"Pom Pom" The Pomeranian Has An Unorthodox And Eerie Undertaking In A Land Full Of Equestrian Beings

And there I stood, Observing the strange creatures from a distance atop a hill. A bench on the hill was harboring a grey and seemingly exhausted creature. I decided not to near it, as these beings might have high aggression levels. It immediately got up, yelled random nonsense, and then galloped down the hill's incline. I tilted my hat slightly, as the creature had produced wind speeds in which would slightly tilt my hat off of my head. I moved my cane forward and began slowly down the incline. I made sure to make close observations of the grass and the materials that were on the ground. I got on my hind legs and began to sniff the ground. It had a normal musky grass scent. I got up, and affixed my hat again. As I picked myself up with my cane, I faced forward to the town like structure that I have been studying. None of these beings have noticed me yet. I then begin to plan my next course of action.

I wonder if these creatures would be willing to help. They obviously must be civilized, based on their established communication with each other, and their many structures. I strut across the smooth dirt path that lay between me and the town, and enter it. I notice many of the beings display a severely confused and scared expression when eyeing me. An equestrian walks in front of me, with a sort of amazed look on its face. I halt, and begin to observe the creature. It is marvelous to get a good and close look at these things. Its body was a light pink, and its hair was a darker hue of pink. Its hair was a little bizarre and soft looking. The thing began to speak to me.

"Oh my goodness, you are so cute! What is your name little guy?", It asked with an overwhelming amount of enthusiasm. The being was surely peppy and upbeat, not to mention its body movement was spastic. I was relieved that these creatures spoke English. I took a little bit of offense and suspicion from what the creature had said, as it seemed it was speaking down to me. I shrugged it off, and answered its question.

"I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. It would be of great help to me if you would remove yourself from my path."

The being expressed a sort of shock. It stepped back a bit, but not out of my path.

"I regret to inform you that I can not allow myself to stay in this position for an extended period of time, for I have tasks that need completed.", I said, with irritation in my tone.

"EVERYONE! ITS A TALKING DOG!", the thing blurted quite loudly.

I decide not to proceed in any violent action, so I simply go around the creature. As I walk past it, I turn around and spit toward it, as what all creatures with disrespect deserve.

"NO! WAIT! COME BACK! I WANNA SHOW YOU TO MY FRIENDS!", It spurted in a plea of desperation. I simply kept walking further into the town. Every being I went by seemed amazed and mesmerized.

I can not exactly put my paw on why the creatures here seem to be acting this way towards me. They might be barbaric, but as proven before they can speak languages and have built many structures. My conclusion is that those creatures have been designed to be rude and disrespectful towards everything. I need the samples so I can get out of this unpleasant estate. If I were to get out of here more quick like, then I must gather the dna samples from one of these creatures. As I see it, this world is insignificant. I will do as I please. The disrespect of me deserves severe punishment. I will take no prisoners.

I see an empty podium with a little stand accompanied by a microphone. Seeing as this was a perfect opportunity to state my presence, I walk to it. As I climb up to it, I have a few difficulties getting up, as everything here seems to be a little bit larger than me. I use my cane as support as I stand to the microphone.

"Beings of this world, it would be to your greatest benefaction if you were to listen to me right now."

The creatures came from corners, with their ears perked, they galloped over here and such. After some loud chatter and astonishment from the building crowd, they gave a blank and awkward stare.

"Ahem. I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I have came here to collect dna samples. I will leave as soon as I get these. I would ask for any brave and unimportant volunteers from your tribe."

I raise my brow as the creatures begin to jump and fumble about. Some scream, some turn to their friends and engage in conversation.

"I will do what is only absolutely necessary to receive these samples. Unless you want a dark fate, I ask of you to provide me with one of your own kind."

The crowd went silent for a moment. Then the crowd burst out in a very condescending and inhospitable laughter. I decide I will take no more of these barbaric and unimportant creatures looking down on me.

"You all are disrespectful hooligans. I ask of a simple request and you must act a fool. I hope you have the capacity to understand that I do not take to being insulted well."

The crowd became a mixed roar of laughter and woos, only becoming more irritating and migraine inducing. One of these things yelled from the crowd to what I can only describe as fighting words.

"You are so cute! I love this little joke you are putting on! Ha ha ha!"

As soon as these words hit my ears, I growl into the microphone. The crowd turns into a mumble once more.

"Do you have the utmost unwillingness and blackness in your mind to call my presence a joke?! Do you think my profession and my whole life is just a sick joke?! Do you think I do not matter one bit?! Can you creatures not process any sort of respect?! It is an honor to have me set foot upon this land! You should at least act a bit civilized!"

Hushed whispers and more astonishment is expressed throughout the crowd. The crowd becomes separated as a single creature walks through the separated crowd. It seemed to be of a higher rule then the rest of them, and when the crowd saw it they took no time to get out of its way. It was white, and its hair was quite odd. Its wings which were spread out came back in. It walked close to me until it met the first step to me.

"Greetings, I am the princess of this kingdom and all of Equestria. What have you come here for?"

I am relieved to find that there are some polite and hospitable beings around here.

"I came here to get dna from one of your kind."

It simply gave me a smile, grabbed a tuft of hair from its coat, and handed it out with its hoof like appendage.

"Will this fare well?"

"How am I to map the genome of an entire creature without one? I need one of these creatures."

The thing gave a sort of nervous look.

"Oh, I am sorry, but I can not do that."

She must have a useless creature around here.

"You leave me no choice but to take action into my own hands, Miss Princess."

She gave a sort of battle ready look, and leaned a bit back, prepared for a tumble. The crowd began to back away slowly.

"Are you not sure we can continue to engage in conversation to come to an agreement?"

"Mister Pomarade, I am sorry, but my subjects are not for sale."

I look around for a moment. Creatures in armor surrounded me. The crowd had run off. Is this thing really that hesitant to let go off any of her unimportant lower beings?

"You seem to have me surrounded. I hope you understand that this simply will not hold me. Remove the guards and let me roam this town."

"I am afraid I can not let you do that, Pomarade."

"I see."

I put the cane on my back, go on all fours, and begin to rush swiftly past the creatures who had me surrounded. I feel the wind against my fur, and I try as hard as I can to keep my top hat from slipping off of me. After a few minutes of vigorous running, I end up at a cottage like structure. I begin to near its entrance door, and I knock a few times. I hear some steps, and the door opens. It reveals a creature which I can only describe as having the greatest beauty out of anything I have ever seen. It had a yellow coat and pink hair laid in a favorable position.

"Hello little fella...why are you out here all alone?"

Her voice sedates and calms me, but I quickly remember why I am here. I stand upright and don my cane.

"I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I need a full body sample of one of your kind."

The thing looked at me with a confused manner. It looked off into the air and was deep in thought. It quickly turned back to me.

"Oh...um...c-come on in...", it said, holding the door to the cottage open. I tip my hat to it and give it a "thank you."

It lead me to a dining area, opened a seat for me, and then sat on the seat to the opposite of me.

"It is very much appreciated that you have let me come in your house for a bit. I do say, I am quite parched. May I have a spot of tea?"

The moment it turned its back to go and retrieve the beverage, I took a shot at one of its hooves with my cane. A crunch sound was heard as it let out a blood curdling cry and fell to the ground.

"You creatures are inexplicably ignorant."

The thing screamed in what seemed like immense agony. I brought out my vortex cube from my top hat and sucked the creature in it. Now knowing it was safe in cryogenic hibernation, it was this world's turn to pay for the disrespect it has aimed towards me.