Love Falls by the River Twice

Chapter 4
One day, a huge idiot posted a thread on /mlp/. And then there was >rape. And then everyone was gay and died of AIDS. Twilight Sparkle then Chipped in a massive slice of dick. "This is it girls, the jackpot," said Fluttershy, who had reclaimed the massive wong from a well-endowed parrot. Each one cut off a delicate slice of the somehow throbbing member, then placed it in their mouths. fucked a nigger While being pissed on by Rarity. Then Sethisto and Nathan licked each other's assholes and "Don't tell any one I'm a piss slut," Rarity Said. then Golden Showers pissed all over Raritys vagoojayjay "IT'S THE NIGHT OF PISS," /mlp/ said. Nathan was outraged. Yamino and Purple Tinker then pissed on /mlp/ with their 20 inch dicks. Then Spinach rated everyone's OCs terribly, but suddenly stopped because he was a nigger and forgot how to read. "Egad!" Blublood cried, "For I am a nigger and the art of literature is lost to me!" Then Derpy Hooves came in and said: "D-don't forget about me guises, lick my pussy~!" Oh shit, said Rainboom Dash as she proceeded to remove her blouse. Than Outta nowhere futashy appeared and stroked her cock furiously Rarity, still pissing, proceeded to suck said cock, suddenly Naruto appeared. Derpy hooves put her mouth on Futashy's penis and mumbles out "I want der cum!" "What the fuck is wrong with her eyes," said Naruto. then the dovahkiin walked in with his bitches and money. >suddenly Naruto appeared.

FUCK NO! Get outta here FAGGOT! futashy then proceeded to ejaculate strands of tangy candy flavoured rainbow pony semen then they cheered as they realized that the plane had seen them and they were getting off the island. Then a bunch of shitty OCs appeared amd proceeded to shit on everything. but then they realized that the island was actually a pennensula THEN SHEPARD BEAT THE ROOPERS Suddenly, Naruto cast a shadow jutsu and was revealed to be not Naruto, but his own original character Yamino Sparkle. Yamino Sparkle dawned her Leather Fetish Fedora of Felonious Faggotree (lol bloomberg) and shouted, As the Nazi hordes swept over Equestria, Twilight Sparkle realized one thing: She really, really needed to get off. Yamino really wondered why she shouted this, but it was too late, there was a purple cock to be sucked! than big mac used his erect horse penis as a bridge so the cmc could get across the river safely And thus, love fell by the river for the last time.

The End. Suddenly, out of the sky, Gene Wilder appeared, his brown hat perched atop his head and his purple jacked billowing in the wind. Rainbow Dash said, "He's even WILDER than me." Gene exclaimed, "You all must be new here!" and proceeded to insert lollipops into Sweetie Belle's marshmallow butthole. Then Sweetie Belle took the biggest shit in all of equestria. Is Trunks still a brony? If not, is his fedora for sale? Then Gene Wilder who was also known as Willy Wonka turned to see Trunks, who miraculously healed after being annihilated by Nazis. Trunks called upon Rainbow Dash once more, and Dashie raped all of them with his 15-foot long niggercock. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie got ahold of Willy Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and gulped them down. But it turns out that they were actually Wonka's Fizzy Willy-Lifting Drinks, and Pinkie became incredibly horny. Professor Farnsworth's dimension-traveling machine appeared on the scene, and he said, "Good news everyone! I niggers tongued my anus And then Professor Farnsworth's anus was brutally tongued by niggers. Horse semen rained from the sky for no apparent reason. Then everyone looked up and it was Jesus, jizzing over all of Equestria with over nine thousand cocks. "LOL, HI GUISE" he said. And they all drowned in horse semen except for Trunks who will be instrumental in the story at some point in the future that I don't really care to expound upon at the current moment.

THE END. Mama Luigi closed the book, seeing that Yoshi was finally asleep. As he got up to leave, Yoshi opened his eyes and said, op is a faggot THen, Mario came in through the curtain and said I HOPE THEY MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI Suddenly, Mario realized that wasn't his line, and actual spaghetti erupted out of his overalls, and the whole world was reborn in spaghetti.

THE ACTUAL END LOL BUT THEN OLD SPICE GUY BROKE THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL AND SAID, "OLD SPICE ODORBLOCKER BODYWASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS STORY REALLY END!" AND HE KICKED /mlp/ UNTIL IT ADDED MORE WORDS TO THE STORY But /mlp/ was to busy watching Queen Chrysalis stroke herself tenderly while /mlp/ watched her stroke herself tenderly. SUCK MAH DICk inb4 this is why we can't have nice things. this is why we can't have nice things The End. BUT SURPRISE IT WASN'T THE END BECAUSE FLUTTERSHY SAW THE PONY ORGY AND WAS HORNY. bump SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG but then pinkie pie hopped on her laser-firing hover giraffe The end. Now hurry the fuck up and write this down. The giraffe stood up, but hit its head on Dash's throbbing mare dick Dash finally cut her dick off and became a lesbian. But was assaulted by Bananarama, who had been posessed by the demon lord Pazuzu. And then Pinkie shoved a cactus in her ass.
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? Pinkie then felt a lump in her throat as she began to gag on her tea The real Slim Shady choked on Rainbow Dash's severed dick. And then they found out that god, and reality, the matrix, infinity, the muliverse, time, space, and all logic was horse's dick