My adventures

by TheBassMonsterRemix18

First published July 17th, 2015 23:20

As an Army Ranger our training puts us smack dab in the middle of multiple situations that test our abilities to adjust in different combat and or non combat situations, being teleported to Equestria is going to change that real quick, but not in the way most soldier's adjust.

Lets just say, after a few months in Equestria certain mares have there eyes on this solider as he risks his life each day to protect them.

Love is most definitely in the air when this solider almost losses his life to save one mare named Fluttershy from the claws of the timber wolves.

Chapters

What the hell happened
My new mission
Story time

What the hell happened
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What the hell happened

What the hell happened

"Where the hell is he?" I asked as i pulled into our drive way. "I told him to be outside and waiting.
My battalion and I just got back from overseas, and all I wanted to do was go drinking with my best friend. I even him called later that day to tell him that I was going to be in town that afternoon to pick him up, so we could hit the clubs up and party. So much for not wasting time." I said as I put my jeep in park. "How many times do I need to make sure that he doesn't end up in jail." I said as I got out of my car.

"This is just great." I said as I walked up the steps to our front door. "Looks like he hasn't checked the mail in weeks." I said as I dropped my duffle bags. "This doesn't feel right." I said as I pulled my 9mm. from its holster. There are a many things that make me feel uneasy when returning from deployments, One- When people don't call back, two- When things haven't been checked regularly, three- When my friends just randomly disappear from our house. " Bro you in here." I shouted as I took off my patrol cap. No answer. "He probably went to see Giselle or something." I thought as I picked up my bags and cautiously walked up the stairs to the game room. "Bro you in there?" I asked as I opened the game room door. "Huh, that's weird, he left his games and everything here." I said as I was about to walk out the room when all of a sudden I glimmer caught my eye. " Alright, what shit has matt got himself into this time." I said as I reached out to pick up the odd looking relic. "This is one weird looking relic........." The next thing I knew I blacked out.

"What the hell is going on?" I asked myself as I sat up. "Well look who finally woke up." A feminine voice said. "Who's there?" I asked as I stood up. "I am surprised you don't recognize my sister and I." Another voice said as two figures appeared in front of me.

"Am I supposed to know you two or something?" I asked as I stood at the position of attention. "So you truly don't remember the rulers of
night and day in a land called Equestria." The tallest of the two said as she moved closer to me. "I'm sorry my mind is kind of hazy at the
moment." I said as I rubbed my forehead. "Don't worry, your mind should be clear enough after this." The tallest one said as she kissed my forehead. As her lips left my forehead a flash of memories hit my mind. "How about now, is it any better?" the shortest asked as she grabbed my shoulder. When she did this my mind started to clear up even more and I started to remember all the great times I had watching the famous TV show they came from.

"Luna and Celestia, its all coming back to me know." I said as I saluted the two royal sisters in front of me. "Its good to see your military

training hasn't left you." Celestia said with a smile. "Well what can I say your highness my mother and the army has taught me well." I said as I stood at ease. "Well that is a good thing." Luna said as she circled around me. "Permission to speak freely ma'am?" I asked as Luna
completed her inspection of me. " Go ahead, Xavier, ask as many questions as you see fit." Celestia said as she grabbed my shoulder. "And please skip the formalities, we are friends here are we not?" She said as she hugged me. " What the hell is going on? " I asked as she pulled away from me.

"That is up to you to decide Xavier, we need a solider like you to protect a group of very important mares from the evil forces of our world." Celestia said as her sister's image faded away. "I'll do it on one condition." I said as I rubbed the back of my head. "What is your request?" She asked as she crossed her arms. "I want all my equipment to come with me." I said with a sheepish grin. "That can be done, but remember this, if you harm these mares in any way I will send you to the moon without a second thought." Celestia said as her image started to fade. "I'll see you in the morning Xavier, when you wake find my loyal student Twilight Sparkle and tell her that I brought you here, and if she doesn't believe you tell her these words.

"I am the phoenix of my world and I will not lose my last flame till the earth is ready for me to do so." She said as her image faded away completely.

"I woke up outside of a small clothing store type building in the middle of the night. "So this shit actually happened." I said as I tried to open the door to the store as quietly as possible. No luck. "Well I have a feeling there is a key around here somewhere." I said as I lifted the welcome mat. "Of fucking course, its always under something." I said as I picked up the key. "Lets just go in and get some sleep, and not get caught for the night." I said as I walked into the store/house as quietly as possible.

Author's Note

lets see how awesome I can make these stories, with the help of some friends I should be able to do it.

My new mission
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My new mission

As I walk around the dark room, I bumped into what felt like a work bench of some kind. "That hurt like a bitch." I whispered to

myself. "Why that is a quite rude thing to say." A feminine voice said as the lights flickered on. "So much for...." I couldn't finish my thought

as what felt like a vase smashed me in the back of my causing me to black out.

