Haters like to stereotype. They either think we all write Cupcakes, or else we write goody twoshoes junk about sweet little ponies and their happy, boring adventures. But apparently we as writers fail to be politically correct. We disregard obvious truths and exalt the random, funny, and exciting- all of which is apparently VERY BAD. So here's to you, haters. I have written a short, easy-to-read, rated-E fic. It's PC. It's mentally stable (I think). I even threw in a moral or two throughout to hopefully persuade people to live safe, healthy lives. And the whole thing is sickening. Funny, but puke-inducingly perfect. So read it. Enjoy it. And don't forget to bring a bucket.

Here's mud in your eye!
-Sir Squidfish