Author's Note

Never ever meant to be taken seriously. EVEERRRR.

Spike According to Him

I'm a little piece of shit slave that's also a dragon, a tiny ass dragon. My fucking name is Spike. The purple bitch I live with is named twilight Sprinkle. She is okay though; she got a nice ass at least. She's the bitch who commands me. Well today she commanded me to do something i have wanted to do for a long ass time. Here's how it went down.

"Spike" twilight yelled.

"What bitch" is my reply.

"Fuck my ass" twilight says.

"Ummm are you ok twi?" I reply.

"No cause your big ass cock isn't in my ass" she says.

"Well if you want me to theres no harm" i say. So i fucked her all day and all night. That fine ass is mine. Other bitches be jealous