Chapter Craptastic

Some of you may wonder why Celestia was wide mouthed at the explanation of the main characters mouth words. Well. This is basically the rundown he gave the princesses.

"My world is pretty damn fucked up. Half the planet is a wasteland, and the closest thing we have to civilization is kingdom bordering on tyranny. It's called Equator Regnum. It's huge and basically lawless sans the closest settlements to the capitol. Some people used to call it the ring kingdom because it's was shaped like a ring, duh. It was like a stretch of mostly independent settlements around the equator of the planet, the gem being the capitol. But now, even though it goes around the equator, most of the settlements think of themselves as independent of the kingdom after the young king found out he had so much power when his father died.

Now, the wasteland. I lived their, along with the most demented people around. Most of them are insane and in one way or another, but you can find a town or two out there. The royal army keeps most of the people born in the wasteland in the wasteland, and doesn't let them pass to the other side of the planet or Equator Regnum. The place is the closest thing we have to hell besides the damned place itself. I've killed a few thousand people just to survive. I think  a third of that number was in self defense though, so don't fret.

The other side of the planet is just wilderness. Lots of people try to settle there, but they usually get picked off by the wildlife. I never read up much on the place though.

Not the most educated of explanations, but do you know everything about everything about the planet you live on? No. Also, don't say some dumb shit like "Yes I do" Then google everything to know about the world today and copy paste it.