An Equestrian GMod

"Would you like more tea, sister?" Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria, asked her younger sister.

"Yes please, sister." Princess Luna answered, and she lifted her cup in magic, over to the pot of tea Princess Celestia was lifting with magic. But before Princess Celestia could start pouring tea, a soft pop was hard nearby, causing both princesses to turn their heads to see a strange creature standing there, looking confused.

"Where am I?" The creature asked in a scared tone. The creature was a bipedal creature known as a human. This specific human was unlucky enough to go to a convention and buy a toy from a video game. The toy was called a Physics Gun, and it was the primary tool used by gamers who play a certain game called Garry's Mod. This Physics Gun could alter physics easily, by either moving things around easily, no matter their weight, or cause things to stay stuck in a certain point.

The two princesses, confused, slowly got up and walked over to the human. "Excuse me, but who are you, and how did you get to our private garden?" Princess Celestia asked in a calm and caring, but careful tone, not wanting to upset the human if he was volatile.

"Whoa, did that horse just talk?" The human reacted, taking a step backwards, holding his Physics Gun close by.

"Yes I did, and I am not a horse. I am Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria, and this is my sister Princess Luna. Now can you please tell us who you are?" The human's eyes widened, and he immediately bowed down.

"My name's Garry, I'm a human. And to tell the truth, I have no idea where I am, but I feel like I'm far away from home." He said in a nervous tone, not wanting to offend royalty.

"Well, how did you get here, young Garry?" Luna asked, taking a few steps forward, but still being cautious. At this point, Garry started standing up again, proving to be around the same size as Celestia.

"I... I'm not sure. Last thing I remember is buying this toy from a shady looking merchant, and then everything went white, before I appeared here." Garry gestured to his Physics Gun, noticing for the first time that it was heavier, and seemed to radiate a strange energy.

"What is it? I don't think I've ever seen a toy like that before." Celestia asked, curiosity in her voice.

Garry held his Physics Gun up higher, before smiling. "It's called a Physics Gun. It's a tool from one of my most favorite games.  It's a tool that can manipulate the world as the user sees fit. But this is just a toy version of it." Garry said in a depressed voice, before quickly smiling again. "But it has some cool effects. That's why I bought it! When used, this toy looks like it fires a small blue beam at what it's pointed at." Garry pointed it at the flower pot on the table Celestia and Luna were using, before holding down the trigger, and a soft blue light came out of the gun, and encompassed the flower pot. "But, as you can see, it doesn't do anything." Garry, not noticing the effect on the flower pot, pointed the gun upwards, causing the flower pot to get flung upwards, before staying upwards, and slightly rotating around.

Raising an eyebrow, Celestia was the first to speak. "I thought you said it didn't work?"

"It's not supposed to! It's just a toy!" Garry said, before getting curious, and pushing the other trigger on the gun, causing it to stay stuck in midair, as Garry brought his gun down. "Maybe when I came here, the gun became real. Maybe I can also..." Before Garry could respond, a group of guards burst through the nearby doors, before looking at Garry angrily.

"There's the monster!" One yelled, which caused half of the guards to guard the princesses, and the others to charge at Garry.

Garry panicking, started backing up, not noticing the edge behind him. "Now calm down, I'm sure there's some mistake, I'm not a monster." The guards didn't believe him, and the princesses watched with curiosity to see what Garry would do, if he was hostile or not to those attacking him. But what they didn't expect was Garry to accidentally fall off the edge, and plummet down. The place the princesses had tea at was on a tall tower, and below it was the statue gardens. Garry looked below him at the rapidly approaching ground, and immediately thought, 'I wish I had no-clipping.' And the second he thought that, his body felt strange, as he stopped falling a few feet from the ground. He looked around, before realizing what he did.

Smiling, he floated himself back to his feet, let himself be clipped again, and ran into the nearby statue garden maze, hoping to hid from the guards. 'I know I could no-clip through the walls, and no one could get me, but that's hardly fair and fun, right?' Garry quickly ran through the gardens, before finding himself at the center. Not really feeling exhausted, he decided to try out his new powers and was able to spawn a bench for himself to sit on. He quickly sat down, and summoned a ragdoll of G-man in front of him. Smiling, he used the Physics Gun, and made G-man look like he was flying, with a funny look on his face. Getting an idea, he deactivated the freezes, and then put several small pop cans on his back, before launching G-man into the sky, where he flew off, before landing on the giant mountain Canterlot resided on. While laughing at the silliness of the situation, he heard someone nearby clapping, and chuckling.

Quickly jumping to his feet, Garry turned around, to see a strange creature that seemed to be a mismatch of several different animals. "Bravo! Bravo! I never get to see good chaos like that anymore." 'He sounds exactly like John de Lancie.'

"Who are you supposed to be?" Garry asked threateningly.

"Why I'm Discord! The master of chaos!" He snapped his fingers, and suddenly he was wearing a suit, walking down a red carpet, with tons of cameras flashing. Eventually, Discord snapped everything away.

