While trying to explain Pinkie Pie's... well... Pinkie Sense, Twilight hadn't realized she had invented a mind reading device! After months of sitting decommissioned, Twilight finally finds it while picking through her library's old artifacts. Immediately, she wonders what wonderful things she could use it for! Or... what saucy gossip she can discover with it! But she can't try it on a pony first, she thinks. It'd be too suspicious. So she tries another subject first... and the results are quite the opposite of what she thinks!