Chapters The Renegades of Equestria
Level 0: Escape the castle
(Canterlot Blueblood’s room)
Nighttime has fallen upon the world of Equestria. The sky was filled with twinkling stars, the moon was shining with the help of Princess Luna, and almost everypony was either closing up shop or already asleep in their homes, waiting to the sun to rise. So far it seems like a peaceful, quiet night for everypony in Equestria.
*CRASH!!!*
Well, almost everypony.
“MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!” Yelled Blueblood as he was woken up by a loud crashing sound in his room. “What on earth is that thing!?” Before he could say anything else he heard some noises coming from the strange object with wheels. (Get your mind out of the gutters folks, it’s not that kind of noise.)
“Nice going, Jenny.” Said a feminine voice from inside. “I told you to make a left turn past Brooklyn drive; but no, you just had to make that right past that school so we wouldn’t be late to get home after the game expo we came from.”
“Well, sorry, Lily; but you and I both know how my mother is when it come to getting Mike back home before bedtime.” Jenny said as she rolled down the window to see where she and her friends were. “Hey, buddy, you wouldn’t happen to know-.”
Jenny was unable to finish her sentence as she saw a naked humanoid like pony with blonde hair standing in shock at what he’s seeing. Jenny’s face turned bright red and rolled her window back up. This, in turn, caused Blueblood grab the cover of his bed, and run off screaming down the hall yelling like a mad pony.
“So where are we?” Asked Kelley.
“I just saw a half naked anthro pony…...something tells me we’re not in the U.S.A anymore.”
“Okay…...what have you been smoking recently?”
“Kelly, I know what I just saw, and it was what I just said.”
“Right, and I’m the queen of London.” Kelly said as she exited the car. “Well, from I could tell, we’re in a building of some kind. Specifically a bedroom, but how the hell did we get here?” These questions were not gonna be answered as the door to the bedroom opened up and the pony that Jenny saw returned with more of his kind wearing gold armor and had swords and spears in their hands.
“Guards! There’s some kinds of monsters that just landed in my bedroom!” Blueblood yelled as he threw open his doors, only to hear someone yell back.
“Sir, for the last time, it was just a sock. please go back to sleep, Sir Blueblood.”
“......Holy crap, you we’re telling the truth, Jenny.”
“Told you! Now what are we gonna do?”
The guards looked inside and blinked at the strange beings. “Okay…So there really was monsters in his bedroom this time.” Said one of the Guards.
“Hey, we’re not monsters,” said Jenny, only for the guards to point their spears at them. "oh shit."
“Wait, let me try the Universal Greeting,” said one of Jenny’s friends, who looked like a cat. He got out of the car and walked up to the pony-humans and said this, “Bah-Weep-Graaaaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong.”
“Um, Mike, I don’t think that’s gonna help us,” said Kelly.
“Shh, it’ll work.” Mike responded confidently.
“Take a good look at yourself, little bro, you’re a cosmic cat.” Jenny said as she pulled out a purse mirror to show him. Mike’s mouth opened and closed like a fish as he saw himself in the mirror. “I’m a cat…”
The ponies just look at each other as if they were crazy. “What are you two waiting for? Send them to the dungeon!” yelled Blueblood in a newly-donned nightgown.
“Crap!” Mike yelled as he, Kelly, and Jenny ran back into the car. The guards just sweat dropped at them. As far as they could tell, they had no where to go. Seeing as they didn’t know what a car was.
“Great. Now what do we do?” Asked Mike.
“We drive.” Said Jenny as she put on sunglasses.
“We’re doomed.” Said Mike as he looks at his paws. “I must be high or something.”
“I doubt that.” Said Lily as she finally woke up from her sleep.
“Wait how long have you been asleep?”
“Long enough to know what’s going on sir fluffy.”
“Don’t call me that, and get us the hell out of here, Jenny.” Mikes said as she started the car back up, and push the pedal to drive towards the guards and Blueblood. The three ponies moved out of the way as the car zoomed past, swerving into the main hall before a loud crash sounded through the palace. “Sweet Celestia not the crystal statue!”
“Did I hit anyone?” Asked Jenny.
“No, but some of the ones chasing us are giving us the finger.” Said Lily looking behind.
“I think the car’s dead… and the windows are broken.”
“The car’s not dead, but the window do brake from time to time.”
“So why are we slowing down?”
“Cause you have it in first gear idiot. What, you never use a stick before?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Then you suck at it.”
“I’ve only been driving a year!”
“Your point?”
“Ladies! Enough with the bickering!” Yelled Mike.
“Flying thing!?” Yelled out Lily as something landed on the hood of the car, they all saw a panicking lavender color pony with horn and wings.
“Well…...that’s something you don’t see everyday.” Said Mike.
“It’s so cute! Can we keep it?” Asked Jenny.
“NO!” Said Kelly as Jenny stopped the car causing the lavender pony to go flying into Celestia’s room. “Oh crap. I hope that pony lady isn’t dead?”
“We’ll worry about her later.” Said Jenny. She shifted the car into second gear and pulled off down the hallway. “Right now, we need to get out of this place.”
“Do you even know where we’re going?” Asked Mike.
“Better than staying here and getting sent to jail. After what happen to the pony that was sent flying, I doubt they’ll think of us as normal bystanders. Nor will they think of us as innocent aliens from another world.”
“Understatement of the fucking millennium, sis. Also you might want to hit the brakes.”
“What are you talking abou-.” Jenny looked up to see a platoon of knights wearing gold armor blocking there path. “Dammit.” She said as she hit the brakes, causing the car to come to a screeching halt. She then tried to pull back, but it too was blocked by the same knights that were chasing them. “Seriously what the hell!?”
“There’s nowhere for you monsters to run.” Said Blueblood. “Surrender now and accept your death with grace and dignity.”
“Sir, I don’t think Celestia would allow that.” Said one of the knights.
“I’ll just say they gave me no choice in the matter, just kill them so I can take whatever they have and that metal turtle thing they hide inside in.”
“Great, now what do we do?” Asked Mike, who was hiding under Kelly in fear.
“..........Hold on to something, ladies and gentleman.” Jenny pushed her foot onto the gas pedal, causing the car to charge. “What I’m about to do is something I really hate to do…..do not tell my mother…..or my father…..or my parole officer.”
“Oh, this so not gonna end well for all of us, huh?” Asked Lily, who was holding onto her seat in fear of what’s about to happen.
“Sir they’re charging at us!”
“Hold the line fools! You are the royal guards of Canterlot! Don’t let that metal turtle with wheels scare you like a bunch of-.” Before Blueblood could finish his statement. The car that the cosplayers were in, rammed straight into him. Causing him to get run over and badly damage.
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!” Yelled Mike.
“SORRY BUT IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION I HAD! WOULD YOU RATHER WE ENDED UP IN JAIL!?” Yelled Jenny.
“Um guys you might want to pay attention to the road.” Suggested Kelly.
“And why is that?”
“Because we’re about to hit that huge ass door right in front of us.”
(Outside)
“Hey did you hear something?” Ask one of the bat ponies guarding the outside door.
“Hear what?” Just as he said that. The car burst through the door that the two bat ponies were guarding. Along with them were a platoon of pegasus and earth ponies chasing after the strange metal monster that was fleeing. “I think that was the sound you we’re hearing.”
“Should we do something about it?”
“.....Let’s just pretend we didn’t see anything and leave it to the ones that are following that strange monster.”
(Inside the car)
“Hard left, HARD LEFT!!” Yelled Kelly.
“I know how to drive Kelly, I have played a few driving simulator online after all.” Said Jenny as she made a hard left turn past a statue of a pony with a horn & wings, and was wearing a crown.
“And how many of those have you actually passed?”
“........Up yours bitch, no one likes a backseat driver.”
“And you’re wondering why we don’t drive with you that much.”
“Oh I like to see you drive better then me.”
“Then pull over and let me drive then.”
“No way!”
“Why not?”
“If you haven’t notice by now, we’re being chased by a bunch of flying ponies with spears in hand. Remember?”
“.....Oh….right….hard right then seeing how you’re driving at the moment.”
“You’re an idiot you know that right?”
“This coming from the girl who though she could fly just like super man.”
“Um not to change the subject or anything, but we’re running out of road.” Said Mike. As Jenny looked up to see a closed off sign causing her to hit the breaks on the car.
“Great now what do we do?“ Asked Lily.
“We could always fight our way out of the city?” Jenny suggested.
“And how are we gonna do that? If you haven’t notice, but some of us aren’t so well equipped or skilled in the art of combat.”
“True, but I have a theory that I need to test it out for a second.” Jenny unbuckled her seat belt as she open the door to the car and walked out.
“Wait, where is she going?” Asked Mike.
“If I know your sister, she’s pretty much gonna do something reckless. Come on let’s go help her seeing how we’re gonna get killed.” Said Kelly as she walked outside along with Mike and Lily.
“Weird creatures! Surrender and return with us to Canterlot dungeon or else!”
“Or else what jerkface!” Yelled Jenny.
“Or else we will take you down by force if we have to.”
“Well that’s gonna be hard for you all to do when your all on the ground now would it?” Jenny closed her eye as her body started to glow red and white. At first nothing happen as the guards begin to charge at Jenny thinking nothing would happen. That is until she open her eyes and caused everypony within her sight fall to the ground.
“How the hell did you do that?” Asked Mike.
“I honestly don’t know. I was just hoping that I had the same powers as Kat from Gravity Rush, but it appears that I do have them.”
“So that means we must have the same powers as the characters we’re dress up as in the game right?” Asked Kelly.
“Seem like it seeing how I just forced and entire platoon of ponies to fall to the ground.”
“Really now?” Lily said as she walked in front of Jenny. “PK FREEZE!!!”
“Okay so we have the same powers and abilities from the characters of our games we’re cosplaying as. What do we do now?” Asked Kelly.
“Hm……Ever wonder what it feels like to be in a flying car?”
(Canterlot Castle)
“And that pretty much all that happen Princess.” Said a royal guard kneeling down towards the sun princess.
“Hm interesting, and what happen to my nephew Prince Blueblood?”
“He’s currently being sent to the hospital after the metal monster with wheels run him over.”
“What should we do Celestia?” Asked Twilight. “After what he told us and after me getting thrown by that metal monster and those creatures inside it, they can’t be left alone to wander around Equestria.”
“You’re right Twilight. After hearing all this they can’t be left alone to wander Equestria. Gather the your friends and the Elements of Harmony if we can convince them to turn themselves in.”
“On it Princess Celestia-.” Just as she finish saying that. There was an explosion behind Twilight causing her to fall on her face. Celestia looked in shock as she saw the metal monster that the guard was talking about.
“So not only are you a bad driver, but you’re also a bad flyer as well.” Said Mike.
“Oh I’m sorry do you want to draw Mike? Oh wait you can’t seeing how you don’t have hands!” Said Jenny smacking Mike upside his head.
“Excuse me creatures.” Said Celestia as she got the attention of Jenny and her friends. “Care to explain why you attack and almost kill my nephew a few moments ago?”
“To be fair he tried to kill us with a bunch of knight with spears in hand.” Said Kelly.
“And you could of try to talk your way out of it?”
“I doubt your idiot of a nephew would listen to what we have to say.”
“......You do realize you’re just dig a deeper hole for yourselves right?”
