Story Husk

Haha lol I dunt even no...

Hey twilight, can I kill you later? Asked Lamebow Mash

Sure Lamebow, you can do anything you want to me, as long as its legal

Juts then, a court judge cam oot (See what I did thar? CANADA) and tolde them aboot how murdering is illegal.

Wow, that sucks. Can I not go to jail if I kill her?

SHURE! Y NOT? The juge said.

Hey, why arent we using quotations when we spek?

Who the hell learned you how to spoke? Some random pony asked.

So the 9 (wtf?) ponies went over to the gem cave and stol lots of gems and ate them.

Y didnt we sell these? We coulda been rich, know we have no mony... Spike said happily

Wtf is wrong with you, why would u be hapy? flutrshy said.

Your grammar is awful, young ones. Maybe I should kill you all so that Equestria can be a better place. I know I've always wanted to kill you. I mean, come on, you guys are so annoying! selestia said.

U r a dick selesta. Kil me 1st.

hoo sayed that bad word "celsta yelled"

you put ur qotashuns at tha wrong spawt: lamebow crash replid

o lololol sory lamebow ill do betr next time

how

by kilin u al

and then they all died the end