An Equestrian GMod

"STEVE! NO!" A voice cried out.

The killer started laughing, before turning to Maron. "Time to finally take what should have been mine all those years ago." The killer rubbed his hand against my best friend Steve's fiance, and Maron screamed.

When I finally finished puking my guts out, I stood up, and wiped my mouth off, before stumbling over to my rocket. "I should get to my house, and think over what to do next." I no-clipped through the rocket, and got into the cockpit/sitting area thing before piloting the rocket to my house mansion.

"Twilight!" A white unicorn whined to her friend, a young purple alicorn, named Twilight Sparkle. "Why are we doing this again! I need my beauty sleep!"

Twilight Sparkle sighed, before stopping. "Remember Rarity, we got a letter from Celestia telling us to investigate a strange creature that showed up, and ran away. She said it built a house several miles away from Ponyville, under the span of two to three hours."

The orange earth pony, Applejack shook her head. "I still have no idea how anypony could create a house in that short amount of time!"

The pink monstrosity, Pinkie Pie, appearing out of nowhere, responded. "Maybe they're a time-traveling alien! Or a powerful god! Or maybe they have the ability to alter physics!" Pinkie shouted out, before Twilight cast a silencing spell on her.

"Pinkie. Altering physics is impossible! Not even the highest level unicorns, or alicorns could do that! So how do you expect some random creature to be able to do it! It's impossible!" Twilight lectured, confident that nothing could control or alter physics, except for Discord. The flying rainbow maned pony looked away from her friends when she heard this, sad about losing in a race against a strange creature that was flying on a piece of metal. Normally she would have mentioned this, but she didn't want anyone to know she lost in a race.

After several more minutes, they finally saw the edge of the house, and the fence around it. "Dear Celestia! That's not a house! That's a mansion!" Rarity exclaimed, hoping it would belong to some dashing prince who would sweep her off her feet.

Twilight, who was just as shocked as the others, stuttered to try and find an answer. "But, that's impossible! No living creature could make an entire mansion like that in less than three hours! Well, Discord can, but Discord is the only creature with that kind of power!"

"Hey!" Pinkie shouted, while having her hoof point to a bipedal figure behind the rope made of lasers. "Maybe that's the creature!"

The ponies looked at who Pinkie was pointing at, to see a tall bipedal figure, wearing a blue suit, with a briefcase in one hand, and a chilling glare in it's eyes. The ponies whispered among each other. "That has to be the creature. It's so... not Equestrian!"

"While it does look rather alien, it does seem to have a sense of style. That suit really fits it." Rarity pointed out.

"I say we go talk to it. See why such a creature would show up in Equestria." Applejack mentioned.

"Well, we have to be careful. We don't know how dangerous it is!" Twilight exclaimed. "Fluttershy. You're good with animals, why don't you try speaking to it." Fluttershy squeaked, before hesitantly nodding, and walking over to the creature.

"Umm... excuse me." Fluttershy said in a very soft voice, as she walked up, which caused G-man to look at her. "May I ask what you are doing here? In Equestria, I mean." G-man just kept staring at her, causing her to cower. "You don't have to answer if you don't want to." She started walking away, much to the disappointment of her friends, before a large golden shape shot past the air, before slowing down, and landing on the property, as if it was controlled by something.

"What in tarnation is that!" Applejack exclaimed.

"I have no idea!" Twilight answered, as they notice a figure exit the 'object' through the walls of it, before quickly flying over to the ponies. Well, more like running on air. The figure dropped next to G-man, before leaning on his shoulder.

"So... ponies. What can I do for you?" The figure asked, causing the ponies to gasp in surprise that it can speak. Garry looked at G-man. "Oh, should probably get rid of him. He tends to slightly scare some people." He pulled out a small device, and shot G-man with it, causing G-man to disappear in a flash of sparks. The ponies gasped in surprise again, thinking this creature just killed another.

"You killed it!" Fluttershy yelled, getting in Garry's face. "How dare you kill an innocent creature!"

Garry just chuckled at what Fluttershy said, before gently pushing her back. "G-man's hardly innocent. He messes with people, and his allegiance is unknown. He never helps when people are in danger, plus..." Garry pulled out his tool gun again, before shooting it at the ground in different spots, causing more G-man to show up, and the ponies to gape. "I can create him at will. I don't think he's even quite alive. He moves, and can die, but he doesn't do anything but that." Garry undid the G-men.

"B-b-but how! You just created, and then destroyed matter! That's physically impossible!" Several hairs started springing up on Twilight's head. "What are you?!"

Garry just chuckled. "Well, I guess you can consider me a god of physics." He pointed to the golden rocket in the distance. "See that rocket? Made it with a few pieces I created and some rockets. Easily controllable. Also, I can fly, create, destroy, change, whatever I want." He smiled, before he blinked out of existence, and in his place was Twilight Sparkle. "I can even change forms." He changed into Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and then Pinkie Pie. "Basically the world is my sandbox!" He said in a way to cheerful tone, before turning back to normal. "So, I'll ask one more time. What can I do for you?"

Twilight was in a catatonic state, so AJ slapped her with her hat, breaking her out of it, and Twilight coughed, before responding. "Yes. Umm... we would like to make sure that you're not a threat to the country of Equestria."

