Author's Note

Caution:Contains copious amounts of silliness and should not be read by the sane.
This is not meant to be taken seriously, like ever.

Cupcakes According to him

"Such a fucking wonderful day today but, the fucking clouds are out being little bitches blocking the beautiful ass sun" I say to myself. I'm supposed to be baking cupcakes with my bestie rainbow dash! It's going to be so fun I swear but, I'm not sure if today is the right day. I'm really pissed off; I think I'm on my period.

"TAMPAX AWAY!!!!" I yell. Oh what the fuck I might as well still bake them delicious ass cupcakes to give to the little fucks in town. So here I am in this little tiny fucking piece of shit store that smells like sweets that I want to eat. Rainbow dash then arrives at this store.

"Ready bitch to cook them fancy ass fucking cupcakes" I yell.

"What the fuck is your problem Pinkie" Rainbow Dash yells back.

"I don't know but get your ass in here to bake" I reply. As we are baking something came over me and I whacked the shit out of Rainbow Dash. That little blue bitch got knocked the fuck out. I grab her and take her to the basement. Then, I strap her to this torture device I call the Pinkie Pleaser. And no it's not some sex machine to robotically fuck my vagina. When she was tied down on the device I cut her wings first then cut her stomach. I reach in and pull her guts out. Now, the blue bitch is dead and i didn't feel like throwing out the corpse. So i made cupcakes out of her guts. Now all the little fucking pony bitches are eating the blue bitch. Motherbuckers had it coming.