Love Falls by the River Twice

Love Falls by the River Twice Chapter 1
by /mlp/

one morning in ponyville Rarity woke up to find Spike's penis in her twat AND THEN NIGGERS CAME IN Then Pony Jesus came while Celestia transformed into a stapler. on fire Spike rammed the stapler through the tight anus of Rarity. Unfortunately, Fluttershy's dildo was in the middle of Sweetie Belle's marshmallow butthole But was it worth all the blood? a nigger came along which rainbow dash stuffed into her cooter A crate of dildos all of which were dipped in cat's while questioning the value of life before ripping it apart with the snake BIG HORSE COCKS Nigger licked my anus and then they all tasted like chicken Niggers tounge my anus BEFORE THE FASCIST INVADER except scootaloo, she tasted like Fluttershy the slut got had a cup of semen tea and decided to go rape a dragon and then, they ran, they ran so far awaaay, that Futashy licked a niggers anus And then the spaghetti exploded in such a massive explosion that an spaghetti galaxy came into being with cute little spahgetti humans living on spahgetti planets somewhere in the big nowhere that we call home. BUT THE SPAGHETTI WAS A LIE AND A JOKE

One day, Nathan was busy furiously and then princess celestia closed the book and began to sexually pleasure both twilight sparkle and princess luna at the same time with her hooves. "Mommy, what does god think?" asked Billy, the poor spahgetti boy, with his last breath, suffweing from cancer. 3 hours of pure pony pleasure "God stopped thinking." answered Billy's mother. In awe, she stared into the abyss of the world that shall be her grave from now until the end of spahgetti. While nathan finished all over Billy's face Meanwhile, Sethisto tried to squeeze the spahgetti back into his pocket, but it was just too much. And death shall be where death is supposed to be. Billy fainted It was over. De Lancie won. Raritys vagina leaked and her vagina muscles twitched for a cock The fandom is destroyed. Then Nathan sat down. Making a point to stare at the mare vagina Sethisto was later found dead in a horse stomach. then they made a quest to find the dragonballs So that they could revive the fandom But Spike didn't hit puberty yet. But where soon confronted by Vegeta who revealed his true power level: He was a massive pony faggot, clopping to gore and stuff like that. Vegeta was later found dead in Sethistos stomach. Then Trunks walked in on Vegeta who was dead btw Equestria was invaded by Nazis The End who then raped spitfire with Chrysalis but derpy eated it eated it all Then Jesus revived everyone, and took a shit on Hitler. Trunks could no longer bear the pain and Even though Hitler made trunks a favour And thats when you woke up on a beach, and realized it was Inception Jews. Until Hitler, in a very tight and revealing bathing suit, sat in your lap and started making out with you. Suddenly Trunks is a brony. He's wearing a fedora and his hair is all long and shit. His favorite pony is Rainbow Dash twelve mangos Trunk's Rainbow Dash tulpa became real! Meanwhile in Staliongrad... PONY ORGY! Said Professor Horsefuck while licking Sweetie Belle's marshmallow butthole while fucking his stapler that turned out to be Celestia A tight vagina appeared oozing wetness and natural virgin pheromones Trunks started throwing Spaghetti balls at the sun. and lucas pulled the last needled But it was too late! Rita Repulsa was back and ready to fuck Trunks and Lucas. big mac's giant cock pounded into his hot warm plot Meanwhile at sugarcube corner Then Trunks ran out of spaghetti. Suddenly Nazis, thousands of them. I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dove into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER Moot rose from the sea to but Gaben knew that episode 3 must have ponies sage eat bananas eat shit. Fuck pinkie pie in the butthole said the Nazi hordes, sweeping through Ponyville. The Mayor then led them onto the train Twilight Sparkle gasped in pleasure as Trunks' Rainbow Dash Tulpa began to lick her vajayjay. She groaned in delight, not having experienced such pleasure from another pony, nevermind a female. The Tulpa smirked as she pulled her head from Twilight Sparkle's vagoo, and spread her legs, her happy button growing into a full-sized lollypop. Twilight gasped in delight, looking down to the Tulpa's 15-foot long salt rod, pressing her pony toochie against the Tulpa's throbbing golf club.
"TAKE MEEEEEE~" Twilight cried, as she threw her hips back, impaling herself on the tulpa's sword, crying in pleasure as she went down on the 15-foot monster.

Then the tulpa fucked Twilight in the vagina. With her penis.
Her 15-foot long penis.

Rainbow Dash has a 15-foot long penis, according to Trunks.
Don't worry Luna. They needed something to........... The bronies then decided to rape the inhabitants of /v/ just to see how much they'd scream and beg for more as the giant horse cock penetrated their assholes pinki pie puts on a strap on and mounts twilight sparkle Suddenly, the warning siren went off. The Deathstar was approaching Equestria i demand fanart of this fic and that's how Captain America destroyed HYDRA single handedly and got some of the best plot in Ponyville THE END fan art? I demand a freaking music video! "But how did Captain America kill the Nazis with the Death Star?" Tommy asked, With a squishy eleven inch... of the chapter one "Well, that's a story for another night, Tommy." Tommy's dad kissed him on the cheek, and promptly retired downstairs to fap to preggo kangaroo furries.
The End. Well, Tommy my boy, back in the 40's, Captain America had the ability to travel through space, time, and movies. And then Arthur Fonzarelli jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle But it was not the end, as Megatron still had Iron Man hostage!!!
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Then Michael Bay came with his explosion machine and exploded everyone, replacing them with big breasted women leaning over cars. then reddit and 4chan got married suddenly celestia came out of the trees and thrust her big... hooves into the young mares beef sandwich THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!
THE END!!!