Hey there. Name's Spike; and it's time to commit to Rarity. It was gonna go pretty well, but something, and then eventually, someone, came in the way. But hey, I'll give this a chance.

After all… What's the best that could happen?

Tags: [spoiler]Strong language, oral/vaginal/anal sex, foreplay, and bitchslaps.[/spoiler]

Also, this is my first fanfiction; Like, ever… so don't be surprised if I'm kinda really crappy at this.