Author's Note

Last time I'll tell you this should never be taken seriously.

Big Mac According to Him

My fucking name is Big Mac, I have a big dick, and two fine ass sisters. Some may call it weird that I want to fuck them till my dick falls off but, I call it nature. Anyway, today it's going to happen I'm going to fuck them; using a drug called roofies. As they both pass out i grab them and take them to our cellar. I spread their legs and tie them down, time to have fun. I stick my "big mac" in Applejack's pussy; In and out in and out I go inside her. Then, i switch to apple bloom and do the same. After that i killed them using a knife. Then, I ate their bodies which was a good way to hide the evidence. Now time to kill that old nagging bitch granny smith!