“Well sorry for say what’s on my mind, but he is a dumbass and a pansy.”
“Be that as it may, you three are under arrest for the assault on a prince.”
“Oh come on! He attacked us first. What did you think was gonna happen when you try to attack someone without reason?” Said Jenny.
“Self defence is one thing, but what you did to Blueblood was overkill. Now if you would so kindly as to get out of that metal thing and I’ll have the guards take you to the dungeon for your trail tomorrow.”
“Okay we could do that…..or.” Jenny’s body turns red as she used the powers of gravity to force Celestia, Twilight, and some of the royal guards against the wall or floor.
“Or I could do that and just drive away with my friends.” She said as she levitated the car out of the wall and into the air. “Oh and I would advise you not to follow or send anyone after us. Cause we’re not afraid to hurt anyone that follows us.” With that being said the four displaced humans flew into the night sky.
“Twilight.”
“Yes Celestia?”
“Get your friends and the rest of the elements of harmony. We’re going to have a meeting in the morning about what just happen.”
The Renegades of Equestria
Level 1: Elements of Harmony
[Morning)
(Everfree forest entrance)
“Well that could’ve gone better don’t you think?” Said Dusty jumping on his sister’s shoulder. “Though I am surprise that you were able to land without crashing this time.”
“I’m just a surprise as you are Dusty, but let’s focus on the task at hand.” Said Kat, as she cover the car up with leaves, vines, and rocks.
“You mean how are we gonna survive in a world full of talking ponies that think of us as wanted criminals?” Said Daidouji.
“That and how are we gonna get back home?”
“Well we could always go into that town over there.” Kumatora said as she point at the colorful town of Ponyville. “They might even have a library that might know where we are, and how we can get back home.”
“Sounds like a plan. Okay remember what we talked about last night. We use our characters names, not our real names.”
“I still don’t see why we can’t give them our real names anyway? I mean it’s not like they know where we live or anything?” Said Dusty.
“Hey after what happen in that castle the other day. I’m pretty sure they might have some way to get to America.” Said Kat, as she began to float along with Dusty. “Now let’s go to that town Kumatora mention.”
“*Sigh* Why do I get the feeling this won’t end well for us.” Said Kumatora, as she summon a Mr.Saturn board for her and Daidouji to follow Kat.
(Ponyville)
“Man! Look at this place!” Said Kat looking around at the colorful town. “Talk about something out of a fairy tale book. This place looks like something from Tales of the Abyss.”
“This place does look nice, wish they had something like this back home.” Agreed Dusty still Kat’s shoulder.
“Okay we can sightsee later. Right now we need to find this towns library so we can find out where we are and how we can get home.” Said Kumatora.
“Maybe we could ask one the citizens around here? hey there’s one, maybe he might know?” Said Daidouji, as she walked up to a random colt. “Excuse me sir? Can you tell us where the nearest library is?”
“Well sure, it’s right over there in the center of to-.” The young colt was unable to finish his sentence as he was taken by surprise by the way Daidouji looked. Mainly her breast.
“Um…...are you okay mister?”
“Uh y-yes I’m fine. W-What was your question again ms?”
“I was wondering if you can direct us towards your town’s library?”
“R-Right, right, sorry. The library is located in the center of the town. You can’t miss it, it’s the giant tree.” He answered, wiping away the blood running down his nose.
“Thanks.” Daidouji said, as she returned to her friends. “Okay lets head over to the giant tree in the center of town.”
“How come?” Asked Kat.
“Because that’s where this town’s library is at. Now come on and let’s go, I’m don’t like the way some of the male ponies are staring at me.”
“I think it’s because of your breast.” Said Dusty. “I mean really look at them. They must be what size D or at least an E size?”
“Shut up and let’s just go before we make a scene, or worse someone might notice us from that castle on the mountain.”
(Golden oak library)
“Geez talk about nerd central 101.” Said Kumatora, as she begun to look around the library. “How can someone live in a place like this?”
“Scholars, Librarians, Teachers, etc. Shall I continue on or you get the jest of it?” Said Dusty, as he to wonder around the library. “But it does make it easy for you to look up stuff when needed.”
“Okay so where should we start looking?” Asked Kat. “Cause I don’t even know where to start.”
“Might I suggest you start with The Geological and Maps of Equestria?” Said a mysterious voice coming from the kitchen of the library.
“Who said that?”
“That would be me.” Said Spike as he exited the kitchen wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, navy blue baggy pants, and an apron with the words kiss the cook on it. “I take it you three must be creatures that attack Canterlot last night?”
“Um…….no.”
“Really? Then how come I have this newspaper with a picture of you three flying off into the air in a metal turtle with wheels?”
“....Crap he got us their leader.” Said Kumatora.
“So what you gonna do now?” Asked Kat “Call the royal guards on us?”
“I don’t think they’ll be able to stop you. Plus you ran over Blueblood and almost everypony hates the royal jerk so you pretty much have some of the ponies on your side.” Spike answered, as he walked over to bookshelf handing over a few books to the traveling humans. “These books should be able to help you out on…..whatever it is you’re trying to do.”
[Items]
Books:
History of Equestria
The Geological and Maps of Equestria
Bestiary of Equestria
“You giving this stuff to us? Why?”
“I think you pretty much need it since Princess Celestia is hunting you three after almost killing her nephew.”
“By accident. He did tried to kill us, and he pretty much left us with little to no option at that point.” Said Daidouji.in defence.
“Yep, that’s Blueblood for yeah in a nutshell.
“Is he always like that?”
“As far as I know, he’s been a jerk towards everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville for a long time. So this wouldn’t surprise me or anypony at something like that would happen to him.”
“I’m surprise no one did beat the crap out of him.”
“Some of the nobles of different countries tried to, but they don’t want to start a war with Equestria and the royal sisters Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.”
“Wait this is run by two princesses?” Asked Kumatora.
“Four actually. Princess Cadence who rules over the Crystal Empire, and my friend Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
“.....Could you tell us where the hell we are, and how do you know all this?” Asked Daidouji.
“Hm where do I begin? Well 1,000 years ago…..”
(A few hours later)
“And that’s pretty much all I know so far.”
“......Well…..shit.” Said Kat.
“So not only are we in a different country, but in a different world as well.” Dusty said. “Fan-fucking-tastic.”
“Could’ve been worse.” Said Daidouji who was laying against a wall. “We could of been sent to a different country in our world.”
“True, but what are we gonna do now? So far we pretty much being hunted by Celestia and her royal guards after what happen last night, and I doubt we’ll be able to walk around freely in the open.” Said Kumatora.
“Normally I would suggest staying here, but something tells me that this would be the first place Celestia would send a search party to find you all.” Said Spike.
“Hm…...We could always hide out in theEverfree Forest . I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to follow us there right?” Said Kat.
“Then we might want to get going then.” Said Dusty looking out the window.
“Why’s that?”
“Cause that lavender color unicorn with wings is coming, and she brought some friends along with her.” Kat looked out the window to see the same lavender pony from last night. With her were what she could only guess were her friends that Spike told them.
“Great Celestia dogs are here.” Said Kat as she moved away from the window. “Looks like we’re gonna have to fight our way out then huh?”
“Seems like it. Think you ladies can take them?”
“Only one way to find out.” Daidouji said, as she walked over towards Spike. “Sorry about this, but we need to tie you up so that you won’t get in trouble for helping us. Mind keeping this a secret between us?”
“I don’t have much of a choice do I?” Asked Spike.
“Well it’s either that, or lose the trust of your friends. It’s up to you scaly.”
“Fine I won’t tell them that I help you, but only when the moment calls it okay?”
“Deal. Now hold still while I tie you up and gag you.”
“......Um phrasing?”
(Outside)
“Alright girls. From what the ponies saw, the creatures were last seen heading towards my library.” Said Twilight, as she levitated the Elements of Harmony to her friends. “Be careful girls, from what I experience last night one of them have magic over gravity.”
“Oh relax Twilight.” Said Rainbow Dash floating next to her. “We defeat Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Chrysalis. There’s no way a bunch of freaks like them can take us down.”
“I know that Rainbow Dash, but still be careful with them. We don’t know what they might have up their sleeve.”
“Oh! Maybe we can throw them a party after they finish serving their time in jail? Now what to name the party?.......Oh how about ‘Welcome to Equestria and Serving Your time’ party!?” Said Pinkie Pie.
“Pinkie darling. I think we should focus on the task at hand? Mainly to bring those ruffians to justice after what they did to you and Celestia.” Said Rarity.
“M-Maybe we can ask them nicely to s-surrender?” Asked Fluttershy.
“Offense sugar cube, but I doubt they’ll surrender nicely. I mean did you see what they did to the platoon of Royal guards?” Said Applejack. “The ponies in the hospital are still trying to get some of them out.”
“Then will just have to force them to surrender if we have to-.”
“PK THUNDER!”
“Told you that wouldn’t work. You should of let me do it.” Said Kat.
“Shut up.”
“Hey that wasn’t very nice.” Said Pinkie Pie. “You could of really hurt somepony.”
“Well it’s not like it was gonna kill her or anything. Just stun her long enough so we could get the upper hand.”
“Still that wasn’t very nice.”
“Whatever. Look we have to go now so if you don’t mind.” A rope was tied around Kumatora’s arm. “What the?”
“You’re not going anywhere partner.” Said Applejack.trying to pull the human in. “Celestia sent us to take you all in after what you did in Canterlot.”
“Hey to be fair Blueblood was the one that attacked us first. We only did what we did in self defence.” Daidouji said.
“Be that as it my.” Said Twilight. “You three will have to come with us or else.”
“Or else what?” Said Kat crossing her arms in annoyance.
“Or else we take you in by force!” Yelled Rainbow Dash , as she charged at the gravity shifter only to force onto the ground and back to her friends.
“Guess we have no choice but to fight then huh?”
“Seems like it.” Kumatora said as she burn the rope freeing herself.
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[Activating Combat Mode] [Music Starts]
Kat, Kumatora, and Daidouji looked around to see that there was a digital dome surrounding them along with the elements of harmony.
“Care to explain the dome surrounding all of us Dusty?” Asked Daidouji.
“*Ahem*
“How the hell do you know about that?” Asked Kat.
“There’s a help instruction bar above you all. Now if you don’t mind I would like to continue please?”
“Fine.”
“Anyway in this battle you will learn how to get a custom to your new powers and stuff. You’ll also level up and obtain items after the battle. You can also level up outside of battle with either training with each other, or doing quest for ponies that are in need of help.”
“So…..what do we do here then?” Asked Kumatora.
“Fight them as a team or separate. Just don’t lose to them otherwise it’s game over and you’ll be sent to jail.”
“Wonderful.” Daidouji said as she took a fighting stance.
“The hay is this?” Asked Rainbow Dash.
“I don’t know Rainbow Dash, but be careful. We don’t know what kind of magic these creatures have up their sleeves.” Said Twilight taking a defencive stance. “Rainbow Dash. You and Fluttershy take care of the creature wearing the school uniform. Applejack and Pinkie Pie will handle the one with the muscles. While Rarity and I deal with the magic user. Let see if we can convince them to come with us without having to use force okay?”
“Don’t worry about us, we can take these losers on.” Said Rainbow Dash as she flew off towards Kat.
“In coming!” Yelled Dusty, causing Kat to dodge out of the way of the cyan pegasus.
