"Spike belongs to us!" Shouted Rarity!

"Please old darling, he's all ours! Trahzo said so!" Said Raricow!

"What would you know about the author Trahzo? You're a shipping he co-wrote for Spikerulez302's Spike's Gals!" Replied Sunset Shimmer.

"Yeah, but he still counted us." Replied Trend Setter.

"Scootaloo, you will stand down!" Signed Quiet gestures.

"Fuck you mom!" Scootaloo signed back. "Spike is my guy, not yours! I am not gonna let you take this one from me!"

Then even more arguing roared!

"(W-why am I not trying to be rational & reasonable?)" Twilight thought. "(I'm arguing with the R63 version of my own brother! Spike is in the castle, wondering why we are yelling instead of talking.)"

Meanwhile...

"Hmm...as the girls fight, we are gonna assassinate Spike! This war can't go through! So many are going to die!"

"Yeah, one small sacrifice for someone the majority doesn't bat an eye to."

"I have no idea what you people are saying..." Said Xeenam. "...Oh, and when can I kill people?"

"Once we get to the castle dad."

"That is, if you guys make it to the castle!" I said.

Meanwhile, ships 1-100 lead by Apple Bloom, ships 101-200 lead by Crystal Clarity...it was silent, each girl assuming charging position...

"Let's kill them bitches!" Shouted Apple Bloom.

"For my dad!" Shouted Crystal Clarity.

Then they all charged at each other until...

*CRASH!*

They collided, and began the exchange of blows! Many different combinations in that battle! Zecora vs. Princess Blue Belle, Photo Finish vs Femanon, Nursery Rhyme vs. Lady Tyra, Mare Do Well vs. Chimera, Barb vs. May (R63 G3 Spike), Whoa there was even Fausticorn vs Celestia!

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Said Mulia Mild! Then 4 clones appeared! "Chidori!" All 5 announced before charging at Shadowmane!

Ms.Harshwhinny then punched the OC: Jade. Prim Hemline punched the OC: Milky Way.

Apple Bloom collided fists with Crystal Clarity!

"Give-up, dad is mine!"

"Gross! Besides, I'm more age appropriate!" Apple Bloom then dodged swipe a slash from Crystal Clarity's claws! Then Apple Bloom Uppercutted her! Crystal Clarity retaliated by blasting a huge flame all over her! "AAAAH!" Apple Bloom then stopped dropped, and rolled!

As the battle raged on, guards were being killed left & right by Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam!

"Gah!"

"Ack!"

"Hurk!"

"No! Stay back! Who are you?!" Said a scarred Spike.

"We're here to put you out of your misery kid!" Explained Nerzo as he charged his attack!

"Hey! You said that I got to kill this kid! Besides, I only came to kill!"

"And you will, here come your next kills!"

"Xeenam!" I shouted! "Alright, you may have burnt us all to a crisp in between scenes, but there is something you didn't know about me!"

"And what is that?"

"I am fire proof! But my friends, not so much."

"That's not true! The son of a bitch used us all as a huge shield!" Said Blood Brandy.

"Why would you even do that?!" Said Spikerulez302.

"Because I like taking pages from Bobobo when it's necessary."

"My Vixens could've stopped the attack!" Said Omnifox.

"Yeah, but....um...look, let's just save Spike alright?!"

Then a huge fireball slammed onto me from behind!

*Boom!*

"Haha! Told you I was fire proof!" Then I grab Titanium pony and use him as a human baseball bat!

"W-wait, don't do..." Then I struck Hexo!

"OW!"

"Spike!"

"Deezutra, who are these guys?"

"I'll explain once we make it to the rendezvous point, now come on! They can handle this!"

"Why are we going to this rendezvous point?"

"Trahzo said this area has the solution to stop the war!"

Meanwhile at the rendezvous point...

"Well, it's been more than half an hour, guess this order is now free." Said the dragoness.

Now back to Trahzo and his friends vs Xeenam.

"I don't know who the hell you are, but I will kill you!"

