You know, one thousand years trapped inside a statue can really be...what's the word...infuriating. I mean, I did Celestia a favor, destroying Discord as soon as he was blasted by those Elements of Harmony! I even helped those two obtain the Elements! I mean, sure, I was planning to take over Equestria, and I also backstabbed Discord, since, you know, I said I would help him and all, but who really cares about the details? Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the master of dimensions...pleaser of crowds...Dimentio! But, originally? I was just a guy in a Dimentio costume, looking for a pair of gloves to finish my outfit, who just so happened to run into the wrong merchant.

And I would tell you the whole story, but considering I was just freed from my prison by three little fillies, I think it's best if I go take over Equestria now. But this time...I'm not going to be so merciful with my tactics. Ciao!