Where am I (edited)

I feel a burning sensation on my face. I opened my eyes and sit up. I look around and see hills and a dark forest in the distance. "Where am I" I say, but then I freeze and I instantly sit up. That was not my voice. It sounds like my Irish voice, but I am not trying to do it.

I look around for anything reflective and saw that my hidden blades, sword and dagger, pistols, and my air rifle are now real. So I take out my sword and looked at my reflection.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"I scream, that was not my face. Well might as well explore the area wait where my morriagn model. I search around for it and find on the ground next to me.

"Alright, most important things to survive food, water, and shelter," I say to myself, wow sounds weird to have a somebody else's voice

Meanwhile in Ponyville

"Aaaaaahhhhhh" is heard all throughout town.

"Hey Twilight did you hear that," asked a blue pegasus mare with Rainbow color hair.

"Yes I did Rainbow Dash, that could only be three things, a monster, some pony is hurt, or they they just met Pinkie," came th response.

" Well I think that is a monster so let's go kick somemonster butt," said Rainbow Dash, a Pegasus with sport legging and a sport bra.

"You know we can't go without knowing what it is" Twilight replied. A unicorn dressed in work pants and blouse with a lab coat.

Suddenly a pink earth pony dressed up in a apron with pants with a lot of stains jump up and tackled Rainbow Dash.

"HeyrainbowDashdoyouthinkwecouldthrowhimaparty," said the pink mare really quickly.

"What, no and can you do me a favor Pinkie," replied Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, what is it," Pinky replied

"Get off me!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"Oke-doky-Loki" Pinkie replied

"If it makes you feel any better we can go check it out with the rest of the gang," Twilight asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, yeah it's better than nothing Twilight," Rainbow Dash replied.

"Good now we wait for Aj, Rarity, and Fluttershy to show up," Twilight responded.

Meanwhile back with Shay

   Aaaahhh nice cooked fish. There is a river nearby where I got these fish. I just found out that I have Shay's eagle vision so I used that to help fish for these fish. Wait now I need to see how much ammo I got for my 2 pistols and air rifle. I check the. And I find that I have 30 bullets, 15 sleep darts, 15 berserk darts, 15 firecracker darts, 15 sleep grenades, 15 berzerk grenades, 15 shrapnel grenades, 15 smoke bombs and 5 throwing knives.Plus it seems when I use one another one takes its place. Well that's actually pretty good because at the con these were all foam and plastic. Well now it's time to find some civilization. Maybe there is something over that hill. One more thing I can free run seems to be since I look like Shay, that I also got his skill.

   It takes me a couple minutes to reach the top of the hill, but I finally manage to make it to the top. I saw a apple orchid, wow so I could have just gone over this hill to see civilization. I guess I should have done scouting the area better. Well might as well take some apple for the go. Wait the farmer might not like it so, I'll just use my fist I wouldn't want to have a bad first impression. I walk up to the closes and climbed up the tree and grabbed a couple apples. Well I took one more for now. I jump down from the tree and started walking to the farmhouse that I saw from the hill.

I activated my eagle vision to see 2 red colored people that are hitting the apple trees causing them to fall? I stealthily sneak up near them to eavesdrop on them. I got close enough to so that I could knock her uncounsious if I wanted

"Big Mac I think you need to rest you have been working 9 hours straight," I hear to come from what appears to be a talking horse that appears to have human traits? Wtf?

Well it's time to introduce myself to them.

I walk out from my hiding spot and the big red horse that looks like a stallion and orange mare turn around to see me.

"What? Never seen a human before? Well hello," I say really awkwardly.

"What are you, varmint?" demands the orange talking mare."Who are you?" she adds.

"The name is Shay Patrick Cormac," I say like a boss.