That's when I blocked both of Xeenam's punches, then countered him with a headbutt! Nerzo then tried to sting me but I avoided by taking one of Xeenam's hands and having the stinger spear his hand!

"AAAH You son of a bitch!" Then he killed Nerzo, and then turned Nerzo's stinger into a weapon!

"We got this one!" Then Omnifox & Ember Queheran Discordia merged their flames & sent Xeenam back flying! That's when Xeenam came back & blasted them!

"Yeah! Just like back in that building...wait a minute, huh?"

It turned out, Omnifox's vixens blocked the attack!

"D...did we do good?" Then 2 of Omnifox's many vixens fell as they died!

Meanwhile back at the war...

Berry Punch then ran up to the top the tallest tree and began throwing barrels! Mistress Marevelous then began stopping everyone in place with her horseshoes (WONDER WOMAN!)! Tina the Bluebird had no chance against Philomena! Also Mina the dragon was fighting Pinkamena!

"Man, this bad, as soon as I get the money, I'm outta here! Wait, isn't that...Sunset Shimmer?" The dragoness said in shock.

*Flashback!*

"But why Sunset?"

"Sorry Dim Sum, but Celestia doesn't appreciate me! She doesn't want me to see what lays beyond that mirror! She doesn't trust me to see the secrets within!"

"*Sniff* Don't leave me Sunset."

"Sorry Dim Sum, please, be a good girl."

*Flashback over*

"Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here? I gotta figure out why!"

"HALT!!!"

"Huh?" The dragoness turned around.

"Are you the delivery girl known as Dim Sum?" Asked Deezutra.

"Yeah...are you the ones who called for some delivery?"

"Yes, and oh, this is Spike." Deezutra pointed.

"Hello? (What a cute dragon.)"

"Um Deezutra? What's going on here?" Spike whispered.

"Trahzo thinks the war shall stop once ship 201 has arisen."

"Ship 201?"

"The 201st girl in your harem!"

"What?! You think my girls will cease their fighting this way? They'll just try to kill her!"

"Don't worry, Trahzo assured me this plan will work!"

"But we just met! How are you sure she likes me?"

"Excuse me, why are you whispering?"

"Oh, uh...Dim Sum, mind if you come with us?"

"Okay...(What does this guy want with me? Does it have something to do with this cute dragon?)"

A while later, they made it to the warzone.

"STOP!!!" Deezutra shouted while pointing his sword at Spike!

"Whoa! Deezutra, what are you doing?" Said a panicking Spike.

"Captain, lower your weapon, or we'll lower you into a coffin!"

All the fighting came to a halt as soon as they all saw Spike in danger!

"Not until you see this!" Then Deezutra stepped out of the way to reveal Dim Sum. "Meet ship 201!"

"What?!" The entire crowd roared.

Meanwhile back in the castle...

"Son!"

"Let's do it!"

Hexo & Xeenam clapped their hands together & created sound waves that blasted away the entire group!

"I'm not seeing any signs of them getting tired!" Said Blood Brandy.

"Yeah, I'm getting the wind knocked out of me!" Said Titaniumpony.

"No worries, Vixens, form a Kuramatron!" Commanded Omnifox!

"Wait, what?" Asked a confused Xeenam.

Then Omnifox's harem formed a giant busty anthropomorphic Kurama!

"Hey big boy! Feel the pain of my Chakra gun!"

"Come again?" Asked the still confused demon.

"Dad, get outta the way!" Then Xeenam & Hexo dodged the attack!

"Man, we're really destroying all of the pillars in Twilight's castle." commented Blood Brandy.

"Don't worry, Deezutra has probably introduced ship 201 to the other 200 already!"

"Wait, 201?!" Gasped Hexo. "Foolish idiots! Dad, I'm gonna head over to the battlefield, kill these guys!"

"Will do son!"

Meanwhile back at the battlefield...

"Wait, what do you mean I'm this guy's 201st girlfriend? We just met today!" Said Dim Sum.

"Yeah, but wont you try?"

