The Imperative (Otiose) Prologue

I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. You may call me Pom Pom if you wish. I consider myself quite refined and intellectual. My friend Winshiny Restrivious Reoarcluse has sent me to a strange terrain bustling with multi-colored equestrian beings. Now I will try my best to recieve samples of their type so that I can go back to my ship and make another clone to add to my extensive collection of cloned omniversial creatures.