“You think something like that is gonna stop me?” Said Kat as she levitated rock from the ground, and launched them at Rainbow Dash who dodge them without any problems.
“Ha! Your aiming sucks!”
“Oh yeah then try this on for size!?” Kat levitated herself into the air, and charged at Rainbow Dash with her gravity kick. The kick made contact with the pegasus as she was sent flying a few feet back. “You’re not the only one that can fly idiot.”
“Why you little.” Rainbow Dash dashed right up towards the gravity shifter getting ready to deliver a right hook to her face. Kat dodged it and countered with a roundhouse kick to the head. Rainbow Dash stagger a bit to the left and was about to come at Kat with punch to the face, but was interrupted by a gravity kick to the face.
“GERONIMO!”
“What the-” The kick made contact with her face as she was sent flying into a building.
“Well that takes care of her I guess. Now to deal with that other pegasus that was with-.”
“How dare you.” Said Fluttershy softly.
“I’m sorry did you say something?”
“HOW DARE YOU!” She answered flying up to Kat’s face. “How dare you do that to somepony? What would your parents think of you, beating up on a somepony weaker than you? You better go apologise to my friend Rainbow Dash and then turn yourself in or else?”
“Or else what?”
“Or else I’ll have to use the stare on you.”
“......Seriously?”
“Yes, I am serious..”
“I’ll give her much. She has the nerve to come right in front of me and make a….somewhat decent threat, but I doubt she’s strong enough to beat me….I’ll see what this stare is first then I’ll do something to her.” Kat thought as she paid her attention towards Fluttershy. “Then no.”
“Alright, you asked for it.”
“...........Why do I find this adorable on so many levels?” Kat thought as she levitated Fluttershy close to her. “Look pony I don’t know if this stare of yours is suppose to make anyone fear you, but if you have the strength to back of that threat then you’re pretty much useless in my book.” Kat made a small hole underneath Fluttershy and planted her into it. “Now why don’t you stay here and wait for your friends to find you. While I go and see how my friends are dealing with yours.”
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF FLUTTERSHY YOU JERK!” Kat turned her head to see Rainbow Dash charging at her again. She did move or anything, but simply raised her hand up then bring it down. This cause Rainbow Dash to be slammed into the ground hard by Kat’s gravity force.
“You really are stupider than I am. I mean even I don’t yell like that when I’m about to sneak attack someone, but I am surprise that you’re still up after getting kick by my gravity kick.”
“If you think something like that is gonna keep me down, then you never met me Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria!” Kat rolled her eyes at that statement and was about to attack her again, but a bolt of lightning struck Rainbow Dash causing her to be electrocuted and fall to the ground.
“Stop playing around with them and let’s go already!” Yelled Kumatora as she dodge a lavender beam coming from Twilight.
“I wasn’t playing with them…..Okay maybe I was, but I was gonna end it soon. How are you doing on your end?”
“So far I’m not doing so well especially when I’m fighting against two magic users.”
“Need help?”
“No I got this.”
“Surrender now creatures and your punishment might be reduced.” Said Twilight.
“And what would happen if we do surrender egghead?” Asked Kat.
“You’ll send to the dungeon until your trial begins. After your trial we will bind your magic so you won’t cause any trouble, and then you will the lesson of the magic of friendship.”Kat and Kumatora looked at each other for a slight moment, then back at Twilight and Rarity.
“Nope we’re not gonna surrender to you losers.” Said Kumatora as she pointed a finger at the ponies. “PSI Magnet!”
“W-What was that?” Asked Rarity trying to use her magic. “Why can’t I use my magic?”
“PSI Magnet causes the user to absorb psychic points from the affected targets. Which means you two magically drained.”
“How is that even possible? No pony can steal somepony’s magic like that.” Said Twilight.
“Well you’re looking at one that can do that.” Kumatora pointed a finger at the two mares. “Paralysis!”
“Well I took care of her other friends. So where’s Daidouji with the country pony and party girl?”
“Secret ninja art - Heaven and Earth Rumbling Spiral leg!”
“You big meanie! No one does that to my friends and get away with it!” Yelled Pinkie Pie coming in with a haymaker.
“Super Secret Ninja Art - Heaven and Earth Flash War Wild Tiger Fist!”
[Exiting Combat Mode] [End of music]
“Ponyville’s strongest pony my ass. Next time if we do meet Applejack try getting stronger.”
“Well you took your sweet time.” Said Kat folding her arm in annoyance. “We just finished dealing with the rest of Celestia lab dogs. So what took you so long?”
“Felt like toying with them seeing how the country girl says she’s the strongest in all of Ponyville.”
“So you wanted to see if she can back up her claim I see. Well I can’t blame you for that seeing how Kat did the same.” Said Kumatora.
“Oh whatever.” Kat’s body started to glow orange-red as the dome around them started to vanish. “Let’s just go before they get up and try to follow us. Dusty let’s go.”
“Coming.” He said as he jumped on his sister’s shoulder and flew off along with Kumatora and Daidouji towards the everfree forest.
The Renegades of Equestria
(Castle of the Royal Sisters)
“Okay…...so what’s our new plan now?” Asked Dusty, who was sitting on the roof of the car.
“I got nothing at this point. To be honest I was just winging it until we could get back home, but seeing how we can’t get home we might as well find a place to call out home.” Said Kat as she started the engine of her car. “What I don’t get is how can my car still work when it’s already out of gas?”
“It could be because of the magic around us?” Answered Kumatora while looking around for some items. “I mean this is Equestria after all. This land is full of magic.”
“Good point. So Daidouji any places that might be a good place for us to stay or hide in?”
“Well there is the mirror in the Crystal Empire that will take us to their version of the human world, but that might be hard to get there seeing how we’re being hunted.”
“Hm, we could go there in case the heat goes up on us, but let’s level up a bit before we go there. Lord knows we don’t want to get our asses handed to us by someone stronger than us.”
“That’s by far the smartest thing you said sis, and you’re the one that go in head first without thinking.”
“Shut up Dusty or else I’ll throw you out the window.”
“You did that before and it failed.”
“..........”
“I’ll just go and have a look around.”
“Yeah you should.”
Just as Dusty was about to walk off into the abandoned castle he felt a sharp pain going through him. “Uh oh.”
“What’s up with you?”
“I think that candy I ate in town was bad.”
“When did you eat?”
“During you fight with those technicolor ponies.” Dusty answered as he kneeled. “Oh god I think I’m gonna-.” Before he could finished his sentence, Dusty started to gag for a few seconds before throwing up that so called candy he at.
“You see. This is what happens when you eat stuff from off the ground.” Kumatora said as she walked over towards Dusty. “You should be lucky that you were able to hack out whatever that thing was-.” Kumatora eyed the piece of candy only it turn out to be unknown item. “That’s not a piece of candy you ate Dusty. That was an unknown item.”
“Well it smelled candy to me.”
“Maybe you being a cosmic looking cat is making you act like one?” Said Kat as she levitated the item towards herself. “And it’s not an unknown items Kuma. It’s a diamond…..HOLY CRAP WE JUST FOUND A DIAMOND!”
“No fucking way!’ Said Daidouji as her, Kumatora, and Dusty looked at the diamond with sparkles in their eyes. “Do you know what this mean guys?”
“We’re fucking filthy rich baby!” Yelled Kat as she does a little victory dance along with Kumatora. “If We can find a vendor or something that’s willing to accept this, then we’ll be set for life!”
“And who would buy that?” Asked Dusty.
“Who wouldn’t buy this from us!?” She said as she bit into the diamond just to sure it was real. “Yep it’s real alright.” Just then the diamond started to glow as a black and red portal appeared next Daidouji. “.......Oh we are so gonna be rich seeing how this is a magical diamond.”
From out of the portal, a golden furred pony walked through wearing a black leather jacket. Her light blonde mane was tied back in a ponytail and her deep red eyes beamed happily at the three humans and one cat. On her flank was an image of a galaxy spiraling. She regarded them all with a calm smile. “Hello there. A pleasure to meet you.”
“......Kat.”
“Yes Dusty?”
“I don’t think we should sell the diamond.”
“I can see why, we pretty much can use this diamond to summon random ponies.” Kat looked at the golden pony. “Care to explain who you are pony? Wait are you here to try and capture like the Element of Harmony tried to do?”
To their surprise, the mare giggled. “Ah, I see you’ve already been causing trouble. You youngsters, always getting into trouble.”
“We didn’t mean to cause trouble. One minute we were driving home from and a gaming expo, then the next thing we know we’re wanted criminals for running over Prince Blueblood by accident.” Said Dusty.
“Well that and beating the crap out of the Elements of Harmony as well.” Said Daidouji.
The mare gave them a deadpan look. “You all really are troublemakers, aren’t you? Now, why don’t you introduce yourselves? I’d like to see what I’m working with here.”
“*Ahem*
“Kumatora, Princess of PSI.”
“Daidouji, Master of the Ninja arts.”
“Kat Graviton, Master of Gravity.”
“Dusty, I’m pretty much the cat that gives them advices, tips, and sometimes keep them out of trouble.”
“And together we are THE RENEGADES!!!” Yelled Kat as she fired a firework into the air. “Needs work I know, but I’m working on the grand introduction of ourselves.”
The mare slowly blinked, eyeing Kat and Dusty. After a silent moment, she recomposed herself. “Sorry, sorry, you two are just… familiar. But you may want to change that title.”
“Normally we would, but after seeing this in the newspaper today.” Kumatora handed the pony the newspaper. “This is pretty much how Celestia sees us.”
She looks over the newspaper for a moment. “Well, you all have made such an impact. The Renegades actually works. I kinda like it. I was more referring to Miss Graviton, as there already is a Gravity Master.”
“Wait there’s already another gravity shifter? Who is he or she?” Asked Kat.
“The Gravity Master is Raven Masters. She is another Displaced like you. You are actually the fifth gravity shifter to come into existence,” the mare replied.
“Fifth? Who are the other four?” Asked Daidouji.
“There have been two Raven Masters, Crystal Gravity, and… Kat Shifter.”
“Really now? So there are other people like us being sent to worlds filled with magical talking ponies?”
“Hundreds,” the mare replied. “They live in alternative universes to this one. Most of the time, they get into trouble with the natives, but eventually they become friends.”
“I doubt will be friends with most of the natives here. Plus I prefer not to sent to jail by a group of ponies.” Kat replied as she looked out the window to make sure no one was following her and her friends.
“Oh believe me, jail time is what many Displaced would have prefered. A lot of them were trapped away for thousands of years.”
“I’m afraid to ask, but how did they get trapped?”
“A majority were sealed in stone, forgotten and regarded as mere myths. Others were simply imprisoned and left to rot, only to discover that they could not due to having become immortal. Some were just simply banished.”
“Geez do all ponies do that in most universes?” Asked Dusty.
“Displaced usually tend to leave big marks.” She regards the newspaper. “You four might just be on your way to joining the statuary garden by the looks of it.”
“She’s right. Says here in the book Spike gave us from Ponyville is that the Elements of Harmony can turn evil creatures or beings into stone.” Kumatora said as she show them what she means.
“Hm, hey um golden pony. How long does it take for those little amulets to charge up and hit us?” Asked Daidouji.
“You have about ten seconds at best,” the pony answered. “Then… well you’re going to taste the rainbow in a way no person wants to.”