"Why do you sound and act like Q from Star Trek?" Garry said in a deadpan voice.

This caused Discord to chuckle. "Old Q is me from a different universe." Discord snapped his fingers again, and suddenly, Discord appeared right behind Garry. "You know, I would love to have a disciple filled with as much chaos as I am, but you seem to be a bit too good and nice for my tastes. Let's see what happens when you flip flop." Garry felt something tap his head, and started to feel different, before he felt his invisible half-life suit purge the corruption from him. He quickly realized what was happening, and broke out of Discord's grip, before running a few yards away.

"Why did you try to do something to me?" Garry asked in an angry voice, as he brought up the Physics Gun threateningly.

"How did you break free of my control so fast? No creature should have been able to do that?" Discord looked confused for a second, before returning to his normal demeanor. "No matter. I'm still the god of chaos, and no one can beat me in chaos, so you might as well put that toy away." He said over confidently.

Building an idea, Garry decided to ask a question. "So, since your basically Q, does that mean you can only use your powers by snapping right?"

Discord looked confused for a second, before responding. "Yes... why do you ask?"

Smiling to himself, Garry put away the Physics Gun for his tool gun, which he just realized he had, and went through the settings until he got to finger poser. When he got to the right setting, he fired it at Discord hand, giving him partial control over it, and Discord laughed, thinking Garry was trying to attack him. Giving a big grin, Garry quickly made Discord's hand stuck in a flat position, preventing him from snapping. Before Discord could figure out what Garry did, he did the same to his other hand. "Oh, no reason." Garry pulled out his Physics Gun, and pointed it at Discord. "Now, I'm going to say goodbye to you."

Discord looked confused, as he started glowing light blue. "What the? You dare try to mess with me! A god!" He lifted his hand, and pointed it at Garry, causing him to finally realize his hand is stuck in that position, and quickly tried his other hand, only to realize it was stuck too. He looked up at Garry with fear in his eyes, as Garry wound back his Physics Gun, and pulled Discord with him, before throwing Discord as far as he could, sending him flying into the distance.

"Some god." Garry said, before bursting out laughing, and rolling on the floor. A few seconds later, Celestia and Luna appeared in his peripheral vision. Garry quickly got onto his feet, and was about to run, before Celestia spoke up.

"Wait!" Garry stopped, turning around, and keeping his fingers on his gun. "We're sorry our guards attacked you."

Garry raised an eyebrow, before responding. "If you are, why didn't you try and stop them, when they were pushing me off the edge?"

Both princesses looked guilty, before Celestia responded again. "We were trying to see if you were hostile, so we could see if we could allow you to live peacefully in Equestria."

"Oh yeah? And what if I died falling off the edge? I didn't see anyone trying to stop me, and if I didn't save myself, I would have died." I replied, getting angry.

The two princesses had surprised looks on their faces, as they didn't seem to realize that. Eventually, Luna responded. "Well we assumed since you had powerful magic that could control physics, you could have saved yourself."

"It's not magic, it's science. And I don't have control over all physics, only very few ones." Garry said, and crossed his arms, somehow making his Physics Gun disappear. "I was very close to dying, I'm just glad I was able to stop the motion of my very body."

Both princesses looked confused, which caused Garry to smile a bit. 'If they're going to be jerks to me, then I won't tell them about all my powers. I wonder if I can get a HUD...' Garry closed his eyes, and concentrated real hard, on getting a HUD, but when he opened his eyes, he didn't see one. 'Darn.' Celestia spoke up, dragging Garry out of his thoughts. "Well, we're glad your okay."

Garry rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever. Now if you excuse me, I need to find a place to stay." Garry toggled clipping, and started floating up.

"You can have a room at the castle." Celestia quickly stated, not wanted a creature like Garry to be wandering around, un-watched. Garry thought about it, making a show of it as he put his hand on his chin and scratched it.

Eventually, Garry responded. "Nah." This surprised both princesses. "I'll just find a nice place to build my own house." He flew a bit higher up, before pointing in the distance to a large empty plains area several miles away from a town called Ponyville, and on the edge of a dark forest called the Everfree Forest. "Right there." He looked down at the princesses, before spawning a small block 3 feet high, and 3 feet wide at their feet, and taking out his tool gun, before turning the block into solid gold. "That should cover the payments for the area. If you need me, you know where to find me. Bye!" Garry flew off, appearing to run on midair at high speeds.

Both princesses looked between each other, trying to figure out what just happened. "Did the creature just deny a room in the castle?" Luna asked.

"I think he did." Celestia answered, before picking up the block of gold in her magic, and using a spell to determine if it was truly made out of gold. When the results came in, Celestia gasped. "He actually managed to do it?"

"What's wrong sister?" Luna asked, concerned.

"He turned that block of metal, into this block of gold, of pure gold. Not even we can preform that kind of spell. We must keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't do anything to harm others." Celestia said, looking at the area of land Garry ran off to.