Why to Not Read Clopfics

       Well folks, there you have it. Those are all the rea- 'umph thump fall'. Oh I'm sorry sir, I wasn't looking at where I was going.

       "Well that's quite alright my dear boy."

       Oh dear Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, it's YOU!!!

       " Yes we'll, it's me."

       No I mean it's really you, FancyPants.

       "But of course fellow sir, it is none other than I FancyPants. This little presentation I see you doing here, I find it quite exquisite! On what topic are you basing it on anyway young chap?"

       Well Mr. Pants...

       "Please just call me Fancy."

       Oh. Okay sure thing Fancy. Anyway, have you ever heard of the brony community.

      "Why yes indeed I have. I recall reading an article on the introduction of a new line of attire specifically meant to target the market consisting of bronies. From viewing such articles of clothing, I take that they are male fanatics of our species and the show dedicated to us, no?"

       Yes, sir, yes indeed. You truly are a genius when it comes to modern day, historical, or even future social trends.

       "Why thank you, my good lad."

       Well you see sir, er- Fancy, I mean, there are some of those who are a bit, well, over the top. It's hard to explain, low me to explain through analogy. Let us say that a celebrity is caught doing something that is a bit out of the norm but comical. Something that both the celebrity and the masses can enjoy and laugh at for a bit. Now let's say that some of the masses for their own enjoyment exploit this beyond proportions. As a result from this, it makes the ponies feel mad as well as the rest of the bronies. So...

       "Well wait. I see that you've jumped back to the real picture. How are some of these bronies of yours exploiting us?"

       Well you see Fancy, people are writing sex scenes of you and other ponies. The worst thing is that it's actually more a gruesome type of literature. Really down and dirty. This has been known to cause humiliation and depression upon certain ponies, and its also abnormal for different species (equins and sapians) to have these sexual attractions for each other.Honestly I frown upon this as well as the rest of those like me in the Brony community.

       "I see. Well I agree that this is a serious issue. And the message that your trying to get out from this to display to your audience is to bring awareness to this issue?"

       Well actually, most people already know about this. It's just that I want to bring an influence on these people that says that this fad is actually wrong and disgusting. Actually, III- DEEE-YAAAAA!!! If I can get a word from you about this to convey the message, you being a sir and all, it will definitely convince those to turn a new leaf.

       "Well anything to help a major cause such as this, of course I'll put a word in. Take a note...

It has been brought to my attention that there are some of those male fanatics of us out there who partake in the exploitation of some of our friendly neighbors around us. Some of you consider real men to admit that you appreciate a show such as this. While it is honorable, it is also dishonorable to be enjoying such foul entertainment. It is unlike the satire of a real man to do such a deed. If you want to be a true man or sir such as I you will resist such low acts and temptations and uphold the name of something that you are firmly true in believing in.

Quote from: Mr. FancyPants

       And that is truly it for real this time folks. Those are your reasons as to why not to read Clopfics. Thank you all for reading. From your fair and humble author,

The Snob.