Paul Blart Invades Equestria
Professional meme Paul Blart uses his poptart invasion fleet to bring Equestria downtown and around.
300-pound lardass Paul Blart conquered a mall, subjected the Human race to a shitty sequel, and uterus-punched old people to oblivion.
Now, he's coming to a universe near you. Prepare yourself for the Electric Blartaloo.
Batteries not included
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- The Blartzkrieg 2015-07-01 07:33:32 UTC1150
- Superior Blartetics 2015-09-10 04:33:49 UTC1113