“Huh. Well it a good thing I took two of their amulets then huh?” Daidouji reached into her pocket and pulled out the elements of honesty and laughter.
“......Daidouji. Why the hell would you do something like that?” Asked Kumatora.
“Normally I wouldn’t take something like this, but seeing how Applejack wanted to boast about how she’s the strongest pony in Ponyville. I pretty much took it and said she can have it back once she can beat me in a fight.”
The mare started to giggle. “Oh, sweetie, they don’t need the jewels to stone you away. Those ponies are the Elements of Harmony. As long as they have their friendship, they can still seal you away. Trust me, I’ve seen it in action many times before.”
“Great. Looks like we have to book it towards the mirror world in the Crystal Empire then huh?”
“Would you like some assistance?” the pony asked. “I make it my job to help those in need.”
“Oh sweetie, with me around, you wouldn’t have to worry about a thing. I’m much stronger than I look.”
“Dusty, check her out please.”
“Let’s see…….Level unknown, but she is stronger than you all combined.”
“......Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but we prefer to work our way up instead of the lazy way out. But seeing how you’re willing to help you wouldn’t now of a place where we could stock up on some supplies would you?” Asked Kat.
“Well, there’s the Ponyville marketplace, Sweet Apple Acres, the Everfree forest is abundant with herbs and fruits as well as some good hunting if you know what you’re doing,” she listed off.
“Okay then we’ll search for some food and herbs in the forest later, but for now I have a few questions I wanna ask you goldy.”
“I’d be glad to answer them,” the mare said with a smile.
“You said I was the fifth gravity shifter right? So what happen to the other four?”
“The two Ravens were combined and watch over her own Equestria. Crystal Gravity was killed by the combined efforts of Raven and Kat Shifter. As for the latter, she travels the Void helping wherever she is needed.”
“Okay next question, can gravity shifters use magic?”
“From what I’ve seen, their gravity powers take the place of natural flowing magic. Pretty much making those abilities impossible for them.”
“Dammit! Okay last question if by chance the elements try to hit with that attack that turns us to stone. Wouldn’t it be easy just to deflect the attack with a mirror or mirror like magic or ability?”
“There is no known power that can deflect the Elements of Harmony except an identical set,” the mare answered with certainty.
“Hm…..I’ll think of something if they use it, but other than that I have one more question. What is your name?”
“Oh, that’s an easy one I’m….” The mare hesitated for a moment, seemingly stopping to think. She slowly smiled and looked at Kat with a glint in her eye. “I’m the Guardian.”
“Highlander much?” Said Dusty.
“I’m not a highlander. I’m a Time Lady.”
“Don’t you mean time mare seeing how you’re a pony and all?”
“That doesn’t mean I’m not a lady,” she said with a little flair and a small flip of her hair.
“Well at least you don’t have giant knockers like Daidouji over there.” Daidouji threw a rock at Dusty only to phase through him. “I’m a NPC Daidouji remember? Stuff like that is not gonna hurt me.”
“She’s still not better than me.” Said Kat.
“Who’s not better than you, Miss Graviton?” Guardian asked.
“Sis is angry because she’s flat chested.” Kat grabbed Dusty by the tail and threw him into an empty room. “You jerk!”
Guardian couldn’t help, but giggle. “Oh, that means Kat is already better. A bigger bust just gets in the way when fighting.”
“I guess.” Looks at Daidouji quickly before turn her attention towards Guardian with a blush on her face. “So anything you wanna know about us Guardian?”
“Well, as you are aware, I’m familiar with Kat and Dusty, but you two I am completely unfamiliar with.”
“Oh right, well Kumatora is from the gameboy advance game called Mother 3 or Earthbound 2 the game. And Daidouji if from Senran Kagura 2 for the ps vita.”
“Ah, well then… how shall we proceed? I do have other things to do today.”
“Hm, I guess you could help us by-.”
“Hey idiots come in here I found something that you might find interesting!” Yelled Dusty from the other room he was thrown into.
“It better be something that is useful?” Said Kat as she and her friends walk into the other room where Dusty was in. Inside the room for what they could see was a white metal pony with light pink & light lavender mane covered in moss, roots, and dirt. “The hell is that?”
“It looks to be some sort of automaton,” Guardian said, getting closer and examining it. “Remarkable. Despite its age, this would make Earth-based robots obsolete by at least fifty years.”
“You think it’s still alive?” She asked as she start to poke it.
“If you could find a power source on it, I would suppose it’s possible. Perhaps an electrical shock or maybe an energy influx.”
“Kumatora do you have anything that can juice this robot back to life?”
“Hm…...I’ll need a glass orb, a mini black hole, and the electric shock.” Kumatora hands started to spark. “I’ll handle with that.”
Guardian handed her a glass ball. “Will this work?”
“Yep that will do. Okay now Kat if you may?” Kat snapped her finger and a mini black hole appeared inside. “Good, now to add my PK thunder and…….done. Behold the first ever hand made energy influx Kumatora style.” Kumatora handed the orb to Kat for her to put it inside the robot. Kat inserted the orb as sparks started surge from out of the robot.
“Let’s hope this works.” Said Kat as the sparks started to die down after a few second. At first nothing happen, but then the robot’s eyes open up and aimed its attention towards the gravity shifter. “Um…..why is it staring at me?”
“Hmm… if I were to guess, it may have just imprinted on you.”
“Imprinted on me? What the hell do you mean by that?”
“It’s the same thing a baby bird does with the first thing it sees. It’s ‘programmed’ to believe that being to be its mother.”
“So you’re telling me that it will think of me as its mother?”
“HA! Kat a mother? If you couldn’t pass that stupid flour baby project in high school, what makes you think she can be a mother?” Said Dusty.
“Anyone can be a parent if they are willing to be one. The only kind of people that shouldn’t be parents are ones that cannot love anything other than themselves,” Guardian said with a touch of malice in her voice.
“A...Are you m...my creator?” The robot asked.
“Um…..ah fuck it. Yes I am your…..creator. Mind telling me your name?”
“Sweetie Bot. At least that’s what I think my name is unless you want me to change it?”
“N-no, no that a good name for you.”
Guardian looked over Sweetie Bot with a strange, green glowing device. It emitted a loud sound as it scanned the robot. “Well, I don’t detect any hostilities within her programming. It seems to simply be a robotic filly. How very odd.”
“I find it kinda odd really. So far as long as we been here this world doesn’t have any kind of technology that we know of, so why would a robot like her be here in an abandoned castle?” Said Kumatora.
“Perhaps Luna was trying something, or maybe Celestia. Some universes do portray them as wishing for children.”
“Maybe, but then again this world is weird so I got nothing.”
“Well, she should be a fully working and thinking creation. Just like any other filly. Congratulations, Kat Graviton.”
“Wow already into motherhood huh Kat. I wonder who’s the father going to be?”
“Hahahaha, fuck you Kumatora.”
“Enemy hostile detected in the castle.” Said Sweetie Bot in a robotic tone. “Activating protocol protect mother.” She said as her hands changed into plasma arm cannons aimed at the doorway.
“Well then… looks like I didn’t scan well enough. Fascinating.”
“W-Wait don’t shoot! I’m only messenger that’s all!” Said the changeling holding his hand up into the air. “I was sent here by my queen Chrysalis to ask you creatures to come and meet her outside near the other side of the forest.”
“Oh! A royal invitation!” Guardian beamed. “We can’t go missing something so important, now can we? Allons-y everybody, allons-y!”
“.....This pony is weird.” Said Kat as she follow Guardian along with her friends.
(Outside of the Everfree Forest)
“Ah you must be the creatures that I heard about in the newspaper the other night I take it?” Chrysalis asked. “But I don’t remember there being two more ponies with you.”
“Oh, I’m only here visiting,” Guardian answered. “The other is a new ‘addition’. Nice to meet the great Queen Chrysalis. You aren’t evil here are you? I’ve had enough of those.”
“I’m not evil nor would I ever be. The only evil beings here are the ponies that work for King Sombra. I’m only here to see if these creatures called the renegades would be willing to come serve me in the changeling empire? Or at least be willing to be hired by me?”
Guardian looked to the humans and cat. “Well? Answer the queen, would ya? It’s rude to just stand there.”
“Might as well join here seeing how she’s willing to accept us and all, but before we do that we need to make a little stop in the mirror world that’s located in the Crystal Empire.” Said Kat.
“Why do you need to stop there?”
“Our car needs some repairs and this world from the looks of it doesn’t have the parts we need. So we need to get to the human world of this Equestria and get the stuff needed, once that’s over and done with we will be able to come and join your empire.”
“Interesting. So that’s the name of your silver chariot?”
“Yes, but I prefer to call it the awesome mobile.”
“Every well then. I will a wait for you four in neighpon for the time being.” Chrysalis open a green and black color portal. “Till then try not to get yourselves capture by sunbutt and moonpie.” She said as she and her servant walked through the portal.
“Well…….That was something.” Said Daidouji.
“That’s new. I never saw a changeling being able to use portals. I’m starting to like this world!” Guardian said giddily.
“Are you always so happy to see new things Guardian?”
“I am a physicist, after all. I have my Ph D. and everything.”
“Well that explains a lot….wait a Ph D. in what-.”
[Activating Combat Mode]
“WE HAVE FOUND YOU CRIMINALS WHO CALLS THEMSELVES THE RENEGADES!!!” Yelled Luna as she and her guards appeared from out of the blue.
“Geez ever heard of lowering your voice?” Asked Kumatora removing her hands from her ears along with her friends.
“We are not here to make idol chit-chat creature, we are here to arrest you for your crimes against Equestria.”
“Luna, can this wait? We were right in the middle of a conversation,” Guardian chastised.
“We do not take order from criminal scum like you mutant pony. You will come with us at once and face your punishment.” Luna said as she and her bat ponies pointed their sword at Guardian and the renegades.
Guardian was silent, regarding Luna with a blank look. “Mutant, I can understand. I do look different from you. But criminal? That’s. Just. Rude. Now then, Luna, sweetie, are you gonna apologize or am I gonna have to do something drastic?”
“We do not fear you criminal. You’re just an earth pony with no magic, while I am an alicorn with years of magic on her side. There’s nothing you can do to out match me little mutant pony.”
“I am no mere pony, Princess ,” she spat. “I am the hero to many, the brightest light in a sea of darkness, the oncoming storm to any who dare harm others. But you may simply call me….” Guardian’s entire body started to emanate power. Her mane started to move in an invisible wind as the earth beneath them all began to shake. Cracks began to appear in the ground as rocks disintegrated around the pony. “Gravity Incarnate!” Her body lit up in red and white energy, making her look like a flaming alicorn.
“Danger! Danger! Power levels are rising to dangerous levels of destruction! Recommend a protective force field!” Said Sweetie Bot as she launched an orb above them as an energy like dome surrounded them.
“Something tells me we’re so gonna be on the top list of the most wanted.” Said Kat hold onto Sweetie Bot.
“I’m actually interested in seeing how this turns out really.” Said Kumatora munching on a burger.
“Yeah if we live long enough to see how this turns out.” Said Daidouji.
“Focus ladies we have a fight going on here.” Said Dusty trying to get his friends to focus on what’s happening.
“Do not force my hoof, Luna!” Guardian shouted back at the stunned group. “I am not someone you could ever hope to defeat. Now back down!”