"What is that thing?" A tom boyish voice asked. "I have not the slightest clue to as what HE is, Rainbow Dash." The other voice said as

she placed a warm towel on my forehead. "Have you called Twilight yet Rarity?" Rainbow asked as she poked my arm. "Yes, she should be

here any minute." Rarity said as she started to unzip my ACU blouse.

"For whatever he is, he sure as hell looks like he's seen enough combat to get any mare around here aroused as hell."

Rainbow Dash said as she as she rubbed my muscular right arm. "Dash control yourself, drooling like that isn't very lady like know is it."

Rarity said as she her hand made contact with my left arm. "Oh my, you are right Dash, he does seem to have that effect." Rarity said

as she quickly removed her hand from arm. " See I told you." Rainbow Dash said as she took my blouse and hung it on a coat rack.

"What happened, are you girls ok?" A voice asked as the door slammed open. "Yes Twilight, we are quit alright." Rarity said as she

stood. "I will contact Celestia right away." Twilight said as she walked over to my body.

As soon as Twilight said Celestia's name I shot up as my breath came back to me. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!" I shouted as I

jumped off the couch. "Calm down or ill knock you out." Rainbow Dash said as she put me in a head lock. "Bad move." I said as I grabbed

her hand and used my strength to almost crush it, making her loosen her grip around my neck. "The next one that moves and this girl goes

down for the next couple of months." I threatened as I put her in an arm lock. "You really don't want to that." Rainbow Dash said as she

flipped me over her shoulder with just her back strength.

"THATS ENOUGH, EVERYPONY SIT THE HELL DOWN." Twilight yelled as her horn flared and a purple aura coated Rainbow and I

separating us from each other.

"Dash, go wait outside and call the others, and you, just sit there and be quiet until Celestia arrives to question you." Twilight

ordered as she set us down. "I am the phoenix of my world and I will not loose my last flame till the earth is ready for me to do so." I said as

walked up to the lavender mare standing in front of me. "That is what I am supposed to say to you, to let you know that I was sent here by

Celestia on a mission." I said as I rubbed the back of my head in pain. "Oh, and miss Rarity, next time don't use a vase on an Army Ranger, it

makes me feel week in a way, use like a bat or a night stick or something else." I said as I pulled a small vase shard from my hair. "Oh and I

find a way to pay you back for the vase." I said as I turned to sit back down.

"That is quit alright darling, I didn't really like that vase anyway." Rarity said with a small blush. "So you mean to tell me that

Celestia sent you here on a mission?" Twilight asked as she pulled up a chair in front of me. "Yeah, im supposed to protect the ones that

bear these things called the elements of harmony or some shit like that." I said as I stood up and stretched. "Umm, that would be my

friends and I." Twilight said as she handed me a phone with a number already dialed. "You can talk to her if you want, she might want to see

you or something." Twilight said as I took the phone from her hand.

"Thank you, and sorry for all the mess I may have caused you and your friends." I said as I put the phone to my ear,

"Hello, yes this is Xavier, I have made it to your world and I have already made contact with you student and her friends, yes that would

nice, ill be waiting for my things, thank you your highness."

"Well Im supposed to call for someone named Spike." I said as I handed Twilight back her phone. "Oh, Spike, can you come down here

please." Twilight yelled as she stood up letting her nice rack jiggle in front of me. "Coming." a voice said as a door closed. "What you........"

Spike let out a belch of green smoke and a small looking box popped out and dropped into his hand. "That's a new one for me." Spike

said as looked at the tag on the box. "Huh, who the hell is Xavier?" Spike asked in confusion. "That would be me, buddy." I said as I stood up

behind him. "Ok here take it I was in the middle of playing Hoof of duty 3." Spike said as he went back up the stairs. "How come he didn't

flip out like the rest of you did?" I asked as I sat down. "Well he is a dragon and he feels the same the way as you do, he is sort of an outsider

being raised by ponies and not dragons, so its nothing new to him being the only one of his kind in this small area. "Oh, so where will I be

staying if you don't mind me asking?" I said as I sat back down. "You can stay with me, Darling, I have an extra room and from what I can see,

you'll need the extra space. "Thank you so much Rarity, I know how to get there if you would like to walk there." I said as I headed for the

door.

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Story time

"This is where you will be staying." Rarity said as she opened the guest room door. "I can take down all that design stuff, right?" I
asked as I walked in and began to clean things up a bit. "Yes, you can dear, just set it in the hall way when your done with it all." Rarity said
as she walked into the room and sat on the bed. "I have some questions for you, if you don't mind me asking." Rarity said as she flipped her
bangs from her eyes. "Sure, you should probably call all your friends so I can fill them in as well." I said as I pulled an empty box from the
closet. "For now, I have some questions for you." I said as I placed the box on the bed next to her.

