The moral of the story; never let a drunk, a hopeless romantic and a would-be scholar battle ancient evils. Especially when the drunk is attracted to one of them.

And the scholar is battling his own judgment.

And the lover is so oblivious that a ham sandwich in his place may have been a better decision.

And even more so when they, along with the rest of the world, stop giving a shit.

(Story begins before the events of the show and continues from there. Story is an alternate take on the show's timeline with changes throughout.)