Why to Not Read Clopfics

       "Hi. As many of you may know, my name is Saphire Shores, the pony of pop. I think it's SENSATIONAL, that you are such fans of me and those like me. I do also think that it's not hip that you enjoy reading dirty material about us though. If you are a true fanatic, just enjoy us for who we are, and not just some sex toy characters that you get those SENSATIONS from. That is why I am funding this message that is being sent to you from this person who shall remain anonymous. Being a true fanatic doesn't mean the endorsement of rule 34 to the craze. I'm not just refference to us, I'm reffering to anything popular in general. Being a true fanatic means that you have such a great passion and love that you give it respect for what it is and also deem it with its true dignity.

      I am also giving a call out to the authors of these Clopfics, the mane 6, our princess, our background ponies. For all the ponies, I really feel bad for all of you and I'm there for any moral support that you may need. Anything you want just give me a call and iolmtake care of it for you. Now for the bronies that wrote these stories. I want you in order to truly express your fandom, to write a story on the true beauty on the character(s) who's name(s) you have soiled. That in itself will be an apology and I garuntee it will get you forgiveness. We still love you for your support, but at some point you need to learn your lesson."

The Pony of Pop, Sa.S