FluttershyView OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotFluttershyHappy with one pony off her shit list, Rainbow Dash flew to Fluttershy's cottage. She burst through the door, obliterating it into a million pieces. "Rainbow Dash, what's the matter?" Fluttershy asked. "YOU, BITCH!" Rainbow yelled. "Why would you say such a mean thing?" "THE GODDAMN MARE DO WELL! DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT USING WINGS! YOU'RE LUCKY I WAS STEAMING WITH RAGE! I WOULD'VE KICKED YOU FROM HELL AND BACK, BITCH! YOU'RE JUST SOME SHY LITTLE PUSHOVER WHO CAN'T SAY 'DO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FLAMING CACTUS!' I'M SURPRISED YOUR STILL A VIRGIN! SOME DUDE COULDA RAPED YOU, YOU'RE SO DUMB! I'M NEVER GOING TO BE YOUR FRIEND EVER AGAIN!" Fluttershy was in the corner of her cottage, crying a river. She heard everything Rainbow Dash said. It hurt Fluttershy, but deep down, she knew it was true. She begun thinking about how stupid the plan was. Any pony who knew Twilight was aware that her aura was magenta. "AND THAT'S NOT ALL, BITCH! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING KINDNESS! 'Oh, Rainbow Dash, I gonna be as kind as can be and MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG PILE OF SHIT!' WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! OH, I KNOW! SOME DUMB LITTLE BITCH NAMED FLUTTERSHY! I'M GONNA FUCK UP SOMETHING DEAR TO YOU FLUTTERSHY!" Rainbow Dash went behind Fluttershy's cottage. Fluttershy was full on bawling. Twilight said the plan was foolproof, not Dash proof. She watched in horror as Dash took all of her animals and threw them into the Everfree forest. Rainbow Dash left after that.
RarityView OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotRarityRainbow was on her way to the Carousel Boutique with a storm cloud. "RARITY, YOU PRISSY MOTHERFUCKER! COME OUT NOW!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "Yes? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rarity screamed. Rarity couldn't believe her eyes. Her home, the Carousel Boutique was set on fire. "I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH YOU ANYMORE, BITCH!" Rainbow Dash yelled before she left.
Twilight SparkleView OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotTwilight SparkleEverybody was off Rainbow's shit list except for one. Twilight Sparkle. Once Rainbow arrived, she obliterated the door like she did with Fluttershy. "YOU SNOOTY UPTIGHT MOTHERFUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH BEST SHOW HERSELF!" Rainbow yelled. "Oh, Rainbow Dash, hi!" Twilight greeted. She instantly regretted her words. Rainbow knocked Twilight out of breath by punching her in the stomach. "CUT THE BULLSHIT, SPARKLE! YOU TRIED TO HELP ME, MMMMKAY?! YOU WERE CONCERNED, BUT INSTEAD OF VOICING THAT, YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!" "Rainbow Dash," Twilight has a coughing fit. "What are you doing?" "Mare Do Go To Hell, Twilight. YOU ARE STUPID TWILIGHT! PONYVILLE'S TOO GODDAMN RETARDED TO NOTICE MARE DO WELL HAS WINGS AND A HORN! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP, TWILIGHT!" Rainbow Dash yells. Twilight can only look at Rainbow Dash. A cyan hoof collides with her face. Twilight falls down. Twilight got bucked on her horn, putting it in excruciating pain. The rest is a blur to Twilight. The last thing she sees before her world does black is the Element Of Loyalty being smashed by Rainbow Dash.
Dear Princess Celestia.......View OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotDear Princess Celestia......."WHAT HAPPENED TO TWILIGHT?!" Celestia yells. "Rainbow happened. Just like it did on mah farm, Fluttershy's animals, Pinkie Pie's party cannons, Rarity's boutique, and th' Element of Loyalty." Applejack explained. Celestia kept looking at the damaged body of Twilight Sparkle. "What drove her to such.....such violence?" Celestia asks. The girls each explain their share of the story. Celestia's face goes from happiness, to mild disappointment, and finally to full blown dissapointment. "Girls, how would you feel if you were Rainbow Dash?" "Like shit," Fluttershy muttered. "Your plan was not foolproof, my little ponies. I'm sorry to say, all of you deserved this. You need to apologise to Rainbow Dash. Where is she anyway?" Celestia asked. "She went away," Rarity said. "I remember screaming 'YOU ARE NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE WANTED HERE! GO YOU....... YOU.......... BITCH!' To her. I'm sorry, everyone. So, so sorry." Rarity begins to cry. "You're partly the reason, Rarity," Rainbow Dash says as she trots over to the group. "The other reason was because I had to claim my dead aunt's stuff. And....... And....... I'm sorry. I fixed the element. I'm glad Twilight survived my attack." "Other Mane Six and Princess Celestia are requested by Twilight Sparkle," A hospital lady announces. The mares trot into Twilight's hospital room, to see Rainbow Blaze, Twilight Velvet, Shining Armor, and Night Light. Rainbow cringes. Rainbow Dash only has a second before she's attacked by Twilight Velvet. "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BABY!" She screams. Celestia uses her magic to remove the mother from the fight. "Tell the story. I would like Twilight to say also. Oh, it starts with her too." Celestia says. As the story is told, the other ponies did the same expression range as Celestia did. "Well, she never did learn not to brag," Rainbow Blaze says. "But, voicing concerns are better than making people feel like shit." "No wonder where Rainbow got her potty mouth," Twilight mumbled. "I should've done that. And to be honest, I expected this to happen. I just didn't know how bad, though. I'm sorry Rainbow Dash. I truly am." "I'm sorry too," Rarity says. Each of Rainbow's friends gives and apology. "I'm sorry too guys," Rainbow says. *Cue fade to black and the ending of the breakfast club* "Great movie!" Said Filming Star. "No wonder it won." "No problem, hard getting that you know," Scootaloo replied. The crowd applauded. "Everything's fake too," she adds.