"No, why should I..."

"Yoink!"

"Ah!" Dim Sum gasped!

"Hexo!"

"Oh-no you don't! This war isn't ending with the love conquers all ending, it'll end with Spike's death ending! I am going to kill this dragoness, but 1st..." Then he used his finger to cast a spell on all of the girls! "Would you ladies be so kind as to kill Deezutra?"

Then they all stared at him and attacked!

"Whoa!"

That's when Hexo tried to go in and attack Spike, but that's when his face met with a magic bubble shield!

"*grunt!* What the? But I thought all 200 girls are busy trying to kill Deezutra, who's possibly protecting you?"

"Yes quite, all of the girls are incapacitated, but have you ever considered the existence of oh I don't know, a boyfriend?"

"What?!"

"Hello, I'm Elusive! The wild card you did not account for!" Then Elusive bucked Hexo!

"Bullshit!" Once Hexo landed on the ground, he dropped Dim Sum.

"Dim Sum, are you alright?!" Spike asked.

Meanwhile in the crowd trying to kill Deezutra...

"Wait...Dim Sum?" Sunset Shimmer said as she broke free from Hexo mind control. Sunset Shimmer then began shoving mares & other female creatures out of the way! "(How could I have forgotten about my assistant Dim Sum? She was like a sister to me, I gotta apologize to her for abandoning her all of these years!)"

"Your shield is going to break, and once it does, Spike will die!" Then he looked at the dazed dragoness. "And to ensure another ship doesn't end this...die!"

That's when Sunset Shimmer stopped Hexo from killing Dim Sum!

"Sunset Shimmer!"

"Hey, it's been a while friend!"

"What are you doing fighting over this guy?!"

"He won over my heart, and considering you're here, he'll win over your heart eventually as well."

"Just like that?"

"Yes...he knows just how to woo the ladies, and apparently men....wait, when were you shipped with Spike?"

"Ever read Spike's 5 Rarities?"

"Oh." Replied Sunset Shimmer.

Meanwhile back at the castle...

Me, Omnifox, Lance Blazer, Geoice, Blood Brandy, Spikerulez302, Black Kirin, Panzerbrony, Brak, and Veetrix all uppercut Xeenam into the air!

"Everyone, join hands!"

Then we all formed a circle & joined hands under Xeenam who was still dazed while in the air.

"Super Overdrive! Light Pillar Cannon!"

Then after that, Xeenam was destroyed!

"Well, that's that!"

"Wait, wont the other Xeenam just absorb the energy and then the Xeenam we just killed will also break through the gates of Hell?"

"No, that attack we just executed completely erases the existence of our opponent, so that Xeenam is gone, all's there's left, is this world's Xeenam, now let's find him!"

Meanwhile, Hexo finally bashed Elusive's force field open!

"Yes!"

Sunset Shimmer then stopped him by letting down her force field and shooting Hexo!

"Get Dim Sum out of here! NOW!"

"Right!"

Then Spike took Dim Sum by the claw & off they ran for the Everfree Forest! Eventually, after Deezutra knocked all of the girls out, he saw that Sunset & Elusive were close to death!

"You 2 certainly were formidable, I'm exhausted, but one last blast should kill you both!"

*SHING!* Hexo was killed by Deezutra's blade.

"Phew! That was close! So where did Spike & Dim Sum go?"

"They went to the Everfree Forest! Probably bound for the Castle of the 2 Sisters."

"Thanks, would you 2 mind helping everyone to the hospital?"

Then after Elusive & Sunset Shimmer nodded their heads, Deezutra ran for the Everfree Forest!

Meanwhile in the Everfree Forest, a beast was watching Spike & Dim Sum as they ran for the Castle of the 2 Sisters...

"What? Another girlfriend? Son of a bitch how does he keep on getting the ladies?" Said the other Xeenam.

Author's Note

Sorry if this chapter was confusing. Oh, and the fandom has adopted Dim Sum as the dragon Sunset Shimmer had to hatch.