ponys visit xavier in the real world

Hi im xavier and this is the story of how i got visited by ponys, it was a dark mistereus night when i walked up my stairs and saw 5 ponys sitting theyre. Tey where twilite apple jack, pinkie, rainbowdash and flutter shy (i love here <<3) well i asked them why their here and they were suprised i know who they are so i shown them an episode of my little pony friendship is magic. When they saw rarity they wer confused they said that pony didnt exist in equestria i told them that was a good thing.They said they were here becaus a weird portal opened up and flutter shy got sucked in and they went after her. I asked if the portal could have been made by my love for flutter shy and twilite said that was only possible if she loved me back somehow. flutter shy hid behind her hair and blushed. I dont think she has ever seen me so i though her blushing was jus shyniss. Twilite said they would need to go back. I almost cried but twilite said she didnt know how to go back which made me happy but also sad for the ponys. Then shutterfly walked up to me and grabbed my hand (how does a pony with hoofs do that anywaw???) and she askd if the group could ave a place too stay i said that twilite and applejack could stay in the living room, rainbow and pinkie xould stay in the guest room and fluttershy could stay in my room she blushed again bu i though it was just shyniss again. So here i am in a house full of ponys, what better to do than let them get some fresh air out in public??? Well we went outside and peole stared at the ponys. One person calld 911 and the police came. The police tryd to take the ponys, but they faild. I got on rainbows back and she flew realy fast at the police when we were in range I punched a policer with my super sonic rainboom punch while yelling "youl never catsh us alive coppas!"" rainbow said i was awesomer than her and fluttershy gave me a congratuliatury hug.