Love Falls by the River Twice

Chapter 3
'It was a dark and stormy night as Twilight Sparkle '... masturbated furiously with a cactus whilst saging a terrible thread on /mlp/. while spike fucked her ass. She found her keys Than big mac broke down the door with his huge horse dick NOTHING HAPPENED! Something did happen I walked right into the middle of the room Just in time to get rapped hard by niggers up the way up my ass, I felt them I'm not feelin it man, not tonight. and promptly went to canterlot. Just then Fluttershy bursts in screaming I twisted the brick open and drank the brick-milk inside. we galloped into Diagon Alley Luna munched furiously on some goldfish The cheerios were getting cold. "But brick milk is poisonous Fluttershy!" Exclaimed Twilight still using the cactus to masturbate in canterlot. I promptly slapped her ass sexily. 'AHM A HORSE, I AHM HORSE, I HORSE, KAPEECH?' Suddenly, NIGGERS broke into the castle and stole Lunas breakfast! Enraged at the niggers, Luna... Made it illegal for them to vote Then the Jews came and stole all the ponies bits. But then they seduced them into a gas chamber Nigger tongued my anus The Equestrian empire was plunged into enormous debt, with no way to recover' it... Grabs her Lynching clothes..... And hands them to the protagonist, who happens to be a faggot But then CropTool showed up with a fresh bucket of marshmallow pony semen! Tracy fapped HARD and then dove into the bucket suddenly celestia had them open fire upon It occurred to me, if all we post is ass, nigger, and rape, it's going to be the opposite of funny.

We need a few brave people to try and convey a scrap of a story, before everyone else shit's all over it. Or else it's just going to be shit. Fluttershy said, "I sure had fun at that Nickelback concert!" and then there was shit all over the shit so I shit my shit shit shit pony There were no survivors. then pinkie pie walked in and she was all like "sup" What the fuck is this shit... and I was all like "s'cool, s'coool" But Luna had other plans.... she stopped gravity! Back at Ponyville, Rarity was designing dresses for some new clients. So far they looked pretty good, so she started to sew them, but while sewing she... To conquer 4chan. with ableist ponies nibbled her hoof, just a little bit then devoured her entire leg and then sweetie belle was all like "WATS GUD NIGGUH?" then the niggers came and fucked a bucket of chicken but the bucket of chicken was actually scootaloo the niggers took scootaloo and all had a huge bukkake tsunami I was surfing that wave, when Applebloom saw what was happening and took out the knife she hides in her mane. She leapt up onto the back of the nigger and stabbed him in the neck. she then got off the body and... but that was just a distraction for proceeded to take the knife and stick it in the niggers pocket, spilling all the spaghetti from ponychans bulging belly did I mention my glue fetish? Mmmmmmm i took my glue and I started gluing my anus shut But something was trying to get out. Just then, Pinkie Pie busted from my anus, splattering shit and confetti everywhere then i was all like "ok" and proceeded to rape rarity who was licking the confetti off the floor. Just then, Daniel Tosh started to floss his shit hole with his shirt Rarity whimpered "nu..nyu..NOOO!" as rainbow dash slowly fingered her wet vagina with a grin in her face. and then pinkie shot tosh in the face because she felt like it. Rainbow Dash pulled her fingers out of raritys wet vagina, Rarity in heat and lust whimpered take all of me, Rainbow Dash with a big grin in her face fisted rarity with all her might. except she's a horse and she has no fingers or fists, so she spawned 20 arms out of her abdomen... but then suddenly rarity exploded into a bunch sweetie belles. the arms squirmed and shot hot sperm out of them, it tasted like skittles fermented in shit out of nowhere, ice tea and hoodies appeared from thin air as George Zimmerman burst in... everyone then had an epic orgy, which the got on the floor and presumed to walk the dinosaur "This thread made my fucking day, because fuck the fourth wall!" exclaimed un-important random pony. and then celestia raped a fluffy pony but then the moon was like "Skull Kid be ridin my ass like a horny cowboy" and crashed into Zecora's nigger hut Zecora was being a nigger like usually, eating watermelon and dating fat white bitches when she exclaimed "hey hey hey, it's time to get the fuck up outta here" Link Lyra then came to the rescue with her lyr--ocarina, played the song of time, and reset everything back to normal and don't fuck up the story this time Lyra was a lying asleep in the middle of a grove, when out of the darkness came An Ursa Major. but i have no idea who the fuck tracy is so haggrid burst in and told twilight "you're a wizard Luke" But all of a sudden Bon-Bon burst in and said... "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suite case and sent me on my way ...Oh it's my turn? Then that guy from Altered Beast said RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!! and fuck all happened and OP remembered he was a faggot and he fucked his cousin for good measure