"What do you want to know?" Rarity asked as she blushed a bit. "Why were rubbing my in a real sexual way when I was passed out?"
I asked as I started putting rolls of fabric and design supplies in the box. "Well... Um... Its... Just that you are probably one of the strongest
stallions I have ever seen, and I could tell you were a solider by all the scars on your arms and that one you have going across your eye."
Rarity said as her blush deepened.

"Yeah, I am a solider but that is something I will tell you about when your......" Before I could finish my sentence the door bell rang. "Oh,
that's them now." Rarity said as she stood and headed out of the room. "Xavier, be a darling and come down here and help with some things.Rarity asked. "Alright." I yelled back. "So what's going on tonight?" Rainbow Dash asked as she flew into the house. "Well, ill be telling you girls about me and I see you all are spending the night." I said as I looked over the group of girls in their PJ's with pillows and blankets in
hand. "Yup, and we can party all night." Pinkie pie said as she hopped on the couch and started to dance a little.

"So what do you girls want to know about me?" I asked as I took my shirt off in front of them revealing a well toned body. "Hey Rarity
do you think you could whip up some clothes for me?" I asked as I looked over at the group of mares in front of me, all of which had deep
blushes on there faces. "Um, yes I can do you that for you." Rarity said as she stood and went over to her work bench grabbing some
supplies.

"So who wants to start?" I asked as I handed Rarity my shirt. "How did you learn how to get out of a head lock like that?" Rainbow Dash
asked as she flexed her right arm. "That's easy, I am an Army Ranger, I am a Special Operations solider that goes in and kicks ass on a
day to day basis, next?" I said as I took my dog tags in hand. "Are you ok?" Twilight asked as she saw me looking at the tags. "Yeah, just a lot
of bad memories, but its all fine, things happen and I cant change them at all." I said as I looked at her. "I take it they are really bad
memories?" Twilight asked as she leaned back on her pillow.

"After being in so many wars and watching friends and brothers in arms die each time you go on a mission is really tough, and being
the only one that comes home is really hard, so yeah you tell me." I said as I sat down. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to bring back bad
memories." Twilight said as she got up and ran towards me.

"I kind of know how you feel, my big brother is captain of the royal guard and he has been to war lots of times, attending his friends
funerals is never the best thing for him to be at, he tends to get violent when he feels he has failed his team." Twilight said as she gave me a
small hug. "Its all good, the friends that died, died fighting for what they thought was right." I said as I sat down with Twilight next to me.
"Lets move on to more pleasant and fun things." I said as I playfully hit Twilight in the face with a pillow. "That's not fair, I had no prep time
for that." Twilight said as she snatched the pillow from me and smacking me in the face with it. "Hey how about we play some games." Pinkie
said as she pulled in a small cooler of alcohol. "I guess its time to test this boys stomach." Applejack said as she stood and grabbed a heavy
cider from pinkie. "Drink up sugar cube, you'll need it when it gets to the games." She said with a smirk .

An hour or so of drinking and talking later

"Alright, who wants to play spin the bottle with the new guy." Pinkie said. "I shall go first, since he was the one to land in my home."
Rarity said with a deep drunken blush. She spun the bottle and as if it was destiny, it stopped on me. "Well, well looks like I get first kiss." I
said jokingly. "So where should we take this little adventure." Rarity said as she stood up undoing her beautiful hair from its pony tail. "My
room seems good enough." I said as I stood and stretched. "Be back in twenty minutes." Rarity said as she grabbed my hand and lead me to
my room. "So who...." before I could finish my sentence Rarity kissed me on the lips and pushed me onto my bed. "You know you were very
very bad earlier when you took your shirt off in front of us, and that does things to a mare who hasn't felt pleasure in months." Rarity said
as she took off her shirt revealing two large and very plump double D breasts.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" I asked Rarity as she started to pull her skinny jeans off revealing a juicy plump ass,
covered in lace undies. "Oh just shut up and fuck me ragged like the wild beast you are." Rarity said as she straddled my lap. "Look Rarity, I don't think this is a good idea, I mean you're drunk and clearly horny as hell, but I'm not quiet comfortable with this." I said as I brought my hand to her smooth face. "What are you saying, you wouldn't want to....." Rarity didn't even get the chance to finish her sentence when I hit a sweet spot behind her ear causing her to go limp and pass out in my arms. "Thank god, I avoided a good one." I said as I put one of my shirts on her.

Author's Note

They all are very wasted towards the end so its like fucking someone while they are drunk, and later on I will be adding chapters that will tell you readers about the girls my character has to protect