ApplejackView OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotApplejackRainbow Dash was sick of hiding her feelings. Her friends had allegedly 'helped her' by saving ponies. Rainbow Dash took off flying towards Sweet Apple Acres. She was going to rant the hell out of her friends. In ABC order. She spotted Applejack sitting under a tree. "I need to talk to you. Like, right now. It's important." Rainbow Dash said. "If it's about th' Mare Do Well incident, Ah'm sorry." Applejack said. Rainbow kept her angry expression. "Applejack,Do you know how much you hurt me! Did you say 'Oh, Ah know let's be pricks to Rainbow Dash! We can fuck 'er with it. We're th' best friends ever!' Hmmm? Did you ever take my feelings into account? 'Oh, Ah get ta mess with her first!' 'Her actions speak louder than words' Applejack, why? Sure, I got carried away with bragging. YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT! YOU KNOW WHAT, APPLEJACK?!" "Do Ah know what?" "MARE DO GO TO HELL!" Rainbow yelled. "YOU FUCKED UP, APPLEJACK! YOU SURE FUCKED UP! NOW, I FUCK WITH YOU!" Rainbow Dash dragged Applejack outside. She flew high enough to do a Sonic Rainboom, a safe distance from Applejack. "READY FOR YOUR FARM TO GET FUCKED?! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SAY NO!" Rainbow Dash yelled. She could hear apologies, but she didn't care. Time moved slowly for Applejack. First, she registered what was gonna happen. Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom would wipe out half the orchard and shake up the barn and kill lots of animals. Slowly, Rainbow flew down. Slowly, a cone formed around the cyan Pegasus. Slowly, a rainbow ring destroyed the orchard. Applejack started to cry. "I'M NEVER BEING YOUR FRIEND AGAIN! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EVEN WHEN EQUESTRIA'S TAKEN OVER BY EVIL RAPIST AND WE NEED THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY TO SAVE US! DON'T SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN!" Rainbow Dash yelled. It only made Applejack cry harder. "I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL APPLEJACK!"
Pinkie PieView OnlineThe Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lotPinkie PieGrinning with two ponies off her shit list, Rainbow went to Sugarcube Corner to get Pinkie off her shit list. "YOU PINK POOFY HAIRED ASSHOLE BETTER GET OUT HERE!" Dash yelled. Pinkie was surprised at Dashie's outburst. "What Dashie?" "YOU LYING ASS CUNT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH TRICKING PONYVILLE?! 'Oh, the ponies here are TOO FUCKING RETARDED, and won't care about THE IMPORTANCE THAT MARE DO WELL HAS A HORN AND WINGS! She'll be a FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS, and no pony won't question it!' YOU'RE DAMN WELL WRONG, PINKIE PIE! HOW FUCKED UP ARE YOU?! CAN'T SMOOTH DETAILS OUT!" Pinkie felt tears welling up in her eyes. Rainbow Dash, her bestest friend out of her best friends was yelling at her when she was trying to help her. She had to admit, it was her job to smoothen things out with the plan, but she failed. Now Rainbow was mad at her. "I'M GONNA FUCK SOMETHING OF YOUR'S UP, PINKIE PIE! JUST LIKE APPLEJACK AND FLUTTERSHY! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PARTY CANNON!" Rainbow Dash returned with Pinkie's party cannon. She smashed it in front of Pinkie's eyes with a sledgehammer with 'BITCH, YOUR A LYING ASS CUNT' painted on it with red paint. Rainbow Dash left Pinkie, and the whole shop, bewildered.