After the events of the last story, Adagio Dazzle is out for revenge. And naan.

This story is a sequel to Adagio Dazzle and the Legend of the Naan Bread. Reading the preceding story will not help you make sense of this one though. This part is a crossover between My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Frozen, Metal Gear, Shrek, EastEnders, Resident Evil, and Legend of Zelda — eight great flavours that taste even better together.

Co-authors and co-editors: Frowning Sugarcoat (formerly Lesbian Sonata Dusk) and Lesbian Adagio Dazzle. Cover art: catlover1672. Isn't it awesome?! She's amazing, seriously!

"Marginally better than the first piece of trash." —The Daily Fuck.
"8/11, sequels are never better." —My mum.
"Fuck the read did I just what?" —Wubcake.
"★★★★☆ The bits Adagio typed were the best." —Adagio.
"No comment." —Aria Blaze.

Disclaimer: This isn't not a trollfic and is in every way not intended to be taken unseriously by nobody. All characters are at least 180 years old in this story.