Chapter 5: I'm back baby! AHM' BACK IN BLACK!

I gave Celestia and Luna the rundown of basically what my world was like and they were appalled. They were all wide mouthed like the prostitute I hired a few weeks prior. Trained gag reflex my ass. In turn they gave me the rundown of their world. I was kind of half tuned into the conversation about halfway through, and for a good reason. These two ponies with maybe enough power to take out a cadet of the royal army? They were two of the most POWERFUL creatures in the world as a whole. I mean, damn. They were considered goddesses. Keep in mind, I am NOT nice whatsoever. My mind was clouded by the thoughts of what kind of shit I could do.

My favorite so far was trying to convince them I was some kind of God. Luckily, I could get a good reaction out of them since they hadn't noticed my magical power. I had several runes burned into my back. Two of them made my 'magical container' increase sevenfold and the other two burned into my back concealed my magic in a way. Increased my container slightly more since it stopped it from overflowing and being detected. The other one was actually meant to conceal my magic so my cover wasn't blown whenever I went into town for milk.

Getting those things burned on was a hard thing to pull off as well! First, I had to craft a brand of sorts that had the shape of a rune, then I had to back up into them m whilst they were white hot. Good thing I was a necromancer and could more or less control my pain levels. The runes were always covered by my clothing which consisted of, of course, some ragged cloak and a mask. People never usually saw my mask, since it was hidden in the shadow of my hood, but it was there. One side was black and the other was light grey. The black seemed to be seeping into the grey side. Some might say it looks like me. One side was black and evil, the other was grey, more rational, but my evil side was more dominant. I say it's some cool mask I found a corpse.

I was currently sitting, or more accurately, lounging with my feet up on the table with some other ponies. Celestia and Luna were sitting on either end of the long table we were currently seated at. I sat to the left of Luna, she had just finished briefing me about all the other ponies. I liked her the most and I had a feeling she was starting to warm up to me. The ponies that were beginning to fill the middle seats included Shining Armor, Cadence, Twilight Sparkle and Blueblood.

The first pony to enter into the large room was Twilight Sparkle.

The big tall doors were pushed open my purple colored magic as she entered. The alicorn quickly scanned the room before her eyes locked onto me for a few creepy seconds. I swear I saw some kind of lust to sate her thirst for curiosity. I was thousands of times more powerful than her and I felt unsettled. Damn. She finally snapped her eyes onto Celestia and giddily trotted over to her. Celestia hugged her while sitting down because she was big boned or something so she could be lazy as fuck. She took her seat near Celestia. They seemed close. She was lavender with dark purple hair that had a lighter purple, almost pink, stripe running through it. (( Authors note: Kinda like Stocking ))

The next runner up was none other than Shining Armor the Jock, and Cadence (don't make me spell out her full fucking name) the Damsel in Distress. Actually now, I had a feeling Cadence was the kind of person (pony if you will) that dominated in the bedroom. The pretty-pink-pony-princess looked like she had anorexia, but looking at her gave me a weird feeling. One I hadn't felt in a long time... was it love?

Hell no! I think it was a bowel movement or something. Sometimes when I regenerate a large part of my body my bodily functions reactivated for a while since I was technically dead. Sort of. A little. It makes kinky nurse role play awkward when they try to find a heartbeat.

Jock was a white white with a blue mane or something. Pink Pony Princess was A pink Pony Alicorn Princess.

Once the ponies took their seats Shining Armor was looking at me like I had kicked a puppy. In the face. It was his puppy. Quite tragic. But what he didn't know was that the puppy knew things It shouldn't have known! He was part of a secret agency run by Luna wh- and I'll stop right there. I didn't pay him much mind. Just then I noticed Cadence try to subtly read my thoughts. The spell felt very unrefined and seemed to only be able to read emotion, then translate the emotion into a rough estimation of thoughts, but just in case I started to chant something under my breath to protect my mind from even the most powerful of mind spells.

"Rubber Ducky, you're the one,

You make bath time lots of fun,"

I could see her face scrunch up in a look of concentration before she mouthed the words, 'Rubber Ducky?' Mission successful.

Next was Blueblood he pushed the doors open and loudly trotted in, making sure everyone knew he had entered. When he sat down... he just stared at me like I was worthless scum. Hmmmm. I didn't want to take action and make him a splatter on the wall until I  revealed my true power. Because that made it more fun. Now, what you've all been waiting for, DIALOGUE! By the way, the pompous ass looked like a privileged nazi.

"So," Sunbutt began,"As you know, I have invited you all here today" She glared at Blueballs, who wasn't actually invited, he was just told something important was going on and waltzed his pompous ass over here. "to discuss him," She nodded to me and all heads turned to look at me. And they kept looking at me. "He has requested to be called 'Lich'.

"Fos? Hi mindok, niidro vopruzahvun wah minz." ["What? You know it's impolite to stare."] They all looked at me a few more seconds before they looked at the princesses, who seemed to have shock all over their pretty little faces. They must be older than they looked.

"Anyway, why are we having this meeting, you never really told me, though, I can make a few guesses." I asked.

"Uhm, Oh, right. Well, we're here to ask you some questions. I invited guests for their opinions. Shall we begin?" Celestia asked. I nodded in agreement, and she began the interrogating me.