My little pony : rogue

"What," answers the mare.

"I said that my name is Shay Patrick Cormac, what are you deaf." I answer.

"Well no since you gave us your name we might as well tell you ours" she answers

"My name is Applejack and this is my brother Big Mac," Applejack replies pointing to the red stallion.

I silently snicker at Big Mac's name but they don't seem to notice. I wonder if his boss name is McDonald.

"What are you," I ask them

"Well we are ponies," Applejack answers.

"You don't look like any pony I know. Well I must be on my way," I ask them," oh by the way is there a town around here."

"Yes just go down that dirt road and you will run into a small town Ponyville," Applejack answers.

"Oh an what country is this," I ask.

"Equestria," she answers

There seems to be a lot of horse puns in this country, I mean come on Ponyville, Equestria.

"Well have a good day," I say to them and I start my walk to the town they call Ponyville.

  During the walk I notice how medieval the roads and that farm look. Soon I notice the outline of a town in the distance. It seems there are more walking ponies in town so I decided to go stealth mode. I climb what appears to be a bakery that looks like a ginger bread house. Soon I hear whispers like when their is a stalker around, so I activate my eagle vision to see that their is a pink pony wearing an apron  trying to catch me off guard in an alley. I take out the air rifle and load a firecracker dart. I shoot behind her and she jumps at it, I which I jump on her. I knock her to the ground and extend my hidden blade and hold it to her neck.

"What is your name?" I ask her.

"My name is Pinkie Pie." She happily answers.

"What's your name?" She asks me.

"Shay Pactrick  Cormac." I replied. She looked like she was high.

"Hey what are you doing to our friend!" I hear a shout I look up to see Applejack, a purple mare in a lab coat, a yellow mare wearing what appears to be hippie clothes, a blue mare a sport bra and leggings , and a white mare wearing a dress with diamonds covering the entire thing.

"Oh come on," is the only thing I say.