“We are the knights of the moon! We will not back down from someone like you! Colts take her down along with the rest of them!” She ordered as the bat ponies charged at Guardian. The mare never even moved as every last soldier fell to the ground, screaming in pain as their bodies were pushed against the very surface of the planet.
Luna was the only one left standing in disbelief.
“DAMN!” Said the three humans and cosmic cat who were also in disbelief at what Guardian just did.
“Data acquired, storing into memory database for possible use for mother to learn from.” Sweetie Bot said as her eyes changed from blue back to green.
“This is what happens when you do not listen to your superiors , Luna!” Guardian declared. “I am no one you should mess with!”
“Who in the name of tartarus are you!? No mere earth pony can use magic like that!”
“T’was no magic that defeated your pitiful guards, only the greatest energy in existence. I am gravity incarnate, the first gravity shifter! I am Kat Shifter, the Guardian to all Displaced!”
“I don’t care if you are the guardian of freaks!” Luna drew her sword up and started to charge at Guardian. “You will fall by my blade scum!”
The fiery alicorn simply nodded her head and Luna was slammed into the ground. Guardian walked right up to Luna and whispered into her ear, “I have destroyed you time and time again on different worlds. Do not test my patience, Lulu.”
[Exiting Combat Mode]
“C-Coward. Using your cheap tricks to win a fight. Where is your honor as a fighter!?”
“There is no honor in fighting a weakling,” Guardian shot back.
“Oh you better call fire department Luna. Because you just got burned!” Said Kumatora.
“You are nowhere near my level, princess, so I suggest you take your troops and retreat before I add even more blood to my stained hooves. I would rather not do that, but I will if I must.”
“.......Fine we will leave, but remember this fools. We will hunt you down and bring them to justice, and after what you did to us. They will receive the death treatment by me.”
Guardian’s presence grew dark to all, making the entire area as cold as winter. “And if you do, I will hunt you down, drag you to the moon, and make you watch as I crush this planet and extinguish every living breath upon it, including your sister. Do I make myself CLEAR ?!” Her last word was so loud and powerful, Luna and all her troops were blasted back several feet.
“.......Clear.” Luna answered as she pulled herself up from the ground. “Colts! Gather your comrades and fly them back to Canterlot Hospital to treat for their injuries!” She then turned her attention towards the Guardian and her friends. “Don’t think this is over renegades, for the moment your guardian leaves you’ll have to deal with Celestia and the elements of harmony.” With having said that she flew off along with her guards.
Guardian watches as they flew off, depowering once they were out of sight. “That was dramatic.”
“But interesting to say the least.” Said Dusty. “So you’re the first gravity shifter huh?”
Guardian sighed. “Yes, I am Kat Shifter. The first Displaced shifter. I was the general to Celestia and Luna on my homeworld, accompanied by my faithful friend, Dusty.”
“Judging by the way you were looking at me and sis. I take it that your Dusty died from doing something noble I take it?”
“He gave his life to Fluttershy so she could live. But that was many, many years ago.”
“So if you were the first gravity shifter, how come you’re a pony?” Asked Kat.
“Simple transformation technology. Courtesy of my younger brother. I’ve grown rather attached to it over the years. Wow, I really am starting to sound like an old woman lately. Guess the centuries are finally catching up to me.”
“To be fair you don’t look old. You pretty much look as young as we are.”
“I may look that young, but I’m actually over thirteen hundred years old.”
“Really?” The renegade said in union. “Dang you’re old as hell...no offence or anything.”
“It’s very common among Displaced. A majority are gifted with agelessness, yourselves are probably not an exception to the rule.”
“Maybe, but I don’t want to test that theory out anytime soon. Thanks for helping us out back there.” Said Daidouji.
“I promised to help you. I never break my promises if I can help it. And it sounds like Luna won’t give up finding you, nor the others. Keep that diamond on hand so that you can contact me at any time you need.”
“Noted, so other displaced have these items that allow them to be summoned by other displaced?”
“Yes, every Displaced has the ability to create a totem which is a symbol of who they are. They can be distributed into the Void and to other Displaced throughout the multiverse,” Guardian explained.
“Interesting….we might as well try doing that seeing how we need all the help we could get.” Kumatora said as she pulled out a Mr. Saturn, a ninja scroll, a purple crystal. “Will these do?”
Guardian nodded and opened a vortex. “Before sending them out, imbue them with your essence through a special message.”
“Okay, I am Kumatora the Princess of PSI and technology member of the renegades, if you need any assistance in tech or fighting wise give me a call. ” Kumatora passed the ninja scroll to Daidouji.
“I’m Daidouji, master ninja of the secret arts, call me if you want a sparring partner or need me to knock someone down a peg or two. ” Daidouji handed the purple crystal towards Kat and Dusty.
“Sup I’m Kat Graviton and this is my little brother Dusty or sir fluffy if you wanna call him that.”
“Screw you Kat!”
“Anyway need help from us? Just give us a call and will try to make it to you to help out.” Kat said as handed their items towards Guardian. “There we go.”
“Alrighty, just drop them into the Void.”
Kat opens a portal to the void and chuck their calling card into it. “Done.” She said as the void closed itself up. “Well that was easy. If only it was that easy with most of the stuff we do.”
“I think that’s everything then, my friends. I believe it is time I get going.”
“We hope to see you again Guardian, and again thanks for helping us.” Said Daidouji.
Guardian opened a portal and started to walk through. “Oh and Kat, watch who you tell your name to. You do not want to get mistaken for me. I can promise you it won’t end well as I’ve made a lot of enemies over the years. Toodles~!” And like that, she was gone.
“Okay…...wait what?”
The Renegades of Equestria
The Flames of a Phoenix
Next Morning
Like most mornings, Ember was an early riser. Unlike the last few times though, everypony else she knew though was just asleep. Big Mac and Frost both tired themselves out with the amount of training that they were doing and were asleep in the barn, Applebloom was having a Sleepover at the Carousel Boutique and Caesar was still in recovery back at Zecora’s hut. She wanted to just watch the sunrise that morning, but life had other plans for her as she felt a familiar tug that the Pyromancer had felt two times already. Ember looked at the Grandfather clock in the Kitchen as it read 4:30am on the dot.
“Pfft. Should be simple enough. I’ll be back in time for when I introduce Caesar to everypony else.”
With that, Ember disappeared with a quick flicker of fire, leaving nothing behind except for ashes and cinders.
Meanwhile…
(Few days later)
The Renegades. That’s what they called themselves. Four friends who ended up in Equestria and decided to live by their own set of rules. Especially since how they got there was almost like what happened when you reach 88 miles per hour in Back to the Future. On their journey, they made some friends along the way. Including a Shifter named Kat and a robotic filly that went by the name “SweetieBot”. They had been on the run for the past couple of days after a simple misunderstanding went completely south and now, they were seen as Fugitives just because they fought back against the Royal guards that tried to wrongfully imprison them.
“Tch, I can’t believe we’re labeled criminals just because we defended ourselves from Sunbutt.” Said the Gravity shifter named Kat, as she levitated the car that her and a few other friends that she was with into the air. “I mean really? You expect us to just surrender and go to jail?”
“Well, you did crush Celestia with your gravity powers.” SweetieBot replied. “That’s pretty much frowned upon in Equestria.”
“Don’t forget hitting Blueblood with the car.”
“Shut up, Mike.”
“That’s Dusty to you sis, and you pretty much made things worse for us.” The cat meowed back, rolling his starry eyes.
“Look whatever, let’s just get in the car and leave this place so we can-.” Before Daidouji was able to finish speaking, something peculiar had landed on the windshield. It looked like a burning feather and the looks of it caught the attention of the starry feline.
“Hey guys, any idea what this looks like?”
“It looks like a feather.” Said Kumatora. “A very pretty feather if I do say so myself. Hey Dusty, can you get that and bring it over here so I can take a closer look?”
“Give me a second.” He said as he levitated the feather from outside, into the car. “Think it belongs to a bird?”
“I don’t know. I mean, what bird looks like a burning fire?” Daidouji asked. However, something else was beginning to happen as Dusty’s nose began to twitch. “Uh oh…”
“Ah… ah… CHOO!!!”
“Eww!! Not on my clothes!!” Daidouji complained. “Don’t you have any manners at all, stupid cat!?!”
“Uhh… I don’t think that should be our major concern.” Came the reply from the Filly robot in the back seat as the feather began to go up in a spiral of fire. As the shifter was about to get on the Starry Cat’s case for causing the feather to disappear, something else crashed on the hood of the car, causing the airbags to deploy and smack Kat and Kumatora in the face.
“DAMN IT!!! Now I need to call my State Farm Agent!!!”
“I don’t think that works here-.”
“SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE SUPERPOWERS DAMMIT!!!”
“Um not to get off topic or anything, but I think someone or something hit us?”
“No Sh*t!!” Dusty cursed. That was… Until he realized something. “Hey, who’s the chick on the hood of the car?”
“Don’t know, don’t care. What I do know is that she better have money on her to pay for the damage she caused to my sweet ride.”
“You mean the car that bought from you uncle for $25?” Asked Kumatora.
Around now though was when the smoke began to clear up and the new arrival can see all of them. It was another girl with a long red scarf, Grey t-shirt and jeans with sandals. But also, this was when they saw the extent of the damage of the car. Where the complete front end of it was totaled and machine parts were scattered everywhere. She looked up, now seeing the group of renegades. “So… which one of you summoned me and what the hell is going on?”
“Oh nice going Dusty. You summoned a Displaced by accident, not only that but she totaled our ride.” Kat snarled at Dusty, personally ticked at the cat.
“Excuse you?” Ember retorted, personally confused on what was happening.
“What? Never heard of a car before lady?”
“I have. But for being immortal, I haven’t seen one in over one thousand years. Which reminds me, does anyone smell… burning oil?”
“Uh oh.” Daidouji stated. “EVERYONE OUT OF THE CAR NOW!”
Ember herself dashed off of the vehicle in a burst of ash as she reformed next to where Sweetie Bot was and was soon followed by Dusty. Kumatora, Daidouji, and Kat also got away just in time as the automobile exploded, becoming nothing more that burnt metal and car parts. One of the doors from the car even flew open and landed by Daidouji, which Kumatora snickered and told her that she won “The Door Prize” .
“MY CAR! I ONLY HAD ONE MORE PAYMENT ON THAT!” Yelled Kat, as she focus her attention towards the Displaced Human. “YOU! You better have money or something to repair or replace our ride.”
“Uhh… I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I see anything close to a repair shop around here. Which makes me wonder, can’t you just use your powers to just fly over somewhere or something? You do look like that one chick from Gravity Rush.” Ember did not play a lot of games when she was back home on Earth, but she did see a LOT of gameplay videos and watched her classmates play different games. So she did kind of recognized who Kat was based off of. As for Daidouji, all she saw her to be was a Genderbent Jotaro Kujo.
“Okay one I prefer not to waste energy on doing something like, especially when Sunbutt is after us. Two, that car was the only mean of transportation without us having to spend money on a train ride. Which I might add would of gotten us in trouble with the royal guards.”
“We’re kind of already in trouble-.”
“SHUT UP, DUSTY!!!”
All Ember did was sigh. “Okay, what did you do to get on Tia’s bad side?”
