The Immortal Human

by Saw Star

Dark Messiah

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"Oh my god... fuck these delegates.." Chris moans, exhausted as he turns and collapses on his back on Lunas bed as she puts her head on his chest.

"I see they aren't much help when it comes to certain issues." Luna says as she kisses her human lover.

"Well its getting dark now... suns setting... I will still have enough energy to see you raise that beautiful moon." Chris smiles as he kisses his beloved mare deeply as their tongues dance around each other.

Luna pulls away with a blush, "Yes I will get to my duties at a quarter till eight."

Chris smiles as he gets up and takes off the top part of his robe and kicks off his boots. He walks to the balcony and enjoys the cool night air as Luna walks behind him and spreads her wings before she takes flight. Chris watches Luna take off and use her magic to slowly raise the moon high into the sky as he props himself up on his elbows, not having to wait too long before Luna finishes the task at hand and returns to him.

"You may now sleep my dear, I know how exhausted you must be." Luna says, nuzzling him as Chris hugs her.

"Thanks, i'm sorry I cant enjoy the night with you as much as i'd like, I have to be with Celestia tomorrow for a negotiation between the emissary from the griffon kingdom and us. Not that i'd be giving them a warm welcome..." He says with sarcasm as he rolls his eyes.

Luna nods as she lays her head on her mates chest, "You want to do a little play before bed?"

Chris looks down at her as she flutters those beautiful eyes at him, "Oh you little tease!" he grins as he leaps on her causing her to shriek in delight as the sounds of a creaking bed echoes through the night.

Chris' Dream

"What the hell?? Where am I? Luna? Honey?" Chris calls out, confused and lost as he was stuck in another plane of reality, what he did not expect was the chilling laugh of a evil mare that he thought he prevented.

"Your beloved Luna is not here right now human." Nightmare moon announces as she steps from the shadows.

Chris springs out his wrist blades, "What do you want Nightmare Moon? You've already been stopped and now Luna won't ever be you!"

She laughs, "You foolish human, I have a fall back plan in case my first plan failed... now that you are in my world. I WILL NOW TAKE YOU!"

The evil that once held onto Luna used her magic to infect Chris with a deep evil, the darkness and shadow seeped into his human soul and grew darker and darker. Nightmare Moon laughed and laughed thinking she had won and will take Chris as hers. What she hadn't expected was that Chris was already born in the shadows, he took the darkness that Nightmare Moon infected him and reformed it, made it his own.

As the white robes turn black, chains draping his torn and tattered cloak, he holds out his hands and curls it into a fist as the leather gloves stretched. The dark shroud enters his body as he looks up, smiling with a row of sharp teeth, his eyes red as fire.

"What... what is this! This is not what the spell I cast!" the evil mare panics as the enlightened shadow moves towards her, he holds out his right hand and pulls off his glove as a beam of blue energy shoots out and hits Nightmare Moon, causing her to scream in pain until she disappears in a wisp of smoke.

"I WILL MAKE YOU MINE MARK MY WORDS!" She screams before disappearing.

-

Chris wakes up suddenly, breathing quickly and heavily as he was covered in sweat, he looks over to Luna who has fallen asleep peacefully next to him, he checks the clock to see it was 4 am. He sighs as he rubs his face and gets out of bed to get a drink of water from a nearby pitcher that a servant had placed probably not too long ago.

He takes a cup and pours a drink as he quickly gulps it down, only to pour two more cups and drinks it down.

"Fuck how am I so thirsty?" he asks himself.

He gets back to bed and tries his best to go to sleep. He smiles knowing his princess is next to him and keeping him company as he falls back to sleep till his alarm wakes him up.

"Ahhhh fuck..." he groans as Luna whines and hugs. He smiles as he manages to crawl away from her and gets up.

"i'll try to get off early as I can my love." he kisses her as she snuggles into her covers and flutters her eyes at him.

He smiles at her as he gets himself clothed and ready for the negotiations between the Gryphons and Canterlot. He arrives at the throne room to secure it as the Royal Security Ponies soon enter to take their positions before Princess Celestias arrival.

