Love Falls by the River Twice
Chapter 2
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One beautiful morning in Ponyville... OP died and /mlp/ was forever saved >rape shining armor got hit in the face with … a pony named Cracs was getting high off his ass... >rape Plowed deep enough to prolapse sweetie belles uterus And clopping to pics he had taken of Rainbow Dash When Arthur Fonzarelli jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle And they all caught cancerAids from Op’s post Twilight Sparkle masturbated with a cactus That’s a thing btw, people have actually drawn that. This is an imageboard. You’re talking about an image. I strongly suggest you find and post it. Pretty please. The Americans invaded Equestria for Unobtanium, (Marine Sgt) “Were not in Kansas anymore” The ponies fought back valiantly, but were all destroyed, and Equestria strip mined. Anon delivers: http://asktwilightspankle.tumblr.com/
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Sort of... Then they all fucked. The end … or is it? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? what Big Mac’s giant cock slammed into his tight plot, braeburn begged for mercy but big mac kept going until candy pony semen was in his every orifice. PICS And then he took out his horn and shot off both their horns off. AJ grabed the Mac’s dick while she watched the new Pepsi commercial. Tyler The Creator suddenly appeared in pony form and started rapping “Radicals” Then Luna and Celestia joined the party and was all like “ohai guise” But all of a sudden Discord showed up and fucked shit up. big mac and braeburn’s dicks fused together to form a mega dick, which made all the girls cum in 30 seconds Then spike goes for a walk whilst day dreaming about rarity when he trips onto rarity’s hoofs and blushes so hard. Dan Backslide then inserted a penny loafer into Celestia’s anal cavity, and screamed, “I Love DICK!!” i fucked a dog up the ass last week black nigger on the ass horse “I wanna fuck a dead dog with my lower horn!”, announced Luna. As she began to shit on the floor. ...and there was a gay orgy... Then the giant octopus swallowed the tug boat with it’s vagina, rarity came. but none of them could beat the Undertaker’s streak! And moot fapped for 3 months straight, then his chode exploded. Then, tit butter was had “what if the niggas are ponies?” Billy asked the master zen in chinatown Who then revealed his trap card it was too late! Godzilla fired his mighty atomic fire at Moots chode erupted from the heavens and killed all the shmooves, all but one weeb. Captcha: delivar. “Celestia!” Goku yelled out. “this my normal form and this! is super sayjin!” And all of the black prople in Harlem started eatong potatoes in unison then all the fluffy ponies died Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnggggggggg Azekahh read it Then Eric Idle proceeded to rape and murder each of the Mane 6, along with his friend, John Cleese And then shipping happened, so everyone went home. ...Just then Ronald Reagan descended from Heaven and taught the ponies about the perilous evils of Communism. Then Alex Mercer went on a rampage but Dolph Ziggler stopped him and then a nigger came and stabbed Dolph Ziggler. Nick Cage showed up and exploded while bees were in his ass Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie became worst ponies. Tracy showed up too because Nicholas Cage, who was mentioned in this thread, is her favorite actor and because there hasn't been a Tracy thread in a long long time. Tracy ate out Rainbow Dash and gained her powers Damn niggers. One beautiful morning in Ponyville OP died and /mlp/ was forever saved. shining armor got hit in the face with a pony named Cracks was getting high off of his ass Plowed deep enough to prolapse sweetie belles uterus And clopping to pics he had taken of Rainbow Dash When Arthur Fonzarelli jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle And they all caught cancerAids from Op's post Twilight Sparkle masturbated with a cactus (That's a thing btw, people have actually drawn that). The Americans invaded Equestria for Unobtanium, (Marine Sgt) "Were not in Kansas anymore." The ponies fought back valiantly, but were all destroyed, and Equestria strip mined.
Then they all fucked. The end ...or is it?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Big Mac's giant cock slammed into his tight plot, braeburn begged for mercy but big mac kept going until candy pony semen was in his every orifice.
And then he took out his horn and shot off both their horns off. And then they sex ... But suddenly the Earth began to tremble as Joseph Stalin rose from the fiery depths of Hell and challenged Ronald Reagan to a fight for the future of Equestria. Of course Ronald Reagan, infused with the power of pony friendship and the principles of trickle-down economics, easily defeated the evil harbinger of Communism. Forever freeing the ponies to live in a world of free market capitalism, love, and friendship. And then they have sex. Then RapeTrain came to visit. But everyone's fun soon came to an abrupt end as Hulk Hogan showed up and started complaining to his good friend Eric Bischoff about how celestia and luna were undeserving of their titles and how they were never ready for the main event because they'd never bodyslammed the 8 billion ton andre the giant in front of 20 trillion hulkamaniacs at the canterlot silverdome, brotherdudejack.
Naturally it wasn't long before the hulkster's backstage politicking meant that both royal sisters were completely buried, allowing hogan to take the title as equestria's new king, with all the candy-flavoured filly semen he could ever ask for. As they all ran into Twilight's basement, Celestia announced that Manehattan was destroyed by a nuclear blast. Suddenly Adolf Hitler arrived on a golden chariot and convinced the Unicorn and Pegasus ponies to rid themselves of the Earth Pony filth that was assuredly holding them back from their true potential. The Earth ponies were put into camps where they just grew food all day and died because that's all they're good for. ...Also, Dale Gribble was there, he informed the ponies Celestia was really part of a United Nations conspiracy to indoctrinate them into believing friendship and togetherness was the solution to all life's problems. Forcing them to ignore the fact society had made no great strides in thousands of years of her rule. And then all the Korrafags were burned alive at the stake while being raped by hundreds of niggers with Siamese dicks. Unfortunately Dale had contracted rabies and was running around on all fours biting every pone he saw. It was the biggest explosion ever.
That day the ponies learned there are more powerful things than friendship in this world. George Zimmerman appeared in Ponyville. He asked the residents if they'd seen any zebra scum skulking about. ...suddenly RAWK HAWK dropped from the sky and laid the smack down on Zimmerman, telling him he "should stick to killin' niggers." Hank was forced to walk the breadth of Equestria, to find and kill his best friend, thus preventing Dale from infecting the ponies with rabies. "You can eat your shoe, y'know." Said Applejack "You can eat your shoe, y'know." Said Applejack