"I'll only attack if provoked. An hour or two ago, I was near some Griffon village, and some black feathered Griffon attacked me, wanting lunch, so I killed him. And about an hour ago, I was attacked by some bipedal dogs called Diamond Dogs. They wanted me to make gems for them, even though I specifically told them I can only make gold. So, when they attacked I killed them. Then I learned I wasn't dreaming. Let me tell you, that was quite a shock." The ponies looked shocked.

"Wait, so you thought this was a dream the entire time?! Why would you think this is a dream!" Twilight exclaimed, not understanding.

Garry sighed. "I'm not from this universe. I thought this was a dream because I suddenly gained the powers of my favorite video game, and can now no-clip through the air, create and destroy video game characters, and I can do this." He spawned a small cube of metal, before changing the material of it to gold, and brought it to him with the gravity gun, and showing it to the ponies. "See this. I changed the material of it to gold. It's now 100% gold. I can also do stone, glass, and a variety of lights." Rarity immediately fawned over the cube, quickly picking it up in her magic, before examining it with a spell.

"It's true! It's completely gold!" Rarity looked to Garry. "Can do change other things to gold as well?!"

Garry smiled and nodded, taking his tool gun, before shooting Applejack, turning her entire body into living gold. Rarity squealed, as Applejack looked at herself uncertainly. Garry quickly changed Applejack back to normal, which caused Rarity to sigh. "I can even change myself!" He pointed his tool gun at his chest, and turned his entire body stone. He quickly changed it back to normal. "So, now that I've told you that I'm not a threat, do you need anything else, or can I get to my house?"

Twilight coughed again. "Yes. We need to check your house to make sure you not lying." Twilight was completely lying, just trying to figure out what gives Garry his powers. "I mean Mr...?"

"Garry."

"Mr. Garry, no offense, but you could be housing some dangerous criminal, or have powerful weapons in your house, and we need to make sure your completely not a threat to Equestria." Garry just raised an eyebrow, before smiling.

"Sure you can come in to check my house!" His smile disappeared. "But you need a warrant first. It's against the law to search a house without a warrant."

Twilight stuttered in surprise. "But we're the defenders of Equestria! The bearers of the Elements of Harmony! That's more than enough to warrant our search!"

Garry just shook his head. "I'm sorry, but being the officers of the land still doesn't give you any right to search my house without a warrant."

Twilight gritted her teeth, before deciding to use a card she doesn't like to use. "Well, I'm the Princess of Friendship! And we were sent by the Princesses of the Sun and Moon! And I demand you let us search your house!" Twilight slammed her hoof into the ground.

"Nope. Royalty still needs a warrant." Twilight then screamed, lunging at Garry, who was quickly tackled down. She slammed her hooves into Garry's face several times, as his jaw breaks, and blood started pouring out. But Twilight was surprised, when Garry went through the ground, before appearing right next to her, holding a revolver to her face. "You attacked me." Garry's voice sounded different, as his jaw was still broken, but he didn't seem to care.

"You insulted the Princesses! You're on Equestrian soil, so you MUST follow the orders of the Princesses!" Twilight seethed, attempting to use her magic to remove the gun, but it didn't work, causing Twilight's face to fall, as she realized she could die right now.

"Just because I'm on the land of the rulers, doesn't mean that I have to do whatever they say! But you don't want me on their land anymore? Then how about this!" Garry yelled, and his eyes glowed with power, as the very air around the house and the property shimmered, before the house disappeared, leaving a portal in it's wake. "There! It's in a pocket universe that belongs to me! If I catch you trespassing on my property again, I will kill you." Garry put the gun away, before looking to Twilight's friends. "You five are still allowed, as you have done nothing wrong. Now if you excuse me Princess! I need to fix my jaw." He stormed off, disappearing inside the portal, before it shrunk, making it doorway sized.

I entered my new home dimension, grumbling to myself, as I spawned a health pack, that quickly fixed my face, and fully healed me. "Stupid 'Princess' demanding to search my house without a warrant. I don't have anything in my house, but I still value my privacy." I took a good look at my new surroundings, noticing I put my house in something akin to Gm_Flatgrass, where the land was flat, and grassy, and there was my house/mansion right in the middle of it. Deciding to build a security system, I spawned a few turrets and ceiling turrets, and reprogrammed them (using my computer skills) to only attack those I deemed were a threat. Basically, it would shoot the purple princess, but not shoot anything else.

Sighing, I decided to build a secure lab to experiment in, so head crabs and the like wouldn't spread outside of my world. I no-clipped over to an open piece of my property, before placing a few pieces of dynamite on the ground, and blowing myself a hole for an underground lab. I spent the next hour working on this, filling it up with rooms of metal, and secure doors, and some security systems to make sure no monsters escape. "I'd prefer an Aperture science facility over a Black Mesa one. I mean Portal only has rouge AIs, where Black Mesa deals with aliens and those government agents that swarm you." I sighed, sad I don't have access to any mods or anything, before an idea came to my head. "Wait. What if I do have access? Maybe I could use the pill packs or somehow get access to other games that give you stuff in Gmod." Holding out my empty hand, I tried to summon a ragdoll of Heavy Weapons Guy in the same way I would with other objects. Before even a second passed, I felt a massive pain in my brain, and my nose started bleeding, before I fell down to the ground, and everything went black.