The trumpets sound as the door burst open, the radiant sunlight fills the room as Princess Celestia walks in, the guards salute her with spears standing tall. Chris kneels as Celestia takes her seat upon her throne and looks to Chris then smiles.

"I trust you had a good nights sleep? With my sister no less." She giggles as Chris smiles and lets out a content sigh.

"Yes princess I did. It was nice." he said casually as the pony announcer calls for the emissary from the gryphon kingdom. The tall fearsome looking half lion, eagle being walks in and spits at one of the guards hooves but the discipline for the guard was strong as he did not react.

"So that is the little insect that killed my men was it?" he demands as he points to Chris.

"I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PLATTER!" He screeches as Chris gets up and looks at the gryphon.

"How about fuck off." the bodyguard responds as the gryphon tilts his head and wonders what he meant,

"I would politely ask that you recompose yourself, you are representing your kingdom and so far you are not doing a good first impression." Celestia warns as the gryphon laughs.

"I wasn't sent here for pleasantries you pony wench! My king sent me here with a course of demands! Surrender your kingdom or watch it burn to the ground!" He threatens, Chris growls and would not stand for this asshole calling Celestia a derogatory term.

"HOW DARE YOU!" He points at the gryphon as the guards surround him with their spears

"I should have your head and sent back to that fatass you call a king! If he wants a war, we will give him a war!" the human responds as the ponies stomp their hooves in a beat.

Chris jumps down as he walks towards the gryphon who couldn't do anything as he was surrounded by spears,

"PONIES WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!" he yells out, they respond with a loud roar,

"HAAAOOO!! HAOOOO!! HAAOOO!!" they all yell in sync while raising their spears.

He stomps his foot on the ground and slams his left hand against his right arm as he starts the newly formed Equestrian army chant,

"WE ARE READY! YES WE ARE READY!
THE PONIES OF EQUESTRIA ARE READY FOR WAR!
ENEMIES BEWARE! COME FORWARD AND FACE US WE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN! "

The gryphon was surprised that such espirit de corps and motivation came from one human as the ponies stomp their hooves in sync and growl, Chris does body gestures based on the New Zealand haka war dance as he slams his chest and holds out his arms and forms an attack stance while slowly forcing the emissary to retreat.

"BE STRONG WARRIORS OF CELESTIA! WE WILL GATHER THE ENERGY OF THE SUN TO STRENGTHEN OUR BODIES TO FIGHT THE ENEMY!
RISE UP SOLDIERS OF EQUESTRIA! WE WILL FIGHT TO DESTROY OUR ENEMIES AND SEND THEM TO THE PITS OF TARTARUS!"

The emissary got out as quickly as he could and took off in flight towards his territory as Chris seethes and the Royal Security Ponies hold their stance, snorting in pent up energy as Celestia slams her hoof down.

"THAT WILL BE ENOUGH MY ROYAL GUARDS." She bellows out as the ponies move to return position and Chris moves to his place next to Celestia.

"I wonder where did that come from if I may ask?" Celestia looks to her human as he smiles

"The New Zealand Haka, a tribal war dance from my world. It is a very motivating movement that is basically used to intimidate the enemy and establish unit cohesion. It worked now didn't it? If the king calls for a war, he will surely get it." He says as Celestia shakes her head.

"But my goal was to prevent it. I do not want any of my little ponies to come to harm." She explains as Chris looks up at her

"Whether you liked it or not Princess, war is coming, and we need to prepare for it." he warns as Celestia sighs.

"I guess you're right Chris, you are my close advisor after all." She says as Chris bows his head low.

"Anything we need to take care of Princess Celestia?" He asks as Celestia recieves a scroll from midair.

The letter was from the gryphon king stating he would rather have peace then war, to which Celestia was happy to settle for. Chris eased up a lot more now that the threat level has been lowered. The small show they put on has done the trick, and he was sure what had transpired would reach Princess Luna when she would awake.


Author's Note

Man i have been pushing these chapters out for a while. Gonna need a break... anyways for those who have never seen a new zealand haka, imagine Celestias royal security ponies doing this, with Chris leading the chants:

sorry if this is lacking...

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