My name is or rather was Franz Schmidt, now I'm Mauser Von Pie, or more commonly known as the 'mage of lead' by the equestrians. I wen't to a convention dressed up as maud, or rather an EQG version of her, despite the fact I'm a guy. But now I bought an item from some guy called 'the merchant', and now I'm in equestria, now normally I'd see this as a dream come true except for two facts, one, I sorta caused the crystal empire to vanish or some magic biz so now sun butt and moon cake imprisoned me in stone for the last eon or so (which not much has actually change around canterlot during that time, at least not in the gardens), two, I'm now a fricking girl! The upside is now I got unlimited grenades and a fully functioning MP-28 that I also have unlimited clips for! Now your probably wondering, 'why do I have grenades and an smg?' or 'How did I make the crystal empire vanish?', well to figure out you'll have to read.

Also on a side note, the dislikes are probably due to the fact I forgot to publish the first chapter until recently.

This story was inspired by 'Wub me or hate me' by vesperia, I suggest you read it.

I need better cover art, if you or some one you know is willing to id like someone to make one.

Edit: the mature tag is just to be safe.