Author's Note

Never meant to be taken seriously. Ever.

CMC According to Him

In a magical fucking place called Equestria in this little tiny ass town named Ponyville there's this group of three little shits. First there's Sweetie Belle, the white bitch. Next, is the orange bitch, named Scootaloo, who has wings but cant fly because she just fucking can't I don't know. . Last is the most retarded, stupid, and shittiest fucker named Apple Bloom. Shes a yellow little fuck who should burn in hell. All three of them are in a group which only consists the three of them. They call them selves the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Each day they meet up in a tree house. They plan and try to discover their cutie marks. A new adventure every day when they try yo do these stupid fucking stunts. Well today their adventure will be an odd one. Sweetie Belle went through her sisters drawers and found a pink dildo. Then, she brought it back to the tree house.

"What do you think its used for?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"I don't know but, i do know my sister has one as well", Apple bloom stated.

"Well show us how it works then" demanded Scootaloo.

"Fine, fine" Apple Bloom replied .

"Lay down Sweetie Belle", the yellow bitch says. Apple Bloom then shoves the pink dildo up Sweetie Belle's pussy.

" AHHH! It feels amazing!" Sweetie Belle said. The yellow bitch then started to go in and out with the dildo. All took turns pleasing one another. As it turns out orange bitch got her cutie mark which was a dildo. The group of three well, two now still try to find their fucking cutie marks till this very day.