Mash wailed and furiously grabbed his game back.

“N-No! NO! Sweetie Belle, you made me die! I worked so hard… I’ve been playing for five hours straight…” Button Mash sniffled, burying his face into Pipsqueak’s back.

“Yuck! Get this creep away from me!” Pipsqueak yelped, shoving the sobbing colt off of his back. “Why’d you have to invite him?”

“Um, I dunno. He’s cute?” Sweetie Belle decided.

“Um… no. C’mon Sweets, let’s go to Sugarcube Corner,” Pipsqueak suggested.

“Don’t call me that! And what’re we supposed to do with this guy?” Sweetie Belle asked, pointing a hoof at the mess of a colt on the ground.

“I dunno, drag him with us? We can have Pinkie take care of him.”

“Sounds good,” Sweetie Belle agreed.

“All right. Here, you grab the forelegs and I’ll-”

“No, no need,” Sweetie Belle cut him off. “I’ve been working on my magic lately, so I should be able to levitate him… I think,” she said, slightly uncertainly.

“Really? That’s awesome! Makes me wish I was still a unicorn sometimes,” Pipsqueak lamented.

“Still a unicorn? What’s that supposed to mean?” Sweetie Belle inquired.

“Oh, when I was really little, I made a birthday wish that I wouldn’t be a unicorn when I woke up the next day. Apparently Luna granted my wish, because that’s exactly what happened.”

“Really?”

“No, of course not. I was never a unicorn.”

“Oh.”