“We ran over Prince Blueblood, beat the living hell out of the Elements of harmony along with stealing them so we wouldn’t be turn to stone. Froze, burn, and/or shocked a few royal guards, and freed Sweetie Bot from her stone imprisonment in the Castle of the royal sisters.” Said Kumatora.
“Well crap, you definitely had to piss her off.” Ember sighed, rolling her eyes.
“Understatement of the f***ing millennium lady, now are you paying, fixing, or repairing the damage you caused to my car?” Asked Kat who was tapping her foot in anger.
“You do realize that I have no bits on me and just some other Displaced’s tokens right?”
“I don’t care if you were hobo, either you’re gonna pay for this or else.” Kat snarled as Ember facepalmed herself.
“And just when I thought that Applejack’s temper during the harvest was bad enough-.”
“Stasis Field.” Kat said as she caught Ember in her field of gravity. Ember’s first reaction to this with the floating debris around her was to use the biggest piece of metal as a launch pad. What Kat had in powers, she had in experience and also speed. With a simple push, she accelerated forward and behind the Shifter, striking her with a burning Roundhouse Kick.
“If that’s all you got, then I’m disappointed.” Ember retorted, spitting at the ground by her own feet.
“In case you haven’t notice you’re dealing with a gravity user remember? Which means I can DO THIS!” Kat’s body turn red as she forced Ember onto the ground. Slamming her down though did something the Shifter never expected. Where the Mancer turned into flames that moved with the wind as she reappeared behind her and grabbed her face.
“I am more than a fire user. I am fire itself. These flames are the flames of a phoenix and can not be dispersed so easily. You seem to only have your powers for a few days. I’ve have over a few generations to master mine. Your arrogance affects your judgement.” When she finished, Ember threw her forward, having Kat land into Dusty.
“......Dusty.”
“Yes sis?”
“Mind making a gravitaional field for the rest of the team?”
“Can’t we just talk this out?”
“..........”
“Fine, I always hate it when you get like this.” Dusty levitated next to Kumatora, Daidouji, and Sweetie Bot and created a field of gravity around them.
“Now then.” Kat cracks her neck then her knuckles. “Let’s see how good you are.”
Ember sighed. “A fool’s mistake is to get their friends involved when they rather stay OUT of the conflict that YOU started. Maybe you should actually listen to your Feline Friend. He actually looks a lot smarter than you when it comes to decision making.”
“The only time I’ll listen to my brother is when sh*t hits the fan, other than that I tend to see how things turn out.” Kat started to stretch her leg muscles. “Plus after what we did to Celestia’s royal guards, and being on the road for the past few days. I’m pretty much bored and I need something to do, and you pretty much-.”
She wasn’t able to finish her sentence when a stretched out arm of fire grabbed her and threw her down against the ground, making her lose her concentration on the gravity field. Next up, The Pyromancer focused on the other two as Kumatora tried to hit her with PK fire
Now she turned towards Dusty. “So… now that the unnecessary fight is over, mind if we talk about this like normal people?”
“Normally I would say yes, but something tells me that my sister says otherwise.” Dusty said as he pointed to his sister smashing a green crystal in her hand along with her friends. “Little bit of advice, this is just like a ff13 battle system…..somewhat.”
“Hey Dusty, you can use your powers to hold them down right? Like how she tried to do it to me earlier?”
“I’m a NPC that only gives out advice. Sorry lady.”
“Says the fact that you’re with a group that says “Screw The Rules” as their slogan.”
“Well it’s better than the last slogan we had.”
“Let me take a guess.” Ember said, folding her arms. “Renegades for life?”
“No, but that would be a good slogan. Our last slogan was F**k you that’s how.”
“And now they’re starting to mess with the wrong Mancer. I basically formed the badlands when my rage erupted back home. But now, I’m part of the Apple Family. You guys met Applejack?”
“Just be grateful I didn’t activate the battle stage. Oh and yes we… met her.”
“She’s my niece back where I’m from. Also, mind if I let you on a little secret? I’ve only been using like fifteen percent of my total strength.” Ember whispered the last part. “Oh and I met Mr. Popo.”
“Cheeky little minx. That would explain why you’re at lvl 100 in this world.”
“Not to mention that I can basically cause Magma to surge from under their feet if I wanted too.” Ember sighed, snapping a finger and having a spout of Magma surge from under Daidouji’s feet.
“Elemental rings, a gift that Spike gave them that nullifies any to all types of elemental magic.” Dusty replied.
“Who said I was using magic?” Ember told her
“IT BURNS!!!!!!”
“You can’t die Daidouji. Remember? Battle stage have been activated the moment she did that.”
“Oh… still, it burns.”
“Big boobed idiot. I’m surprise she haven’t killed or knocked any guy out with those.”
“Sexist.” Ember shot back at Dusty. “Besides, consider this like a training exercise or a Tutorial stage because I’m not planning on killing anyone.”
“Battle stage is set up like a double edge sword.” The Starry Feline told Ember as she looked at the party in front of her. “Both sides are evenly match depending on what level the person is and the conditions of the battle location. Right now, it just one of those tutorial stages seeing how you’re level 100 and these three are only level 10.”
“Right… So what exactly am I teaching them?” The Fire Mancer asked the cat. “Team coordination or working together as a group?”
“No, it’s pretty much item using and accessory boosts. We did the whole team coordination with the Elements of Harmony.”
“Hmm… Should I do something that almost kills them, but teaches them how to use healing items? If so, I got just the thing that I kind of picked up when I met the Ginyu Force.”
“I wouldn’t worry about that. See the speech bubble above them?” Ember looked and nodded her head, only seeing it partially. “That pretty much will explain to them how to use items in battle.”
Then, one second later, the bubble disappeared and Ember used it as her cue to blast them with a burst of Flames. “Wildfire” was the name of the attack, but it significantly reduced their health down to size in a raging inferno. “Did that work?”
Dusty looked at his friends as Kat pulled out a green crystal and smashed it onto the ground. Engulfing the three in a mist a green energy. The mist vanished as the three fighters rose back to their feet, with all their wounds healed. “Does that answer your question?”
“Yeah, it does. Now, isn’t this a two part tutorial?” Ember asked. “You did say that the other half of the tutorial was focused on accesories or whatever the hell the second part was.”
“They can equip or switch between whatever gear they have, it’ll help when dealing with those that use elemental, magic, or physical attack. Not only that, but sometimes an item may allow them to use a spell or two.”
“Like in the Golden Sun games with Djinn?” Ember asked. She remembered finishing Golden Sun: Dark Dawn and how she could use Different kinds of Djinn to perform special abilities and summon various creatures.
“Something like that yes, but that’s with the tokens they have. Let’s just hope they don’t summon Guardian or you’ll be K.O. in one hit.”
“Yeah… Something tells me that they might now listen to you.”
“Maybe, but then again Kat is hard headed at times. Not to mention you wrecked her car so I think she won’t be listening to either of us.”
“Technically, one of you did summon me so you know the location of where
“Yet you couldn’t move out of the way or turn to flames when you were being summoned?”
“One, I was walking through a bright portal and I couldn’t see a damn thing. Two, the moment I could see, I was already on top of the car. and three-.” Before Ember could say three, Kat could be seen channeling a LOT of power around her. “-Is that what you were talking about?”
“No, but I think she figure out how to make a micro black hole.”
“You mean mini?”
“No micro. If she made a mini black hole, then you wouldn’t be here and be sent to lord knows where…… that or kill you just like that manticore they fought when they found Sweetie Bot.”
“Noted. So I’m guessing were almost done?”
“Yeah pretty much.” Dusty told her. “I’m going to turn off the battle system now that we finished with the tutorial.”
“Fine by me. I think I might need to go soon, but I do have a good suggestion for you dealing with the car trouble.” Ember told the cat while the other three girls were walking towards her. “Have you heard of Discord?”
“Don’t you mean Eris? Goddess of Chaos and Discord?”
“Something along those lines.” Ember said. “The point being that since she is a Draconequus and uses Chaos Magic, there’s no limits to what she can do. So basically, if you get on her good side, she can conjure a new car for you guys. Maybe a Porsche if you’re lucky.”
“Kinda hard to get in contact with her when she pretty much trying to keep under the radar from Celestia.”
“Hmm… Then why don’t you try to go to a place where only she would know about. Like the castle of the twin sisters in the Everfree forest?”
“We just came from the Everfree.”
“Huh… If that’s the case, then try going north to Vanhoover or the Crystal Empire. Somewhere where the weather might play a crucial factor to her search efforts.” Ember said, seeing that Dusty was once again holding her summoning token. “Oh and do you guys happen to have a summoning token on you?”
“Yeah we do.” Dusty levitated three tokens. One was a purple crystal, a Mr. Saturn that didn’t seem to be alive to what Ember could tell, and a bento box. “Here you go.”
“Thanks. Oh and please stay safe. All of you seriously got guts to be making Celestia mad. I just hope you three don’t get sent to the sun for your actions.” With that, Ember disappeared in another pillar of fire, leaving behind a burnt patch of ground as she returned to her own world and back to the apple farm that she called home. That’s was when though… Kat could be heard yelling in response to the last statement
“WAIT, WE CAN GET BANISHED TO THE SUN!?! HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!”
End Chapter 10
The Renegades of Equestria
(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)
“Dammit, Dammit, DAMMIT!” Yelled Kat in frustration. “That fucking fire girl wrecked our only means of transportation. Now how are we gonna get to the crystal empire?”
“On foot?” Answered Dusty who was sitting on Daidouji’s head. “Though that might take us longer to get there, and we can’t fly there seeing how most of us can’t fly or last that long in the air.”
“Maybe Sweetie Bot can repair it?” Kumatora suggested.
“Negative, half the parts that we needed are either melted or destroyed thanks to Ember.”
“Figures. Next time I see that walking human torch, I’m gonna punch her in the face for wrecking my car.”
“We might as well just walk our ass to the Crystal Empire for now until we get a new set of wheels.” Said Daidouji. “Plus we better get out of sight before a certain group of ponies find us.”
“Oh please we’re like…….200 miles or so away from the nearest town. I doubt the Element of Harmony or Luna will be able find us.” Just as Kat said that a flash of light appeared in front of them causing them to go blind. A few seconds later as the light started to dim, stood there were the seven familiar ponies. Six were The Elements of Harmony and the other was Princess Luna.
“........You know I don’t know why, but I really gotta shut the hell up.”
“No shit.” Kumatora replied.
“Renegades!” Luna yelled. “We have return to seek vengeance for your crimes against Equestria! Surrender now or face harsher punishment when you return with us to Canterlot for your trial!”
“Like hell we’ll go with you. We didn’t do anything to you jerks!” Yelled Daidouji.
“You ran over our nephew.”
“Only because he was trying to kill us.”
“You froze half the royal guards in ice.”
“Again you can blame Blueblood for that one.”
“Assaulted my sister, the elements of harmony, and me.”
“........I’m not apologising for that, you guys were the ones that started it.”
“Buck you freak!” Yelled Rainbow Dash flipping Kat the bird.
“This is your last chance to creatures, surrender now or we’ll take you in by force.”
“Then you’ll have to take us in by force then huh?” Kat said as she started to glow red. “Ladies time for another fight.”
“Stand back Elements of Harmony.” Said Luna as she drew out her sword. “I’ll deal with them. The moment they are weak, get ready to capture them.”
