War of the 200 Ships!

"So, how do you know Sunset Shimmer?" Spike asked.

"You know the entrance exam into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns?"

"Yeah?"

"She hatched me."

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah, after that, we were very inseparable, but sadly, she let her anger overtake her & ran away through some mirror, after that I left for Dragontown in Fillydelphia and now I work as a delivery girl."

"Wow, that's sad."

"Yeah, but now that Sunee chan is back, we can live as a family again!"

"Don't try speaking Japanese, you sound Chinese."

Dim Sum then rolled her eyes.

"So, where are we going anyway?"

"To a safe place."

Later, they made it to the Castle of the 2 sisters.

"Hey, I know this place."

"Really Dim Sum?"

"Yeah, this castle was where Celestia & Luna used to live, it was a bed time story Sunset Shimmer would read to me back when I was her assistant." Dim Sum told him.

"Wow, my BFF turned GF Twilight Sparkle used to read me those kinds of stories before I started my harem."

"You don't say?"

"Yeah, I thought I was only going to date Rarity, but then the numbers just kept on growing, and growing! It's a miracle I haven't turned into a giant monster!"

"That's good to know, you're kawaii in this form."

"I told you, you sound more like a chinese girl, don't speak japanese!"

"Baka, you can't tell me what to do!"

Spike sighed while he rolled his eyes, then continued on as they entered the castle.

In the shadows..."(Hmm...yes...enter the castle, that is where I shall have my revenge! What happened that long time ago...it was my last and only chance to bring back my queen!)"

Then, once Spike & Dim Sum were in the room Spike hides his comic books...

"*Gasp!* Power Ponies issue 112, the one where they introduce Ultra Butt, I love this one! Ooh, and Issue 77, the one where they kill Clown Doe! Whoa, and here's the one where they failed trying to help the Ninja Urag get away from Accup, which resulted in them getting married! A..and here's issue 70, where the 1st Humdrum becomes Dark Hero & the 2nd Humdrum is killed by Clown Doe! Why do you have all of these? Mina's comic book store runs out of these before I get a chance to purchase them!"

"Really? That's sad."

"Yeah, my job as a delivery girl is very stressful, I barely make ends meet before the end of the month, I have to accept food from douches who try to touch me!"

"What?! That's terrible!"

"Yeah, so once this is all over, I'm gonna move back in with Sunset Shimmer! I missed her all of these years!"

"Yeah, I'd miss my unicorn if Twilight did the same thing to me that Sunset did to you, well, Twilight's a alicorn now, but you know what I mean right?"

"Yeah, the gist of it." Dim Sum replied while reading a comic book.

"You know, since you like comic books so much, wanna come with me to Comicon?"

"*Gasp!* You really mean it?" She said giddly.

"(As usual, I can still get all the ladies.)"

*Boom!*

"What the?!"

"Hey! Remember me?!"

"What the?"

"Yeah, I'm sure you do, I'm the one who started a war between your harem of 100 girls!"

"X..Xeenam!"

"Yep, you remember me, now to kill you!" Then the other Xeenam began charging his death lance until Deezutra grabbed Spike & Dim Sum then began running! "Dammit! Come back here!"

Xeenam then began shooting at the running dragons!

"Spike, take my hands! We're going airborn!" Spike then took Dim Sum's hands and off they flew!

"No fair! How come you're a baby dragon with wings & I'm not?"

"We have the same 3 classes like ponies, earth, wings, and magi!"

"Now that sucks!"

"Don't worry, like Earth ponies, Earth dragons are the-whoa! Strongest!"

Then Xeenam teleported in front of them and punched them right down!

*Bam!*

"Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude!"

Dim Sum was knocked out cold. Spike then picked up the sleeping dragoness, held her on his shoulder, then began booking!

"Hey stop! I just wanna punch you!"

"That is not a good reference to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!"

"Oh shut up, it was an amazing reference!" He said as he shot a huge orb of energy at Spike! It grazed his tail!

"That pinched a little!"

"Die you little shit!" Then he charged at Spike & almost slashed him, but Spike jumped and flipped a switch which activated a trap door, which quickly shut as soon as Spike entered!

Xeenam smashed the door open, but there was no sign of Spike or Dim Sum anywhere.

"I will have my revenge kid! Just you wait! When I find you, you're dead! Even if I have to level this entire castle!" He threatened!

Spike was running inside the walls.

"(Alright Spike, think, this guy is hunting you down, time you turned the tables until Deezutra & those other guys show-up!)"

So Spike left Dim Sum in the dungeon.

"Sorry, but this will keep you safe."

Then Spike went to work, building assault traps! After a few hours...

"Alright, that's it! Time to show that demon who's boss!"

Later...

"Grrrrrrrrrrr....."

*Whistle!*

"Hey Mr.No pants!" Then he patted his butt at him!

"I got you now!"

Spike then pulled a string, springing the 1st trap! A part of the ceiling falling on top of Xeenam!

"Augh! Oof!"

"Yes! Gotcha!"

"You think so do you? Incorrect!" Then Xeenam dug himself out of the pile of bricks!

Xeenam charged at him again! That's when Spike pulled another trap! A brick hitting him in the dick!

"AAAAAAAACK! My dick!" He said while on his knees, holding his dick!

"You shitty prick!" Then he began flying at him!

"Time for the last trap!" Spike then pulled another string! A bunch of bowling balls catapulted at him! Xeenam then punched them all away!

"Ha! There goes your last trap!"

"That was not the trap!"

"What?!" Then he entered a party cannon!

"That was my trap, the bowling balls were a distraction!" Then Spike shot Xeenam out of the castle!

"BULLSHIT!!!"

After that, Spike ran back to Dim Sum.

"Hey...Dim Sum...wake-up!"

"Spiiiike?"

"It's okay..."

Then Dim Sum saw a glistening Spike.

"We're safe now!"

Dim Sum was blushing.

"Is...that monster with no pants on gone?"

"Yeah...it's all..."

*BOOM!* The wall burst!

"*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!* Don't get cocky!" That's when Xeenam levitated the entire castle out of the way to show them the giant orb of dark energy!

"Whoa!" The 2 gasped!

"NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE!" He gestured for the giant orb of dark energy to fall down where Spike & Dim Sum were standing!

"Dim Sum...before we die..."

"Yeah, I kinda developed a crush on you as we spent time together."

"What?"

"You heard me, you understand my pain, you & I have the same interests, and you fought hard to save both of our butts...y-you're a pretty cool dude."

"Wow, thanks."

"Aww, too bad love wont save you from this!" Xeenam then sensed a presence! "Oh God no! It's this guy again!"

A yellow streak of light sliced the orb in half! Destroying it!

*Boom!*

"Spike!"

"Deezutra!"

"Go! We can handle him!"

"Thanks."

"Your harem is in the hospital, I gave them all concussions but they're all safe! Now go!"

Then Spike & Dim Sum ran out of there!

"Graaaaa!"

"We meet again Xeenam, been a while!"

"Why are you here ELECTROMAN?!"

"Because, no matter where you go, you should know perfectly well, that I'll kill you! I mean, we're a perfect reflection of each other, except I'm the one who shall win no matter what!"

"Electroman! We're here to fight by your side as well! Just wait for us to charge the Overflow Energy for the Super Overdrive that shall permanently erase Xeenam's existence from this world!" I told him.

"You got it!"