It's a hot day in Equestria, the kind of day that boils your brain in its own juices. Anon really just wants to get cool, but the other ponies aren't sharing where their special place is for beating the heat. Still, following them probably isn't such a good idea, especially considering that ominous sign by the beach about Sea Ponies.

Curiosity killed the cat, Anon. Won't you ever learn?
(This is an anonpencil writes drunk oneshot. Beware.)

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