[Activating Combat Mode]
“Time for you first ever boss fight ladies. In this fight you’ll have to give it your all when fighting a boss like Luna otherwise it won’t turn out good for you four. Anyway in a boss fight you won’t be able to run away from one unless it’s a monster or pony you can’t beat at the moment. If win a fight with certain bosses you might get a sweet new item or you can try to have them join your team as an ally. Right now you can’t at the moment, but for now you’ll just have to settle with the rare item you get after the fight.”
“Well this should be interesting.” Said Daidouji cracking her knuckles. “Need us to assist you Kat?”
“If things turn south then yes, but for now I only need Sweetie Bot to assist me in this fight.”
“You sure about it?”
“Hey I’m dealing with a spoiled Princess who got her flank kicked by Guardian. If she can beat her so can we.” Kat said as she motion Sweetie Bot next to her. “Let’s go.”
“Coming mother!”
“I really wish you would stop calling me that.”
While they were making their way towards Luna. Dusty notice a strange looking device setting next to him. “What’s this?” He asked as he started to bat it around on the ground like a normal cat would do sometimes. During his little play session he accidentally hits the red button on it causing it to beep. “Oh…...This can’t be good.”
(Zaku universe)
“Will you please stop with the Epic Sax guy song!!!!” Jeff yelled in annoyance while Jonathan was busy playing a Saxophone with a couple of Elfen spiders dancing behind him.
“You can’t stop the music Jeff!” Jonathan said and continues playing his saxophone.
“That’s it!” Jeff said and grabs Jonathan by the leg and drags him to the WarpGate Chamber while Jonathan continues playing his saxophone.
Once Jeff reached to the chamber. He activates the portal and sees the frozen waste through the gate.
“This is SPARTA!!!!” Jeff shouted and kicks Jonathan through the portal and sends him to where the renegades are.
(Renegades universe)
A portal appears between Kat and Luna as they stare at it surprised and notice Jonathan appear out of the portal as his saxophone landed at Kat’s feet.
“Dammit Jeff!” Jonathan said annoyed and suddenly notice Kat, Luna and Sweetie Bot. “Am I disturbing something important?”
“Another displaced? Wait this gives me an idea.” Kat thought as she looked at the metal. “Thank god someone came to me and my daughter’s aid. Quick you have to help us, that bitch over there wants to kill us and sell my Sweetie Bot into slavery.”
“Foul whore! When we’re done with you, your fake replica of Sweetie Belle will be used for nothing but parts for Equestria technology and science department!”
“See!”
“Oh you did not just say that!” Jonathan said and faces Luna.
“Out of my way creature, less you want to suffer the same fate as the Renegades.” Luna said pointing her sword at the Zaku.
“Me. I am Sergent Major Jonathan. Member of the Krieg Company of the Grand Griffon Republic Army! Know your place princess. But if you touch any parts of that innocent robotic filly, I will rip your spine from your body painfully.” Jonathan threatened.
“You think you can scare me with your empty threats? Don’t make me laugh fool! I have face many who would claim to do that to me, but failed. Now move out of my way or else you will die along with them.”
“The only one who’s going to die is you Luna.” Jonathan said and takes his machete out as the machete blade burst into green flames as everybody could hear thousands of tortured souls wailing in despair.
FIGHT!
“Fine then you’ll suffer the same fate as that robot will, I wonder if I can convince Celestia if I could make you both into my personal servants/bounty hunters so I could have you both hunt down any more creatures like them.” She said, as she begun to charge at the Zaku with her sword in hand.
Inside of Jonathan, his mind snapped when he heard Luna said the word “servant” causing him to roar like a demon and bashes Luna with his three spike-shoulder causing Luna to cough out blood.
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!” Jonathan yelled as he takes out his Chainsword and activates its chainsaw motor and started laughing maniacally.
“How dare you attack me like that you fiend!” Luna’s horn started to glow as magical chain appear from under the Zaku, and latched themselves onto him.
“YOU THINK THESE CHAINS CAN HOLD ME!?!” Jonathan said in a demonic voice. “I KNOW ALL YOUR SINS AND CRIMES YOU HAVE DONE! THE SOULS OF THE NECRONOMICON KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! AND THEY SEEK JUSTICE FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THEM!!!”
Jonathan easily breaks the chains and brings his Chainsword down but Luna narrowly dodges it and lands a few feet away from Jonathan.
“You missed!”
"I did not." Jonathan said and pulls out his Magnum and fires several rounds at Luna but she blocks every single bullet but one lucky bullet hits Luna's left wing causing her to cry out of pain.
“You think something like that will stop me!” She said firing a beam at him.
Jonathan easily deflects the beam as if it was nothing and grabs Luna by the throat and stabs her several times and slams her right in front of the Elements of Harmony.
"Give up Luna."
“Never!” Luna picks herself up as her wounds are magically healed up. “You are nothing more than monsters that need to be put down for good.”
"And after that, you're just going to kill a mother and take that innocent robotic filly away!" Jonathan yelled.
“She is not a mother! She just a creature with a fake copy of Sweetie Belle!”
"That does not even matter. There's a saying that family is more than just blood! Even if she's a robot, she needs a mother to guide her to a better future."
“A future that they will not have.” She said as she fire another beam at the Zaku.
"Then you shall die!" Jonathan said and bashes Luna to the ground and punches her brutally then he grabs her face and slams it to the snow repeatedly.
Luna struggles to stand up but she receive a kick to the face.
"SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! " Jonathan roared and stabs Luna through her chest causing her to cough out blood.
“Ouch, that’s gonna hurt in the morning.” Said Kumatora.
“Maybe this will teach her a lesson, and leave us alone?” Said Dusty.
“I doubt it.” Said Sweetie Bot pointing at the badly beat up princess. “Sensors indicate that she’ll just keep getting up.”
“Figures much.” Kumatora started to walk up towards the Zaku. “Not to be rude or anything, but that’s not gonna work on her.”
"Then I got an idea." Jonathan said and takes out a strange looking grenade.
“Not that I mean you can’t kill her due to the fact that you’re in combat mode. In it you can’t kill anyone unless they’re evil or something. Like how it is in most rpg games.”
"Who said I was going to kill her?" Jonathan said and tosses the grenade right below Luna and deploys itself and started to drain Luna’s magic from her body causing her to fall to the ground weak.
“Oh so you to can steal a pony’s magic as well.”
“Ability acquired.” Said Sweetie Bot after scanning Jonathan’s grenade. “Drain grenade has been added to weapon inventory for use in future battles.”
“Looks like we got a Terminator here.” A voice said causing everybody/pony to turn around and sees another Zaku. This time the Zaku is painted red instead of green and has a horn attached to it's forehead.
“Evan?” Jonathan said in a surprise tone.“You've been watching us battle this whole time?” Jonathan asked.
“Friend of yours I take it?” Asked Daidouji.
“Yup and a very old friend.” Jonathan answered.
“So not only are you a coward, you call upon other to fight in a one on one battle? You criminals make me sick.” Said Luna staggering to her feet.
“I do not care about your views Luna. But I Care that you tried to separate a family apart.” Evan said coldly and whips out both Beam revolvers and shoot Luna front legs causing her to fall and cry out of pain.
“Beam Revolver acquired.” Said Sweetie Bot. “Scanning for more possible weapons to copy.”
“Girls we gotta help Luna before she gets herself hurt even more.” Said Twilight, as she and her friends stood in front of the lunar princess.
“How dare you do that to somepony that’s weaker than you?” Said Fluttershy, as she flew up towards Evan’s face. “How would you like if somepony did that to you huh? You better apologise to the princess or else.”
“Why don’t you say that to a Kirin child who lost her mother to a Imperialist soldier. ” Evan said coldly. “But you'll wouldn't understand the true meaning and suffering of war.”
“Quite jerk face. You’re just another monster that need to be taken down before you kill somepony.” Said Rainbow Dash as she flew in with a kick to the face of the Red Zaku.
Evan simply sidestep away from Rainbow Dash as she hits the hard snow ground.
“Idiot. But listen closely Element Bearers, go back to where you racist asshole belong and tell this message to your fuck face ruler that if she continues hunting them or even touch or dissect that robot filly, I will not hesitate and bring my squad to where you all live and destroy it. Or better yet, I could tell the Chancellor of the Griffon Republic on what Celestia is doing now and ask him to send an Army and crush Equestria. Do I make myself clear?” Evan said in a low threatening voice.
“We don’t take commands from monsters like you.” Said Luna. “We’re not going to lose to the likes of you!” Luna threw her sword at Evan. Evan was about to deflect the blade back at Luna, but the blade only went past him and was about to hit Sweetie Bot. Only for Kat to push her out of the and pierced her chest which the blade was a few inches close to her heart.
“Fuck…...me…..” Kat said before falling to the ground as blood started to gush out of the wound she had.
“Mother!” Cried Sweetie Bot.
“Son of a bitch! Mark open the Warp Gate! We got a injured displace in need of serious medical attention!”
“You can’t.” Said Dusty. “Once Combat Mode is set in play especially during a boss fight, you can’t escape until said boss is defeated.”
“H-hey I’m fine…...i-it’s just a flesh wound.” Said Kat as she started to hack up some blood.
“Mother please don't leave me!” Sweetie Bot begged.
“Dammit. We don’t have any items that can patch Kat up.” Said Kumatora trying to heal Kat up with life up. “Dammit it’s not working!”
“Good luck with that, my blade is made out a special steel that prevents any type of healing magic. She’s as good as dead.”
“Mark, send in my mech.” Evan said through the comms and on cue, Evan's HA-36X Zel mech was deployed behind him and it's AI locks onto Luna and the Elements of Harmony.
“That’s not gonna kill them will it?” Asked Daidouji.
“Nope but it will make this battle a living hell for them. Rain some pain on them Zel!” Evan ordered.
"Orders received.” The mech said. It notice Rainbow Dash flying at Mach one and heading straight to the mech but the AI reaction was faster and quickly swipes Rainbow Dash away as if she was a fly.
The mech quickly notice Luna slowly getting up but the mech aims it's Heavy-G41 Assault Rifle and empties the rifle entire magazine on Luna. Thinking the mech was distracted, Applejack and Pinkie Pie charge right at the mech but failed to notice that the mech launched its X-99 Ballistic missiles at them. Before they could react, the missiles detonate on impact sending Pinkie Pie and Applejack flying across the combat field.
“Nice.” Said Dusty.
The mech continues its assault as a magic beam hits it making it turn to it's right and sees Rarity and Twilight shooting beams of magic at it. The mech simply aims its V-71 Hellfire Gatling gun at them and rains high caliber, armored piercing rounds at them. And the mech cease fire for the moment and sees Rarity and Twilight lying on the ground unconscious. Once satisfied, the mech turns to it's final target; Fluttershy who is now cowering in fear.
“Your not gonna shoot her are you?”
“Nope.” Evan said.
The mech stares at Fluttershy very eyes and points its rifle barrel at her face and notice Fluttershy tears streaming down her face.
“Dude if your drone does kill or injure her, I will kick your ass.” Said Daidouji.
“Don’t worry, it won’t.” Jonathan said.
The mech continues to stare at Fluttershy and points the rifle away then slowly takes a few steps back.
[Exiting Combat Mode]
“And once again we win…...suck it L-Luna.” Said Kat as she passed out.
“Mark, open the Warp Gate now.” Evan said through the comms and a warp gate opens behind them. “Let’s move.”
“Right.” Kumatora levitated Kat onto a Mr.Saturn flying disk and proceeded into the warp gate along with her friends.
Before the mech enters the portal, it looks back at Fluttershy for the moment and enters the portal along with the others.
(Band of Zakus universe)
Inside the Warp Gate chamber, the warp gate opens as Evan, Jonathan and the renegades including the mech, exits out of the portal and Evan notice a medical team on standby.
“Get her to the medical room ASAP.” Evan ordered and the Elfen Spiders medics quickly made their way towards Kat.
“You sure she’ll be fine?” Asked Dusty.
“She will be. But we didn’t greet each other yet though.” Evan said and notice Lui walking to them.
“Okay…..who are you?”
“Names Evan. This Jonathann.” Gesturing to the Zaku II F2. “And that’s Lui. My second in command and the brains.”
The Hizack looks at them and notice Kat’s unconscious pissed off expression and heard her mumbling something about her car.
“What’s wrong with your friend by the way?” Lui asked.
“Long story short, we’re wanted criminals for accidentally running over Blueblood and Luna attack our friend Kat.” Said Kumatora.
“Well can’t blame you for running over Blueblood, I would not hesitate to blast his brains out and by mean running over, you got a car right?” Lui question.
“Had one until a displaced wrecked it.”
“I could help you with that.” Lui said. “Follow me to the Engineering Bay.”
“Sweet thanks.”
“No problem.”
Two minutes later…
“Welcome to the Engineering Bay.” Lui announced.
“So this is the place to get a new ride?”
“Yes.”
“Do I have to pay for it or something, because as you can see we don’t have any money.”
“No need for that. Anyway let us start your transport selection.” Lui said and pulls a lever revealing more than fifty different kinds of vehicles.
“Well…..you don’t see stuff like this back home.”
“Who cares. Anyway onto our tour." Lui said and walks up to tank. “Here is the HV-15 Spider Tank. It is designed for all terrain combat and transport. It is equipped with a 180mm cannon,Hellfire missiles launchers, GA-4 Vulcan Gatling gun and a smoke grenade launcher. Also it comes with an alternate mode of switching it to spider mode turning the tank into a Walker but it will lose its speed due to the transformation. But before you choose this, there is other kinds of vehicles I must show you.”
“Hm….I’m kinda looking for something that doesn’t have any of the fancy stuff, just something that can take a lot of hits, very good at making turns, and has good speed to outrun anypony.”
“Then I have something for you people. Introducing my latest creation.” Lui said before taking out a remote and pressed a few buttons on it until everybody heard a revving sound and see a well armored car flew over them and performs a drift. “Meet the Vulture Mobile.”
“You sure this car is good?”
“This car design and statistics were inspired from the Batmobile in the Arkham Knight game.” Lui said. “ It is fast enough to outfly or run a Pegasus, it is well armored to take several tank shots even to the strongest attack from the royal sisters. It's tires can change into anything to adapt to any kind of terrains, also it is also equipped with a Forensic scanner to track any trails being left behind. The Vulture is also equipped with an alternate mode called combat mode which increases the vehicles mobility meaning that the tires can spin 360 degrees. The combat mode comes equipped with a 80mm cannon which fires kinetic energy armor piercing shell which can break the scales of a dragon easily even the combat mode has a Vulcan gun which may prove useful to taking out essential weaknesses of your opponents. Also it has a Riot gun which shoots non-lethal rounds which may put your enemy into a short coma for the time being. Oh, also the Vulture has several mini afterburners which will lift the Vulture over blockades and other stuff that may get in your way. And lastly it has a powerful afterburner which will boost the Vulture making its speed near to Mach one but it will take some time to cool down. And by the way it's a six seater also including two more seats at the back of it.”
“Okay I’ll take it.”
"Hope this car will serve you well. Oh I almost forgot to tell you that it can go underwater and is equipped with missiles too.” Lui stated.
“That might be useful later on, but thanks for telling me that.”
“Don't forget, it runs on solar energy as it's fuel source.”
“Noted.”
A Elfen Spider nurses enters the vehicle garage and speaks to Lui for the moment.
“Good news for you girls, your friend just woke up.” Lui said.
“About time she woke up.”
“I wonder how will she react to your new ride?" Lui said.
“If anything like how she was when she got the old one, then I’m pretty sure she’ll like it.”
“Let's find out shall we?”
“This should be interesting to watch.”
Later...
“HOLY CRAP! IS THIS MY CAR!?” Yelled Kat hovering over the team’s new car.
“Yup.” Lui said and started explaining the Vulture features and statistics.
“I only have one question. Does this car allow me to listen to music?”
“Yes it does.”
“Good then I’ll take it.”
“Idiot.” Said Dusty. “Even when you almost got killed your still this stupid.”
“Up yours bitch.”
“Now you guys no need to worry about Rainbow Dash trying to chase your car down from now on.” Lui said.
“Well that’s good to hear.” Said Dusty. “At least we have a new set of wheels so we can get to the Crystal Empire much easier.”
"Why are you guys heading to the Crystal Empire anyway?”
“The mirror world of Equestria. We need to get something from there that can only be found there.” Said Daidouji.
“Need any help with that?”
“Naw we got it. We’re trying to do things ourselves seeing how we’re kinda low leveled at the moment.” Kumatora said as she pointed to the level number above her head.
“Okay then.”
Sweetie Bot was looking at the Zakus from behind Kat. From what Kat could tell she was pretty much scanning the Zakus for anything else he might have up their sleeves.
“Oh and you gonna need this.” Lui said and passes Kat a small remote and a chip.
“What’s this for?”
“The remote is to call the Vulture to you if you face some sticky problems. And that chip your holding is a AI chip. Why don't you introduce yourself. ” Lui said.
On cue a holographic unicorn figure wearing a dress pops out from the chip.
“Greetings, I am your new Artificial intelligence companion. My name is Serena.”
“Oh fancy, I like.”
“Serena will assist you in many ways in the future. If there's any problems with her just call me and I will fix her up.” Lui said.
“You sure she’ll help us?” Asked Sweetie Bot eyeing Serena. “She doesn’t look like she capable to help.”
“She can alright. She can do several functions at the same time.” Lui said.
“Pretty much so. Installing virus firewall into your program.” Serena said and started installing a new firewall into Sweetie Bot systems for a few seconds. “Done.”
“Update acquired. Firewall program have been upgraded.” Said Sweetie Bot still eyeing Serena with a distrustful look on her face.
“I think Sweetie Bot is jealous.” Said Dusty.
“I AM NOT!” Yelled Sweetie Bot as she point a revolver at Dusty.
“Whoa chill! Put the Beam Revolver down please.” Evan said.
Sweetie Bot was hesitant at first, but complied and lower her weapon. “Fine.”
“Good and I think Lui and Mark has a new upgrade for you.”
“What is this new upgrade you speak of?”
“You'll find out soon enough.” Evan said.
The floor below splits apart and a platform with several mechanical arms appears from below.
“I need you to deactivate yourself for awhile so that I can install the upgrades into your body.” Lui said while busy typing in commands on the platform console.
Sweetie Bot was again hesitant about doing that. “How do I know you won’t do anything that could damage me?”
“Its not like I'm going to install a virus to you. But this upgrade will help you and your mother in future battles. And you will be able to defend yourself.” Lui said.
“.......Alright fine, but no funny business or else.” She said as she powered down.
“I won’t. Starting procedure now.”
The mechanical arms activates and starts upgrading Sweetie Bot as the arms removes her armor platings, dispose of it, and detaches her arms and legs while the other arms remove some old parts and replaces it with new parts including a new power core. Once done, they retach a pair of new arms and legs then attaches new armor platings on Sweetie Bot. After adding the last armor plating, the mechanical arms went offline as Sweetie Bot slowly reactivates.
“..........I don’t like the way I look.” She said looking at herself up and down. “Activating editing mode.” In a blink of an eye, a blinding light engulfed almost the entire room. A few seconds later the light faded away as it showed Sweetie Bot wearing a much slimmer and more appealing armor like outfit. “So how do I look now?”
“Great. Now let me explain the upgrades you have. The new armor plating you have is made out of Kevlar Carbon fiber mixed with Grade-S Titanium armor which can take in serious punishment even Celestia overpowered solar beam will be absorbed into the armor thus creating an energy shield.” Lui explained.
“You also have two alternate modes. You have Combat Mode and Flight Mode.” Mark said. “Try turning into Combat Mode.”
“I’ll activate it when I’m in a fight.”
“Anyway moving on, the weapons that are equipped in your Combat Mode is a shoulder mounted 60mm Ballistic cannon which mounted on your left and a heavy Vulcan Gatling gun is mounted to your right shoulder. Also a few extra weapons have been added to your Combat Mode are shotguns, SMG, grenade launchers, plasma blasters and a pair of heat blades which are mounted into your arms.” Mark explained. “But when you're in Combat form, your mobility and speed will be decrease by 25% due to the heavy armor for protection which can take serious damage.”
“Then there's Flight Mode.” Lui said. “Basically you have a pair of wings equipped in you. But this increases your speed to Mach one to Mach three. Your Flight Mode will be equipped with LMGs, Air-to-air missiles and a couple of bombs.”
“Okay.”
“You need anything else?” Evan asked.
“No that’s pretty much it for now.”
“So any ideas?”
“None what’s so ever.”
“Mind sending us back?” Asked Kat.
“Sure thing.” Lui said. “Just give me a moment. I need to insert Serena's chip into the Vulture console.”
“How long will that take?”
“A few seconds.” Lui said and later inserts Serena's chip into the Vulture's console. “Done. Now Serena has full control on the car.”
“Okay so we can leave now?” Asked Kumatora.
“Yup. And here's the car keys.” Lui said and tosses the Vulture keys to Kat. “ You need any help or repairs just call us.”
“Thanks, we will.” Kat said as she and her friends enter into their new car.
“Opening Warp Gate.” Mark said and a Warp Gate portal opens in front of the Vulture.
“See you next time.” Jonathan said and tosses a summoning token to Dusty.
“Yeah will be sure to summon you when we’re in trouble.” Dusty said as he in turn hands Jonathan their tokens.
“Seeya later.” Kat started the engine to their new car, as she push the gas pedal causing the Vulture to go through the Warp Gate.
(Renegades universe)
“Okay so now where are we?”
“Judging by the landscape and not that much plant life around. I think we’re near Appaloosa.” Answered Daidouji.
“Seems like she’s right.” Dusty said pulling out a map. “We’re way far from going to the Crystal Empire.”
“Great. Now what do we do?”
“We might as well get some rest. Don’t want to fight anyone after you near death experience.” Suggested Kumatora.
“Fine we’ll head into town tomorrow, but for now let’s get some sleep.”
“I will locate the nearest town while you and your team rest Captain Kat.” Serena said.
“Okay *Yawns* wake us up is their any hostiles getting near us.”
“Yes ma'am. Activating Sentry Mode.”
Soon the 80mm cannon pops out from the Vulture's hood and slowly scans the area for any hostile targets.
“Don’t kill them, just stun them.”
“Roger.”
The Riot gun appears from the Vulture's hood and attached itself to the 80mm cannon.
“Okay, well goodnight.”
“Goodnight to you Captain Kat.” Serena said.
